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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


If we get paid out we're expected to repay Department of Labor for their expenses and then we get to keep the rest. :shrug:

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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

DrakeriderCa posted:

I'm really enjoying your whole new look

I hope you never get injured so you don't have to wait 10 weeks just to see a nurse practitioner or whatever the highest level of medical profession is actually available up in your 3rd world country.

Edit: tribal shaman?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Thx n4i :love:

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Cop gay. So What posted:

I hope you never get injured so you don't have to wait 10 weeks just to see a nurse practitioner or whatever the highest level of medical profession is actually available up in your 3rd world country.

Edit: tribal shaman?

Lol Nurse Practioners rose to prominence in the US due to physician care being so unavailable and expensive to many.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Untagged posted:

Got slammed while driving a marked cruiser and was told I wasn't allowed to take the hush money because workers comp would drop me if I had any injuries. Turned out I didn't need anything more than an ER bill. Missed out on a few $K. gently caress you HR.

Whip posted:

:siren: Wear your seatbelt or else you wont get the sweet Workman's Comp money if you get hurt in a vehicle accident. :siren:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

NP, bae.

Lest we get too chummy:

Cop gay. So What posted:

I hope you never get injured so you don't have to wait 10 weeks just to see a nurse practitioner or whatever the highest level of medical profession is actually available up in your 3rd world country.

Edit: tribal shaman?

National Bureau of Economic Research posted:

Canada spends far less of its GDP on health care (10.4 percent, ver-sus 16 percent in the U.S.) yet performs better than the U.S. on two commonly cited health outcome measures, the infant mortality rate and life expectancy.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jun 23, 2015

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
That's because they all come here for healthcare anyway. loving up our stats.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Untagged posted:

That's because they all come here for healthcare anyway. loving up our stats.

lol one of my primary duties at the border when I was still there was to look for sick Americans trying to suckle on the test of our glorious socialist healthcare system

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Also we had our provincial interagency skill at arms competition recently, and I did pretty well. The Tac guys didn't even show up this year. Probably because they didn't win last year and everyone made fun of them. :reddit:

Tentacle Party
Jul 2, 2003

(breathing intensifies)
Pro click

https://vid.me/fcQj

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


lol @ the idea of a retard strap on a taser

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

VOTE GREEN PARTY!

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Lest we get too chummy:

You and I, our paths were destined to cross. We just don't know the why yet.

Life is an adventure, so let's live it.

edit:

quote:

National Bureau of Economic Research posted:
Canada spends far less of its GDP on health care (10.4 percent, ver-sus 16 percent in the U.S.) yet performs better than the U.S. on two commonly cited health outcome measures, the infant mortality rate and life expectancy.

lol "life expectancy" are they controlling for America's far higher murder / abortion rates? Military deaths? Traffic deaths? Suicides? Life expectancy seems like it would only be a useful stat if it was limited to natural deaths and medical related stuff only but I dunno I'm not a doctor.

The Shep fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jun 23, 2015

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
"The showdown ar the canadian physician's office!

He was there for dury belt backpain, while the other he was looking for a nurse"

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Section 3 of the vagrancy act 1824, petty chapman or pedlar wandering abroad
Section 4 is also fun, it involves being an incorrigible rogue but I haven't been able to bust anyone for it yet.

See, this is a guy who fits Section 4 of the Vagrancy Act. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Geo4/5/83/section/4#commentary-c554743

Every person committing any of the offences herein-before mentioned, after having been convicted as an idle and disorderly person; every person pretending or professing to tell fortunes, or using any subtle craft, means, or device, by palmistry or otherwise, to deceive and impose on any of his Majesty’s subjects; every person wandering abroad and lodging in any barn or outhouse, or in any deserted or unoccupied building, or in the open air, or under a tent, or in any cart or waggon, not having any visible means of subsistence and not giving a good account of himself or herself; every person wilfully exposing to view, in any street, road, highway, or public place, any obscene print, picture, or other indecent exhibition; every person wilfully openly, lewdly, and obscenely exposing his person in any street, road, or public highway, or in the view thereof, or in any place of public resort, with intent to insult any female; every person wandering abroad, and endeavouring by the exposure of wounds or deformities to obtain or gather alms; every person going about as a gatherer or collector of alms, or endeavouring to procure charitable contributions of any nature or kind, under any false or fraudulent pretence ; every person being found in or upon any dwelling house, warehouse, coach-house, stable, or outhouse, or in any inclosed yard, garden, or area, for any unlawful purpose; every suspected person or reputed thief, frequenting any river, canal, or navigable stream, dock, or basin, or any quay, wharf, or warehouse near or adjoining thereto, or any street, highway, or avenue leading thereto, or any place of public resort, or any avenue leading thereto, or any street, or any highway or any place adjacent to a street or highway; with intent to commit an arrestable offence; and every person apprehended as an idle and disorderly person, and violently resisting any constable, or other peace officer so apprehending him or her, and being subsequently convicted of the offence for which he or she shall have been so apprehended; shall be deemed a rogue and vagabond, within the true intent and meaning of this Act;and , subject to section 70 of The Criminal Justice Act 1982, it shall be lawful for any justice of the peace to commit such offender (being thereof convicted before him by the confession of such offender, or by the evidence on oath of one or more credible witness or witnesses,) to the house of correction, for any time not exceeding three calendar months

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
What a lovely law.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Vahakyla posted:

What a lovely law.

