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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

did they find this loving thing yeat

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break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

they found it,everybody go home

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I thought I found it but it was just a seagull :(

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I heard it's parked in a no-parking zone in Amsterdam while everyone on board is out scoring dope and hookers

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

All 196 countries have failed us. They could've been building underground security cameras to prevent plane disappearances but all the politicians decided they'd rather spend trillions of dollars on weapons and bombs, prostitutes etc. to blow one another up. Yes, actions speak louder than words.

It's time to crowdsource. Anyone can buy an OpenROV v2.7 Kit for a mere $899.00 American dollars to continue the search.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SJhmbqvvW4

http://store.openrov.com/

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

genesplicer posted:

So, in the future, is this going to end up creating a legend of the "Malaysia Triangle"? Will people start looking for other "Mysterious Disappearances" that have occurred in the past to bolster their claims that this is a cursed stretch of ocean?

In the future there's going to be so many artificial islands built by China in that area that air and sea traffic will no longer be possible without starting a nuclear exchange.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
This plane is as gone as Three Olives is gay.


Still gone guys.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm a 3O, not sure if that's bottom or top

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm a 3O, not sure if that's bottom or top

It's a goon. You take whatever you can get.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



what plane

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
they need more test patients for their Solanum trials.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



ethanol posted:

what plane
The one RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

but it was definitely jizz all over the control panels that brought the plane down, right?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

FIRST TIME posted:

but it was definitely jizz all over the control panels that brought the plane down, right?

Control panel goop

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
It entered the Donnie Darko wormhole and crashed into 9/11

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_370#Cargo

quote:

Cargo

On 17 March, MAS chief executive, Ahmad Jauhari Yahya, indicated that the aircraft was carrying only three to four tonnes/tons of mangosteens and said that nothing it transported was dangerous
:captainpop:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Loxtax brought down the plane to raise his horde of mangosteens value!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm a 3O, not sure if that's bottom or top

Depends on the guy, vers bottom that prefers a vers top but I'm open minded. Ideal is flipping but a good power bottom is fun on occasion.

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.

Three Olives posted:

Depends on the guy, vers bottom that prefers a vers top but I'm open minded. Ideal is flipping but a good power bottom is fun on occasion.

If you're gonna use highly technical gay jargon in your posts, could you please explain? You mean 'versus'? and what defines a power bottom?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



It's short for versatile, meaning they will top or bottom.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
and here i was thinking it was as simple as dicks and butts

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




FlamingLiberal posted:

It's short for versatile, meaning they will top or bottom.

Versatile, meaning they will take whatever they can get.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Angela Christine posted:

Versatile, meaning they will take whatever they can get.

Not whatever we can get, I see people for their outsides and we can sort out the rest later.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


how many cock pushups do i need to be able to do before im considered a power bottom?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

KillTylerDurden posted:

If you're gonna use highly technical gay jargon in your posts, could you please explain? You mean 'versus'? and what defines a power bottom?

Goatse was a power bottom

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Just got back from vacation, did not see the plane in any of the airports.

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Nostratic posted:

Just got back from vacation, did not see the plane in any of the airports.

and during the flight?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i just saw a shadow of a plane move quickly across my patio

is it possible that i've found the plane

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiIoinCRQVA

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9E-Y5oiaHM

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


sick trigger posted:

and during the flight?

A cloud that looked like Jabba the Hutt.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

random question, sorry if it's been asked already, but did they find the plane yet?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Still gone guys.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Chinatown posted:

Still gone guys.

I gave it another hour. Any progress?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



How can a plane full of passengers just disappear

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

ethanol posted:

How can a plane full of passengers just disappear

Lubitz showed us how.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Too many unanswered questions, it's obviously in the middle east somewhere.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Dear 777,

I'm sorry I yelled and called you names. I was really upset but I realize I went too far. I'm truly sorry and miss you terribly. Please come home.

Much love,

No. 6

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
its in chinatown guys

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