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Trig Discipline posted:that's stupid, cowboys reproduce by fission please don't do that to a trout
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Rickycat posted:Pretty sure they're vienna sausages. Isn't that the one with Bill Murray experiencing the same day over and over again?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:00 |
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Round here we call that Ghostbusters.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Isn't that the one with Bill Murray experiencing the same day over and over again? You're thinking of Thriller
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:03 |
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freeedr posted:You're thinking of Thriller The 90's movie about a tornado?
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Volume posted:The 90's movie about a tornado? No, that's Lost in Translation. We mean the one with Andy McDowell.
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freeedr posted:You're thinking of Thriller That's having fruit and nut allergies and eating a box of chocolate-covered food without reading the guide first.
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:That's having fruit and nut allergies and eating a box of chocolate-covered food without reading the guide first. That's Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:18 |
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Shut up
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:21 |
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You mean zip it?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:30 |
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I thought it was StuffIt ™
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:32 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:No, that's Lost in Translation. We mean the one with Andy McDowell. The Abyss?
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VendaGoat posted:I thought it was StuffIt ™ You're thinking of the Slap Chop.
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Nastyman posted:You're thinking of the Slap Chop. Mall Cop: No Wow?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:00 |
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Paladinus posted:Mall Cop: No Wow? Hors d'oeuvre and Report
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:05 |
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Re: a shop of the picture of a young woman shortly before being murderedRunaktla posted:Will photoshopping that pic ever get old? FactsAreUseless posted:Why would it? She didn't.
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frankenfreak posted:Re: a shop of the picture of a young woman shortly before being murdered Alt joke: I hope you got screenshots of that derail before you killed it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:50 |
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Why the gently caress am I crying laughing at a pun derail.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:47 |
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RaVE posted:its against the law for robots to have bones because its too confusing
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:32 |
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Josef bugman posted:Why the gently caress am I crying laughing at a pun derail. 'Round here we call that the clammy handshake. EDIT: Wrong thread Pope Corky the IX has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Jun 25, 2015 |
# ? Jun 25, 2015 09:35 |
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another goon success story
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 11:04 |
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Grody posted:He said I have a tiny dick. I demand satisfaction Oberleutnant posted:so does ur gf lmao
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:25 |
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Flint_Paper posted:making GBS threads hell. Family moves into new home, starts getting letters from "The Watcher". pookel posted:Alternate theory: the stalkers really want to buy the house and are trying to drive the price down by making people think it's haunted. Mr. Flunchy posted:I know just the crew for a job like this:
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:44 |
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context: Lawyer argues that a lady is too fat for jailoncearoundaltair posted:Put her in a jail cell with the bars really far apart. Then have her guard dance in and out between them all day and being all 'lol'.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:49 |
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Volume posted:Apparently this house has been "watched" for three generations
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 20:45 |
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cumshitter posted:Does anyone have a picture of the guy who started the bacon grease and cheese diet? I've never seen the melted candle guy.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 22:00 |
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skin does not look healthy
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 22:16 |
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Friendly Tumour posted:skin does not look healthy He was probably really fat then lost the weight leaving his saggy bag of skin behind.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 23:15 |
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IIRC the guy was almost 400 pounds before he stopped deep-frying his bacon-wrapped butter.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 23:26 |
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and behind them all stands... the fattie.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 23:28 |
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Regarding the sites ~mysterious~ slowdown today:Booourns posted:I love you radium bloodsacrifice posted:In what way is that dudes fault, hasnt he been gone like 8 years at this point. Ralp posted:radium has a half-life of 1600 years We'll never be free of him in our lifetimes
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 23:49 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:IIRC the guy was almost 400 pounds before he stopped deep-frying his bacon-wrapped butter. He was actually 400 before switching to the hog wild all hog all day diet and dropping like a hundred pounds His body was so hosed up that eating nothing but Wendy's without the bun was a better diet
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 04:10 |
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which would, of course, show an immediate drop in carbohydrates and etc causing his body to burn fat reserves instead of processing the poo poo he should have been eating, all the while causing issues with his cholesterol levels. Lose weight, gain heart problems and the sweet, sweet stench of ketosis breath
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cucka posted:Listen, we're all trainwrecks, lets not get bogged down in details of who cucked who and whatnot and get to the point.
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Shaddak posted:Going off some averages, the average ratio of penile length to body mass, for Humans, is 0.002174 meters per kilogram. For Gorillas it's 0.000254 meters per kilogram. A gorilla-sized human would have a penis of 34.1971 centimeters (13.4634 inches). A human-sized gorilla, on the other hand, would have a penis of only 1.7526 centimeters (0.69 inches).
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Prof. Lurker posted:gorillas have a 1.5 inch penis when erect lol Hogge Wild posted:                           /
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:33 |
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The webm is down but it was a 12 year-old at a gay pride parade in nothing but booty shorts twerking while people cheered Alien Arcana posted:Oh no. Not... twerking! fade5 posted:Nope, I don't see a problem either. Venom Snake posted:Oh god dancing what shame and heresy! Lowtechs posted:Well you see I think Narciss has a problem with twerking since it originated in the African-American community and to have a white kid do it is gross. ---------------- Narciss has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Jun 28, 2015 |
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Narciss posted:The webm is down but it was a 12 year-old at a gay pride parade in nothing but booty shorts twerking while people cheered Hahaha yeah that Narciss guy sure is a loving moron. Narciss posted:I have never, ever seen a halloween event that was obscene as the kind of pride parade pics that make it into mainstream news sites. I'm sure someone will tell me that's just because I'm a Square & a Nerd, though. Narciss posted:That sounds neat & fun, but I'm sure that party took place in appropriate accommodations and not on Main Street. I feel like I should state again that my issue is not how adults choose to celebrate in private, it's with VERY public displays in public areas being very gross and obscene and calling these events "gay pride parades", when penis-shaped jizz cannons have nothing to do with being treated like a normal human being.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 18:13 |
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it's not like children are ever encouraged to dance suggestively in Straight People Land-- [insert 50 videos of little girls in tube tops and miniskirts gyrating in child pageants]
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Stroop There It Is posted:it's not like children are ever encouraged to dance suggestively in Straight People Land--
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