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Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

RyokoTK posted:

I was in that crowd too, and I remember most people "enjoying" that story.

It's a lot better than Frank West's story, anyway.

gently caress you, Piers Anthony, for so many reasons!

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Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Cleretic posted:

Choose Your Own Change is really loving weird. I'd do a full-on doc of it, but I don't know where to even start.

It would be an entire episode of Jimmy Franks picking between two choices!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sexual Aluminum posted:

It would be an entire episode of Jimmy Franks picking between two choices!
Schrödinger's Choice: Both options are equally bad until Jimmyfranks picks one, at which point it becomes the worse by far.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Is it bad if I want them to revisit the audiophiles for a full episode of ol' Patrick?

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Is it bad to be able to feel joy?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Waffleman_ posted:

Is it bad if I want them to revisit the audiophiles for a full episode of ol' Patrick?

Ballpit found his youtube channel and it's an experience. There's an 8 minute video about how cow milk made him retarded that's a masterpiece of soviet cinema.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

chaos rhames posted:

Ballpit found his youtube channel and it's an experience. There's an 8 minute video about how cow milk made him retarded that's a masterpiece of soviet cinema.
Well come on, don't be such a cocktease.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


TetsuoTW posted:

Well come on, don't be such a cocktease.

Very slow…brain

PS Infinite Perfection

PPS Kill Six Billion DemonsVery slowly cut $1 million power cables

EDIT: PPPS Stop all war

PPPPS Been eating lots of Soyade yogurt with sugar, I feel aggressive with inflammation. Not good.

That Old Tree fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Jun 23, 2015

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Oh, apparently he doesn't just buy this poo poo, he also sells it? Those are his own hand-made $1 million power cables he's destroying, because he came up with a better model (that costs $4800 for 3 meters).

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Plague of Hats posted:

I think it's time for another porno episode.

I think it's time for another episode, period.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Ironic Twist posted:

I think it's time for another episode, period.

Last I heard they had finished recording another episode about a subreddit. Maybe Kotaku In Action isn't as safe as they think they are.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Aren't they all in Seatlle right now? Some sort of F Plus summit? I'm pretending it's an F Plus summit.

I'd like to pretend that all the F Plus readers are broken human beings because of what they do. "Sir, can I take your order?" "Yes, I'd like a slice of pizza, and please, no maggots. I don't intend to gently caress my meal tonight."

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Bean posted:

Aren't they all in Seatlle right now? Some sort of F Plus summit? I'm pretending it's an F Plus summit.

I'd like to pretend that all the F Plus readers are broken human beings because of what they do. "Sir, can I take your order?" "Yes, I'd like a slice of pizza, and please, no maggots. I don't intend to gently caress my meal tonight."

One "vegetable" pizza and Doritos sandwich, coming right up!

Invisible Ted
Aug 24, 2011

hhhehehe

Bean posted:

Aren't they all in Seatlle right now? Some sort of F Plus summit? I'm pretending it's an F Plus summit.

I'd like to pretend that all the F Plus readers are broken human beings because of what they do. "Sir, can I take your order?" "Yes, I'd like a slice of pizza, and please, no maggots. I don't intend to gently caress my meal tonight."

You do have to specify no maggots at Well Known Food Place, to be fair.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

PUGGERNAUT posted:

One "vegetable" pizza and Doritos sandwich, coming right up!

CUM PIZZA II

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

CUM PIZZA II

Did not need to be a sequel.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I know an episode about terrible food was recorded in the past few weeks.

I don't want to talk about what's in it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Bean posted:

Aren't they all in Seatlle right now? Some sort of F Plus summit? I'm pretending it's an F Plus summit.

Guess what nerds? FOOTBALL CONGRESS!

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Guess what nerds? FOOTBALL CONGRESS!

Model ESPN

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




I just listened to this episode and was 95% sure he was a troll. Now I'm torn between Andy Kaufman-esque genius and actual damaged human being. :stonk:

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Damaged, but also a genius.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I have been trying to listen to the ballbusting episode on and off for a goddamn week and I cannot listen to more than like a few minutes without pausing and cringing.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Waffleman_ posted:

I have been trying to listen to the ballbusting episode on and off for a goddamn week and I cannot listen to more than like a few minutes without pausing and cringing.

