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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


Would probably invent myself tbh.

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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Sinner's Sandwiches aren't half bad. This is the first one my husband made for himself. Plays quite nicely on the salty/sweet dichotomy and the cereal adds a pretty great texture contrast.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

If I remember right corn starch and water makes for an excellent porn food accessory

According to SA's resident pornographer (darkpriest), pina colada mix is a common substitute.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012



Can't be that bad.

E: fixed for breaking tables.

Dabir has a new favorite as of 20:10 on Jun 19, 2015

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Is it fish or plasticine?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Multi-coloured wall insulation?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Assorted flavor sponge

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Bread chunks? Cookies? Colored meringue?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
those weird tumors with teeth and hair in them

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
tempura lucky charms mushrooms

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Shuffle posted:

lucky charms mushrooms

where can I buy this tia

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Shuffle posted:

tempura lucky charms mushrooms

You're loving with me

poo poo. If you aren't loving with me I will do this myself and trip report.

I still might.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


ninjahedgehog posted:

Can one of our resident food reviewers/pythons do a trip report on this?



Oh no, mozzarella sticks on a sandwich? Holy poo poo, a 22 mozzarella stick sandwich, a pickle and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Decrepus posted:

Oh no, mozzarella sticks on a sandwich? Holy poo poo, a 22 mozzarella stick sandwich, a pickle and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

They're Jalapeno Poppers :ssh:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Decrepus posted:

Oh no, mozzarella sticks on a sandwich? Holy poo poo, a 22 mozzarella stick sandwich, a pickle and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

:nallears:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

CzarChasm posted:

You're loving with me

poo poo. If you aren't loving with me I will do this myself and trip report.

I still might.

He has got to be loving with you because Lucky Charms does not contain mushrooms.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Decrepus posted:

Oh no, mozzarella sticks on a sandwich? Holy poo poo, a 22 mozzarella stick sandwich, a pickle and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

Reminds me of this gem.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

quote:

I blame the TGI Friday's test kitchen executive chef (a prepaid cellphone that Guy Fieri texts recipes to while high on whippets) for making the prototype of these sticks accidentally one full moon—for by accident is the only way such an item could ever have been deemed suitable for human consumption—and then never copping to the mistake.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie



Why, goddamnit?!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


left_unattended posted:

Why, goddamnit?!

Because this is flavor country, bitch :911:

Only Al Qaeda and communists would hate a pizzaburger(s).

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


left_unattended posted:




Why, goddamnit?!

LOOK AT THE THREAD TITLE YOU MISCREANT

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Rah! posted:

Because this is flavor country, bitch :911:

Only Al Qaeda and communists would hate a pizzaburger(s).

I'm in New Zealand.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


left_unattended posted:

I'm in New Zealand.

Are you saying it's impossible for al qaeda or communists to live in New Zealand?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


left_unattended posted:

I'm in New Zealand.

You post in this thread and you become an American :colbert: I don't make the rules.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
In hindsight, this post from the first thread seems rather quaint.

Twee as gently caress posted:

Chocolate pasta with pumpkin and goat cheese. WHY


Bacon and bourbon :wtf: brownies


Mac & Cheese sausages


Real content:

Sushi sandwich. Leftover sushi sandwich.





Tatertot burger.












cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

left_unattended posted:




Why, goddamnit?!

Pizza rules aside, those look like the worst, dryest, most hockey puck-like burger patties and I only just noticed that the ketchup was baked on. :gonk:


fuck_it.jpg

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What the hell is this?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


PubicMice posted:


Real content:

:golfclap:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


You've heard of sponge cake, now try loofah cake?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

PubicMice posted:

Real content:

Sushi sandwich. Leftover sushi sandwich.

What is that on there, avacado? Doesn't seem too bad, just replace the bread with a bagel and you'd be good to go.

Anyway,

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Always wanted a poop taco with sprinkles on top.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I forget where I first heard it, but it's never left me: This is the most passive-aggressive thing I've ever seen.

And holy poo poo, that loofah cake. What horrific offense do you commit against a baked good to make it look like that?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

It's not phyllo dough?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Paladinus posted:

What the hell is this?

Considering the cheesetop burger is from the Philippines, I'd guess that's bibingka: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibingka

Funny enough, it also gets cheese on top.

Filipino food: doing weird things to other nations foods, with cheese on top.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

subpar anachronism posted:

It's not phyllo dough?



This is filo dough. I dunno what that cake thing is, it looks like the interior of a citrus fruit writ large.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



pienipple posted:


This is filo dough. I dunno what that cake thing is, it looks like the interior of a citrus fruit writ large.

It looks like a honeycomb.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

:barf:


Looks sort of like poorly made mutant baklava.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

pentyne posted:

(a prepaid cellphone that Guy Fieri texts recipes to while high on whippets)

This is too long for a username isnt it

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I think it's Vaseline...

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