Top City Homo posted:

if a woman puts a picture of her underage niece in one of her okcupid profile pics is she stupid or is this an fbi sting for pedos?

Top City Homo posted:

if a woman puts a picture of her underage niece in one of her okcupid profile pics is she stupid or is this an fbi sting for pedos?

Top City Homo posted:

She's kissing her on the lips in another one

Sheep-Goats posted:

Wet it

up?

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My self-summary
I am most definitely one of those people who was brought up in the wrong era.. I love everything to the with the 1940's & 50's.. I love how the men would adore their wives who would stay at home and looks after the house and family.. Back then there were more class and manners then there is today!

You won't see me in short skirts or revealing tops. I believe that something's should remain a mystery and you shouldn't show off everything.. Something's are best shown off behind closed doors
What I知 doing with my life
I currently study a foundations course at the University of South Australia and I will hopefully be going onto do a bachelor of design (visual communications) next year.

I work part time in a hotel as a receptionist but it's not where my heart is..
I知 really good at
I'm really good at baking and cooking (well I think I am anyway).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite book series is The Wolves of Mercy Falls, the author is one of my favourites Maggie Stiefvater...

I love old classic movies especially the ones with Audrey Hepburn.. She is so glamorous and timeless. My favourite movie of hers is most definitely Breakfast at Tiffany's
The six things I could never do without
- Coffee
- Red velvet cupcakes
- Clothes
- Romance
- Books
- Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to spend a lot of time contemplating my actions and how what I have done in the past is effecting my life now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical (ideal) Friday night would be snuggled up at home with a warm cup of homemade soup and an intriguing book.
You should message me if
If you appreciate the romance and traditionalism of the past.

If you are interested in swing dance or other types of ballroom, you will also extra points if you have 50's style. ;-)

I do appreciate manners and old fashioned chivalry.. So please take these into consideration if you decided to message me.

** Also please note that I am in a polyamorous relationship not to be mistaken for an open relationship.

Breetai posted:

Otisburg posted:

i gotta say i thought you were just sharing that for the dumb but fairly normal "i have nostalgia for the pre-civil rights era" thing, i legit "lolled" when i got to the shyamalan worthy twist ending

it's a pretty good racket if she can pull of being a kept woman because of "traditional values" while still semi-openly collecting side-pieces like pokemons

post the pic i want to see if she's also literally having her cake and eating it too.

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Thats a bad dress.

Breetai posted:

There's something off about her. You can see the crazy radiating out of her.

Noctone posted:

yeah they're called Crazy Eyes. it's A Thing

Breetai posted:

There's something off about her. You can see the crazy radiating out of her.

Breetai posted:

There's something off about her. You can see the crazy radiating out of her.

Breetai posted:

There's something off about her. You can see the crazy radiating out of her.

Breetai posted:

There's something off about her. You can see the crazy radiating out of her.

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******PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM IN PHILLY. IF DRIVING IS AN ISSUE FOR YOU, DON'T CONTACT ME. UGLY, DESPERATE WOMEN ARE THE ONES THAT DRIVE TO MEET MEN. HENCE, I DON'T DRIVE CAUSE I AM NEITHER.**********

LeoMarr posted:

My name is Hypatia.

I used to play Ragnarok Online obsessively.

I legitimately enjoy Nickelback.

NotWearingPants posted:

TenementFunster posted:

the biggest shock of the thread is this lady not being seriously obese

JebanyPedal posted:

My balls hurt

JebanyPedal posted:

My balls hurt

TenementFunster posted:

the biggest shock of the thread is this lady not being seriously obese

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My self-summary
Catch me if you can... I am a wild spirit.

Great kissers to the front of the line!!!
I worship Satan, i have a chubby belly hehehe, Icollect turds and feel like I am the next Honey Boo-Boo! I want my pageant name to be Carmel- Ca-Ca!!

I am quirky, forward, and unique! I am happy being weird and a little odd ball of smiles and joy. I am a goofy person but when it comes to acting I am very dry. I very quite and shy around cute men.

More than anything I love the company of others. I love to make people laugh. My humor ranges in extremes from silly to sarcastic. I love dark humor the most. Some may be surprised at what I find funny. I am very macabre and dark witted at times. I read the obituaries for a good roll in the hay.