I thought the ball-busting episode was too absurd to be gross or painful, and I just find it hysterical. It's one of my all-time favorite episodes, because not much is funnier than dudes getting whacked in the junk.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

Yeah, I thought ballbusting was pretty hilarious. The one that makes me cringe and stop listening is the adult baby one, generally.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I thought the ball-busting episode was too absurd to be gross or painful, and I just find it hysterical. It's one of my all-time favorite episodes, because not much is funnier than dudes getting whacked in the junk.

DRAGON GONADS
MAKE HIM SQUEAL
STOMP THEM FLAT
BENEATH YOUR HEEL


Jack Chick, stop.

Cat Planet
Jun 26, 2010

:420: :catdrugs: :420:

Waffleman_ posted:

I have been trying to listen to the ballbusting episode on and off for a goddamn week and I cannot listen to more than like a few minutes without pausing and cringing.

It's hands down one of my favorite ones, especially the poem at the end.

I like how they didn't comment on the words "rat trap buster".

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I loved the ballbusting episode, except the Dragon Gonads poem. It went from funny to tiresome, not quickly, but it got there because it went on for loving ever.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

RyokoTK posted:

DRAGON GONADS
MAKE HIM SQUEAL
STOMP THEM FLAT
BENEATH YOUR HEEL


Jack Chick, stop.

Red Stripe! Hooraaaay, balls!

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

Plague of Hats posted:

I loved the ballbusting episode, except the Dragon Gonads poem. It went from funny to tiresome, not quickly, but it got there because it went on for loving ever.

It's also suppose to be a children's poem. No kid, even a dragon, is going to listen to, or even remember something with multiple stanzas. Hell, most adults can't remember more than one verse of their own national anthems.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

It's also suppose to be a children's poem. No kid, even a dragon, is going to listen to, or even remember something with multiple stanzas.
Counterpoint: Jabberwocky,

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

The dude's Michael Keaton but somehow crazier than Birdman.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The ball are laid on the 2x4.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


kalensc posted:

The dude's Michael Keaton but somehow crazier than Birdman.

It looks like he took down a lot of his older videos, including the cereal-eating one mentioned in the podcast. :( It was pretty special.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The ball-busting episode also has the most accurate Wesley Willis impression that they've done.

"I put a large potato in a big sock/
I hit my nuts with a tire thumper"

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Jonathan Lee Riches
It's copyright

Seriously though, that 57 page list of defendants they read from is absolutely amazing.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

DemonTrigger posted:

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Jonathan Lee Riches
It's copyright

Seriously though, that 57 page list of defendants they read from is absolutely amazing.

That one and the Dozerfleet one are definitely my favorites.

I can totally see the anecdote with Lindsey Lohan and one of the Kardashians stealing cough syrup in Montana being a real story.

VVV Pretty sure that's actually Lemon, not STOG.

Insertnamehere31 fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Jun 26, 2015

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



RyokoTK posted:

So I finally decided to look into the ongoing AHH COME ON ___ A GUY references. It's hysterical. It's like Song Writing Fever rap given flesh.

AHHHH COME ON gently caress A GUY

Thanks to this I now know that the intro to episode 75 is a reference rather than STOG being STOG. Looking for the episode link also made me realize that STOG isn't even in the episode.

edit: huh

Gimnbo fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jun 26, 2015

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
I know you can see rejected documents, and documents still under consideration, but is there anywhere you can see the documents that have been chosen or that are in recording progress? :shrug:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Gimnbo posted:

Thanks to this I now know that the intro to episode 75 is a reference rather than STOG being STOG. Looking for the episode link also made me realize that STOG isn't even in the episode.

edit: huh

I think that's Lemon sounding stoggy.

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DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

I hope we get a special episode now that gay marriage is legalized. Conservatives are loving melting down online

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