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Spaceman Future! posted:he supposedly worked for high profile law firms for about a decade, so that makes his whole "they wouldnt sponsor me waahh" argument a lot tougher to swallow. The dude had options to sidestep without making some ridiculous charity leap, he likely had the income to offset the cost of his own green card application expense he could have found a company willing to sponsor him and hire him if he made concessions to make it happen. he also couldve gotten a marriage of convenience pretty drat easy as someone working for high profile law firms not that that solves all his problems but jesus he also only ditched the high profile work to do people helping people when he realized he wasnt gonna be able to get everything he wanted doing the high profile work which just 
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Spaceman Future! posted:how would it be more logical than earth worship? we don't need to be monotheists
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Disinterested posted:who is the pope of dadchat i follow badges interpretation of fiqh and honour all fatwas he has issued maybe we need a thread ayatollah instead
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Literally The Worst posted:Incorrect hey even if everything else falls apart you can go live with crusties and traveling kids and live the punk lifestyle youre dreaming of
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Jun 23, 2015 21:41
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Sinnlos posted:It's gonna be fine. Trust me. I've been where you are. It's like Dang I show up to these awful bullshit jobs that I know I'm overqualified for but its all o can do because k don't have paper to back that up And I do the poo poo out of them because I'm under the delusion that that will lead to better things And then nothing better comes along and the one time it did I hosed it all up a month later and got fired I kinda suck
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Jun 23, 2015 21:42
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the sun does have like 99.8% of the total mass in the solar system. naming the planets after gods wasn't too off imo
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Jun 23, 2015 21:42
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sudo rm -rf posted:i also allow earth worship what about mercury
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Jun 23, 2015 21:43
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ive heard mercury worship is real hot right now
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Jun 23, 2015 21:43
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Also apparently the lint trap is full of my roommates hair because there's a duck ton of long brown hairs stuck on my shirt right now This is my punishment for being a dick to her
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Jun 23, 2015 21:43
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kustomkarkommando posted:i follow badges interpretation of fiqh and honour all fatwas he has issued we need to have elections for thread ayatollah and thread pope
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Jun 23, 2015 21:44
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apparently this guy practiced at gibson dunn, which is the firm that ken starr practiced at
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Jun 23, 2015 21:46
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LorrdErnie posted:what about mercury mercury won't even be allowed to await for judgement day like the rest of us that glorious time when our light giver will swallow us whole mercury will be thrown out of the fellowship of planets under summary decision by our eternal brother jupiter in the next 500 million years
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Jun 23, 2015 21:47
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no one should be deported, especially if the crime at hand is not making enough money as a lawyer
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kustomkarkommando posted:i follow badges interpretation of fiqh and honour all fatwas he has issued it's gotta be one of the m/e posters but not volkerball since he hates iran
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Jun 23, 2015 21:47
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Praise the sun motherfucker
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Literally The Worst posted:Also apparently the lint trap is full of my roommates hair because there's a duck ton of long brown hairs stuck on my shirt right now dont look at your bathroom drain if you share a bathroom
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sudo rm -rf posted:dont look at your bathroom drain if you share a bathroom We don't Thank god
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Jun 23, 2015 21:49
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gibson dunn is probably also one of those firms that are up or out. if you're not on track to make partner, gtfo after ~4 years. but no one in the current generation of lawyers makes partner anymore
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Literally The Worst posted:That's not nearly as time consuming as watching it also the manga is way doper it was still a large chunk of my time I probably should've spent doing something better but w/e my friend is going through the anime now and parts of it look cool but I told him numerous times I'd let him log into my viz account and just read it all if he wanted to 
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Spaceman Future! posted:how would it be more logical than earth worship? *points down* I study that.
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i will be taking a religious holiday when our ambassador reaches the eternal brothers of pluto and charon next month.
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Jun 23, 2015 21:50
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Last night I bugged her by saying québécois over and over again while we were watching orphan black Then she went to bed and I texted it to her This morning I wrote her a check for electric and cable and wrote it on the memo line
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boxcarhobo posted:it was still a large chunk of my time I probably should've spent doing something better but w/e I read it during class and at a boring night shift job in like three months, and that was the tail end of part one. I can't imagine starting from scratch now
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Literally The Worst posted:Last night I bugged her by saying québécois over and over again while we were watching orphan black youre a monster
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Literally The Worst posted:Last night I bugged her by saying québécois over and over again while we were watching orphan black What's the joke? 
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Jun 23, 2015 21:52
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Literally The Worst posted:It's like You need some kind of consistency of employment. even if its lovely, if it can keep you eating and whit a roof over your head, get at a bare minimum 6 months of solid, consistent work, a year is better. Then go for the next job while you still have one. Retail is garbage but can offer limited upward mobility. If you can get a retail management spot, that can be used to springboard to better career options as its full of transferable skills. Fedex/UPS is the same poo poo and i think you and have have commiserated about you working there for a while. UPS is still an option. You are young still and can grind this out. There are no quick answers and being forced to bootstrap oneself in america is loving garbage, but thats the world we live in. Try and focus on the long term goals you have, because short term, poo poo is going to be drudgery and somewhat miserable. However people can and do pull themselves out of it all the time, and overcome being born in ghettos and tons of other disadvantages. You can do this, its just going to take a lot of work and no small amount of persistence and endurance.
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If I could go back to fedex and make enough money doing it as my sole job I would do it in a minute but uh they like to play that 35 hours a week game and I can't do that I know I could work my way back up at the box people in a minute though. Probably wouldn't even take me a year like it did last time
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Jun 23, 2015 21:56
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What's the joke? Québécois is a funny word Also re management a lot of the time they want some kind of paper saying I can suffer through college and man I ain't got none of that
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Literally The Worst posted:Québécois is a funny word not in retail or fedex, however the degree gets you in a lot faster. works the same in manufacturing as well. get hired, prove you can think for yourself, eventually you get a spot. getting to a be shift leader even can be experience you can transfer into a better job elsewhere.
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If youre not completely braindead and also not a complete wet noodle there's always construction. Otherwise youre probably best off hitting the community college and seeing what kind of certifications you could get quickly for mid level office work.
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Jun 23, 2015 22:00
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i hope you all celebrated the summer solstice properly hail inti raymi
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Badger of Basra posted:i hope you all celebrated the summer solstice properly I played with my kid and then drank some whisky. Nailed it.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:not in retail or fedex, however the degree gets you in a lot faster. works the same in manufacturing as well. get hired, prove you can think for yourself, eventually you get a spot. getting to a be shift leader even can be experience you can transfer into a better job elsewhere. Once I get back from NY I'm going to talk to my manager about being the lead driver just so I can pretend it's a management position. Tack that on to my SME job and I think I can spin that
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Jun 23, 2015 22:04
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i will swim until the sun sets
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:i will swim are you also using jude law's genetic identity to excel at work?
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Jun 23, 2015 22:12
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I'm just going to sell drugs
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Badger of Basra posted:hail inti raymi
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Who here knows how to sell drugs and can give me a primer
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Spaceman Future! posted:are you also using jude law's genetic identity to excel at work? i've photocopied all the poo poo i need so  hoover
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thank you e marx for preventing kyrie from making another thread about themselves
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