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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

My jackboots will enjoy the crunch of your trachea the most as we put down the commie rebel scum in the glorious second American civil war.

Keep going almost there :flashfap:

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Vahakyla posted:

So, I work as a hired goon at a "gentleman's establishment" in Charleston for funsies. Work was weird, SWAT-trucks and FBI agents, local cops and deputies everywhere outside. Was bit bad for business.
Also poo poo's messed up and streets were crazy.

The Southern Belle always struck me as a definite human trafficking corridor.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Kawasaki Nun posted:

The Southern Belle always struck me as a definite human trafficking corridor.

Wrong side of the street.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Im the dude at 33 seconds

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
that aint poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EO6HTYmZ4

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
how about that steam sale you guys what are you playin

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Clicker Heroes

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

i'm thinking the dude singing left his gun somewhere or something the sarge is like "that'll loving teach him heh"

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dem titties tho







E: talking about butterball of course

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
when I used to shave my head someone told me I looked like butterbean. I'm not proud of that.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

how about that steam sale you guys what are you playin

CS:GO. Duh.

Comedy Option: I think I still have a Planetside account.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Red storm rising on Dosbox

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Branis posted:

when I used to shave my head someone told me I looked like butterbean. I'm not proud of that.

I KNEW IT!!!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Branis posted:

when I used to shave my head someone told me I looked like butterbean. I'm not proud of that.

ouch

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Must. resist. posting. in D&D.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Untagged posted:

Must resist posting.

Fixed that for you.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged is the new Shim

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Untagged is the new Shim

:allears:

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Untagged posted:

Must. resist. posting. in D&D.

What's going on in Dorks and Douchebags?

e: wow, that vitalsigns guy is pretty dumb let me correct this

The Shep fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jun 19, 2015

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

What's going on in Dorks and Douchebags?

anarchy

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
The key for one of my gun safes won't turn all the way so I can't get into the safe. It has all my expensive milsurp rifles in there

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Branis posted:

The key for one of my gun safes won't turn all the way so I can't get into the safe. It has all my expensive milsurp rifles in there

One of those Homak / Stack-on safes with the barrel keys?

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

The key for one of my gun safes won't turn all the way so I can't get into the safe. It has all my expensive milsurp rifles in there

Did you try shooting it?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

DrakeriderCa posted:

Did you try shooting it?

Yea, if he could get to his guns.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

Ogrel72 posted:

One of those Homak / Stack-on safes with the barrel keys?

Yeah it's an older stack on probably 12ish years old not a barrel key though. a small regular key

Branis fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jun 19, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
do you have access to a crowbar? then congrats you can open your lovely gun cabinet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NZjRSdpcc

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!
If you're going to own more than one firearm, you need something with style to store them in, not some piddly gun safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYqquG27pg

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Yea, if he could get to his guns.

what kind of chump puts all his guns in one safe?

i have safes scattered strategically throughout my house to prevent scenarios like this :smugdog:

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
my tacticool AR and AK and other miscellaneous firearms are in another safe so theoretically I could shoot it if I wanted to.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

my tacticool AR and AK and other miscellaneous firearms are in another safe so theoretically I could shoot it if I wanted to.

What do you mean if you wanted to?

Please film results and post on youtube.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

What's going on in Dorks and Douchebags?

e: wow, that vitalsigns guy is pretty dumb let me correct this



So, looking back, how'd it go?

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

What do you mean if you wanted to?

Please film results and post on youtube.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Branis posted:

my tacticool AR and AK and other miscellaneous firearms are in another safe so theoretically I could shoot it if I wanted to.

Using everything that I have ever learned from everyone that has ever instructed me in the use of firearms, I will wholeheartedly recommend not only firing at steel objects with rifles, but to also do it from a close range to ensure accuracy. Quote me on this one.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Branis posted:

Yeah it's an older stack on probably 12ish years old not a barrel key though. a small regular key

First see if stack on still makes lock sets for the safe you have. If so, drill out the center of the lock.

That what I had to do with my homak

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

my tacticool AR and AK and other miscellaneous firearms are in another safe so theoretically I could shoot it if I wanted to.

I just leave all my guns in a drawer in the closet. :shrug:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

I just leave all my guns in a drawer in the closet. :shrug:

Not with two crumb-snatchers in the house.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

I just leave all my guns in a drawer in the closet. :shrug:

Pretty easy for Obama to come get them now isn't it :nsa:

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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Pretty easy for Obama to come get them now isn't it :nsa:

wRONg because who is obama going to use to take your guns? Us, the new federal department of police. Congratulations you killed freedom.

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