I want to meet a well rounded person who has passion, dedication, skills, hobbies and enjoys watching TV with me from time to time. I am very artistic... I will paint, sing, write a poem, decorate a room, and perform a monologue all in about 45 minutes. I am either telling stories, bouncing off walls with energy or I will be in my room listening to my slow jams. Yes I said it, "slow jams." I can be very quite at times.

I love trying new things. I am pretty old fashion when it comes to a first date. No sex I am not a porn star. The best sex is when u don't wake me up. I like to lay there like a log.

Message me if you enjoy a sporty quirky girl with a unique laugh. I laugh loud(really loud) I can't help it...if are able to make me laugh I may just love ya forever. Laughing is big part of my character. If you can handle my laugh you might be deaf, (looks right looks left) seriously! Hehe.

My sister is a lesbian and you must be respectful of alternative life styles. I kinda have one myself. It may freak ya out!

PS. I love to sleep!!! i wish it was an Olympic Sport. I would be a gold medalist!
What I知 doing with my life
Going back to basics...and finding me. Hopefully a partner to enjoy life and enjoy love. I enjoy companionship and comfort. Most of my relationship last several years. I am understanding of men with kids.

"I-would love 50 adopted-kids--- one from each state in the US of A(said in my little southern accent)."
I知 really good at
I am really good at making people laugh, feeling empathy, painting, singing, doing funny voices, and cooking.

Watching shows about serial killers. I watch weird stuff. Investigation discovery has consumed me. I should have been a detective.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not going to lie....but i do have huge boobs. People usually also notice that I am not scared to speak my mind and that I am funny. I am also always very engainging and bubbly to new people. I cross my eyes a lot and use my hands when I speak.

I offend people with my crude humor.

Yet if I find u attractive I will clam up and be shy? It's rare but it happens!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love the books The Color Purple, the Help and The Dive from Clausens Pier.

My favorite movies are Pinapple Express, Harold and Maude, Me and My Shadows, Macgruber, Closer, Identity Thief, Lars and The Real Girl, and Pretty Woman. I love a good slut to riches story.

Shows...hmmm I can get sucked into reality tv...I do have a weekness for it.

I love cooking ang trying exotic food. Discovering an amazing place to eat rocks although with my sophisticated pallet I will still go to McDonalds for a Happy Meal every now and again.
The six things I could never do without
Familia, Money, Almonds, Laughter, Joan Rivers, and Soap.

When I wrote this Joan Rivers was still alive- miss my comedy icon.

So now I need a seventh- Naps!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jokes and inappropriate behavior and things that will make people laugh even I am the butt of the joke!
On a typical Friday night I am
Just because its friday doesn't mean that i address it any diffrent really. I go with whats in my gut and what my enviroment allows.
The most private thing I知 willing to admit
I am unable to have children. I want to be a housewife and adopt a billion children. I like most children more than adults. I admire the honesty they evoke. My Niece told me i was UGLY once and she meant it.I thought it was adorable and could not stop laughing. Kids love to be around Auntie Mimi (me).
You should message me if
If you love eccentric woman with strong humor and presence. A guy who can give the spotlight to me because i am a social girl with something to say. You would be smart, open minded, passionate and in tune with your emotions. You must understand I am comedian and will take things to the next level. You have to be comfortable and open minded enough to appreciate my abrasive humor.

Must love kissing and cuddling!!!

notZaar posted:

It's gotta be a fake profile but I didn't find anything with reverse image search so :OI

JebanyPedal posted:

That's not anything new I've slept with a chick who kept saying "I loving hate you." while I was loving her because she thought I was arrogant and a douche,
Easy if you're super attractive like me, and none of you.

JebanyPedal posted:

That's not anything new I've slept with a chick who kept saying "I loving hate you." while I was loving her because she thought I was arrogant and a douche,
Easy if you're super attractive like me, and none of you.

Tumble posted:

You very well could be better looking than me, but I'm likely way more charismatic and outgoing than you.

JebanyPedal posted:

I sincerely doubt that. You are offensively retarded in person, also along with your hideousness I detect a gay rear end insecurity that makes you suck nuts socially, I think you should poo poo your pants.

Tumble posted:

No way, I'm a pretty cool dude, plus my new haircut is loving sweet!