What part of that is lovely?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Well it's too loving god damned long for one

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Equine Don posted:

Well it's too loving god damned long for one

More ropes to hang the miscreant with. Also leave less open to interpretation.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
facebook is blowing up with COPS GIVE DYLANN ROOF BURGER KING. MORE PROOF THOSE PIGS ARE RACIST!!11

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Have they not seen every episode of svu or ncis where the detectives give the suspect a hamburger to build rapport? Cmon guys, we can't apply TV logic selectively.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
If they hadn't fed him the headline would have read COPS STARVE PRE-TRIAL DETAINEE & DENY BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Uh no idiot, he's a white cis male.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi1gortW-Zs

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

If they hadn't fed him the headline would have read COPS STARVE PRE-TRIAL DETAINEE & DENY BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS

Only on freeper/government conspiracy sites if we're being honest. Everyone else is of the belief of "gently caress that rear end in a top hat" enough to keep him from having any sympathy. But the cops did the right thing and did what was required to take care of the prisoner. They're just getting info and keeping the ACLU from butt-loving them in the public eye.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Yeah bowl cut's already convicted UNLESS the cops somehow manage to gently caress it up, such as not feeding him.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Its pretty common to feed prisoners regular street food if your going to be interviewing them for long periods of time. I'm guessing every relevant fed and city and state agency was grilling this kid so rather than take him back to jail, feed him then bring him back to the station they just let them eat there. No big loving deal unless you wanna sensationalize everything. They didn't take him out to burger king and pat him him on the back and tell him good job *wink wink*

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Does this person of transgender have a vagina or a penis or a penis sliced open and inverted into a makeshift vagina? Cause I hooked up with a chick once who had shaved her head like that and she was a freak 10/10 would bang again.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

Its pretty common to feed prisoners regular street food if your going to be interviewing them for long periods of time. I'm guessing every relevant fed and city and state agency was grilling this kid so rather than take him back to jail, feed him then bring him back to the station they just let them eat there. No big loving deal unless you wanna sensationalize everything. They didn't take him out to burger king and pat him him on the back and tell him good job *wink wink*

Exactly. He got a cheap burger and fries. They didn't take him out to red lobster and then give him a handy in the parking lot.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
The burger and fries probably cost the tax payers less than some bullshit contractor provided jail meal. Freep should have no problem.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Does this person of transgender have a vagina or a penis or a penis sliced open and inverted into a makeshift vagina? Cause I hooked up with a chick once who had shaved her head like that and she was a freak 10/10 would bang again.

why not both

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

strap on taser

oh baby

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
The real question is if the guy got the kid's meal with a toy and whether or not he was able to play with the sweet jurassic world toy while being interrogated.

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

If anyone is going to be attending the WPFG, let me know. We might be able to do a mini-pig meet.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

JayKay posted:

If anyone is going to be attending the WPFG, let me know. We might be able to do a mini-pig meet.

It's called a pen.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

JayKay posted:

If anyone is going to be attending the WPFG, let me know. We might be able to do a mini-pig meet.

I'm gonna be getting drunk and have you take me home from GMU. Just FYI.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

I'm gonna be getting drunk and have you take me home from GMU. Just FYI.

JayKay gonna put a baby in your belly. Just FYI.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

Rad Lieutenant posted:

JayKay gonna put a baby in your belly. Just FYI.

How is that different than any other police relationship? A neighboring agency had a part time deputy knock up a full time deputy's dispatcher wife. Magical.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

facebook is blowing up with COPS GIVE DYLANN ROOF BURGER KING. MORE PROOF THOSE PIGS ARE RACIST!!11

This proves that the cop haters and D&Ders of the world are the stupidest mother fuckers on the planet. Jesus loving christ they're getting into an uproar over a loving prisoner meal, literally the most trivial and insignificant thing that happens everyday for prisoners across the country.

These intellectually bankrupt mongoloids literally know absolutely nothing about police work or law enforcement and is why I don't give a poo poo what civilians think about policing anymore.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Dylann Root gets a whopper, Freddie Gray gets a broken back.

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JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dylann Root gets a whopper, Freddie Gray gets a broken back.

No Whopper, no peace.

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