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JebanyPedal posted:That's not anything new I've slept with a chick who kept saying "I loving hate you." while I was loving her because she thought I was arrogant and a douche, you're like 5'3"
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favourite movie - Lars and the Real Girl? I seriously doubt this is a real profile...
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Jun 19, 2015 05:07
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Insane levels of jealousy in this thread, maybe if you all weren't ugly and horribly ugly retarded people inside too you could have the ladies love you like they do me.
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Jun 19, 2015 05:11
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You're short, no one could actually ever love you
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Jun 19, 2015 05:26
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i love jebany because he keeps it hilariously real. do you have a rasturbated picture of yourself on your wall? you should because its hilarious. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3334499&userid=143722#post398115658
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Jun 19, 2015 05:38
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chill he seems cool
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Jun 19, 2015 05:43
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It's hard being average height and insanely good looking with a body that makes women wonder how they got so lucky because they're apparently sleeping with an Adonis all of a sudden, how does this make you feel bitch.
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Jun 19, 2015 05:56
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Actually its cool to be a manlet
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JebanyPedal posted:It's hard being average height and insanely good looking with a body that makes women wonder how they got so lucky because they're apparently sleeping with an Adonis all of a sudden, how does this make you feel bitch. I was just kiddin man I hope I am buff one day and I also like King Crimson too
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JebanyPedal posted:It's hard being average height and insanely good looking with a body that makes women wonder how they got so lucky because they're apparently sleeping with an Adonis all of a sudden, how does this make you feel bitch.  you're as tall as a small asian man. not "average" lmbo.
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Jun 19, 2015 07:43
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Pissing match in GBS about how much you get laid is amazingly stupid on both sides, good job morons.
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Jun 19, 2015 07:51
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So, I dont know much about this whole "Dadbod" thing, perhaps Jeb can fill us in, like, is there a specific mating display you guys use, involving your gut and lack of height?
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Jun 19, 2015 08:30
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post more drongos, ya drongos
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Jun 19, 2015 09:11
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Tumble posted:No way, I'm a pretty cool dude, plus my new haircut is loving sweet! You two should hate gently caress each other and love post the insults
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Jun 19, 2015 10:51
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JediTalentAgent posted:So, another article about meeting someone you don't like on OKCupid popped up... huh negging literally worked. Her coda is "yes, i hosed this comically hateful human being, but ultimately i have the power because i'm not going to gently caress him two or more times, just one time." also lol at anyone who doesn't know the proper term is "ruebenesque."
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Jun 19, 2015 17:28
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staberind posted:So, I dont know much about this whole "Dadbod" thing, perhaps Jeb can fill us in, like, is there a specific mating display you guys use, involving your gut and lack of height? I heard that Jeb is cool and also buff and doesn't have a gut so I don't think he can answer u
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Jun 19, 2015 17:59
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 Gotta say whichever of the three she is I'm not feeling it. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jun 19, 2015 |
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Jun 19, 2015 18:03
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Otisburg posted:
Her art history class also covered Dr Suess. (Suessian) Otisburg posted:
The one with the beard. Poly-cystic Ovarian Syndrome can really suck.
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Jun 19, 2015 18:32
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Oh my a lady caller.
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snorch posted:Oh my a lady caller. Is she... hiking??? 
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Jun 19, 2015 20:07
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Oh hey a new message. "wants to find someone to marry (at 19)" 
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Jun 19, 2015 20:55
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Chomp8645 posted:Is she... hiking??? Her other picture is her literally on the peak of a mountain.
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Jun 19, 2015 20:58
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Lawman 0 posted:Oh hey a new message. lemmie guess profile is all jesus-y snorch posted:Her other picture is her literally on the peak of a mountain. ask her if she'd ever want to try to summit everest, if she says yes, tell her you think climbing everest is a really elaborate form of russian roulette for bougie fuckers.
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Otisburg posted:lemmie guess profile is all jesus-y she admits she has "emotional baggage" I'm gonna be polite though. edit: holy gently caress this girl has the worst spelling in the world. Lawman 0 fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 19, 2015 |
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Jun 19, 2015 21:13
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This! This is what this thread is for, keep us updated!
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Jun 19, 2015 23:06
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I stopped responding because another girl wanted to have GoT chat.
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Jun 19, 2015 23:37
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Captain Yossarian posted:I heard that Jeb is cool and also buff and doesn't have a gut so I don't think he can answer u You should def offer to suck him off.
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Lawman 0 posted:I stopped responding because another girl wanted to have GoT chat.
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Jun 20, 2015 23:53
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What the heck is "special blend" and why does the app keep resetting to it?
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Jun 20, 2015 23:59
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notZaar posted:What the heck is "special blend" and why does the app keep resetting to it? Special blend is hipster for random
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Jun 21, 2015 00:01
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Lawman 0 posted:I stopped responding because another girl wanted to have GoT chat. You should just use these kinds of girls for food and sex tbh. Get them to buy you poo poo or gently caress you and never vest anything in them except for your cock and mouth to consume the food they buy you. Dont stop responding, just low effort them and see how much you can get because surely girls dont do the same poo poo to low end guys
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Jun 21, 2015 00:08
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fits my needs posted:you're like 5'3" lol is he really Otisburg posted:also lol at anyone who doesn't know the proper term is "ruebenesque." This confused the gently caress out of me when I clicked the link.
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Jun 21, 2015 00:44
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3rd date with italian chick today, definitely heading towards boyfriend/girlfriend territory, as a bonus she's gonna be back home in italy the very week i will be in italy on my travels so perhaps there's a base i can use instead of cheap nasty hostels
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Jun 21, 2015 12:55
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mama mia
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Jun 21, 2015 21:41
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 You should message me if no bigots no terfs no sapiosexuals no cis men. queer cuties come say hey!
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Jun 25, 2015 16:01
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LethalGeek posted:
I can see the underarm hair.
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Jun 25, 2015 16:10
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I jsut watched anime with a girl the anime wasn't bad it was called Space Dandy didn't think I would like it but I did asnyway
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Jun 25, 2015 16:20
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Lawman 0 posted:I can see the underarm hair. It's a man. Like an actual biological man.
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JediTalentAgent posted:So, another article about meeting someone you don't like on OKCupid popped up... quote:I laughed out loud. I’m on the zaftig side, and I don’t mind it, but having a complete stranger bring up my spare poundage in a chillingly patronizing way made me feel like I was in an Amy Schumer sketch.
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