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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Trig Discipline posted:

that's stupid, cowboys reproduce by fission

please don't do that to a trout

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Rickycat posted:

Pretty sure they're vienna sausages.

Isn't that the one with Bill Murray experiencing the same day over and over again?

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
Round here we call that Ghostbusters.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Isn't that the one with Bill Murray experiencing the same day over and over again?

You're thinking of Thriller

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

freeedr posted:

You're thinking of Thriller

The 90's movie about a tornado?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Volume posted:

The 90's movie about a tornado?

No, that's Lost in Translation. We mean the one with Andy McDowell.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

freeedr posted:

You're thinking of Thriller

That's having fruit and nut allergies and eating a box of chocolate-covered food without reading the guide first.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

That's having fruit and nut allergies and eating a box of chocolate-covered food without reading the guide first.

That's Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Shut up

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
You mean zip it?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I thought it was StuffIt ™

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

No, that's Lost in Translation. We mean the one with Andy McDowell.

The Abyss?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

VendaGoat posted:

I thought it was StuffIt ™

You're thinking of the Slap Chop.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nastyman posted:

You're thinking of the Slap Chop.

Mall Cop: No Wow?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

Mall Cop: No Wow?

Hors d'oeuvre and Report

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Re: a shop of the picture of a young woman shortly before being murdered

Runaktla posted:

Will photoshopping that pic ever get old?

FactsAreUseless posted:

Why would it? She didn't.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

frankenfreak posted:

Re: a shop of the picture of a young woman shortly before being murdered
Thank you for killing the above derail like it's a young woman.

Alt joke: I hope you got screenshots of that derail before you killed it.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Why the gently caress am I crying laughing at a pun derail.

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

RaVE posted:

its against the law for robots to have bones because its too confusing

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Josef bugman posted:

Why the gently caress am I crying laughing at a pun derail.

'Round here we call that the clammy handshake.

EDIT: Wrong thread

Pope Corky the IX has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Jun 25, 2015

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

another goon success story

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Grody posted:

He said I have a tiny dick. I demand satisfaction

Oberleutnant posted:

so does ur gf lmao

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Flint_Paper posted:

making GBS threads hell. Family moves into new home, starts getting letters from "The Watcher".

http://gawker.com/couple-flees-1-3-million-dream-home-after-threats-from-1713646299

quote:

“I have been put in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming,”

“I am pleased to know your names now, and the name of the young blood you have brought to me,”

“Have they found out what’s in the walls yet?”

Apparently this house has been "watched" for three generations.



EDIT: EIGHT POSTS ABOVE YOU, rear end in a top hat

pookel posted:

Alternate theory: the stalkers really want to buy the house and are trying to drive the price down by making people think it's haunted.


Mr. Flunchy posted:

I know just the crew for a job like this:


Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
context: Lawyer argues that a lady is too fat for jail

oncearoundaltair posted:

Put her in a jail cell with the bars really far apart. Then have her guard dance in and out between them all day and being all 'lol'.

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark

Volume posted:

Apparently this house has been "watched" for three generations
Is there a thread on SA for this? That's creepy as hell.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

cumshitter posted:

Does anyone have a picture of the guy who started the bacon grease and cheese diet? I've never seen the melted candle guy.

I'm picturing an older, overtanned, and ripped Doc Brown under escape velocity g forces.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

skin does not look healthy

KoB
May 1, 2009

Friendly Tumour posted:

skin does not look healthy

He was probably really fat then lost the weight leaving his saggy bag of skin behind.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



IIRC the guy was almost 400 pounds before he stopped deep-frying his bacon-wrapped butter.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
and behind them all stands... the fattie.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Regarding the sites ~mysterious~ slowdown today:

Booourns posted:

I love you radium

bloodsacrifice posted:

In what way is that dudes fault, hasnt he been gone like 8 years at this point.

Ralp posted:

radium has a half-life of 1600 years :haw:

We'll never be free of him in our lifetimes :negative:

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

22 Eargesplitten posted:

IIRC the guy was almost 400 pounds before he stopped deep-frying his bacon-wrapped butter.

He was actually 400 before switching to the hog wild all hog all day diet and dropping like a hundred pounds

His body was so hosed up that eating nothing but Wendy's without the bun was a better diet

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

which would, of course, show an immediate drop in carbohydrates and etc causing his body to burn fat reserves instead of processing the poo poo he should have been eating, all the while causing issues with his cholesterol levels.

Lose weight, gain heart problems and the sweet, sweet stench of ketosis breath

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

cucka posted:

Listen, we're all trainwrecks, lets not get bogged down in details of who cucked who and whatnot and get to the point.

You're all loved.

Don't give up.

Unless it'd be wise to give up, like if you're running from a serial killer or something. Then give the gently caress up.

But otherwise, man...



wait John no, don't betray me in my time of crisis

E: You're the Main Event John what were you thinking oh no

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Shaddak posted:

Going off some averages, the average ratio of penile length to body mass, for Humans, is 0.002174 meters per kilogram. For Gorillas it's 0.000254 meters per kilogram. A gorilla-sized human would have a penis of 34.1971 centimeters (13.4634 inches). A human-sized gorilla, on the other hand, would have a penis of only 1.7526 centimeters (0.69 inches).

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prof. Lurker posted:

gorillas have a 1.5 inch penis when erect lol

Hogge Wild posted:

                           /

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster

The webm is down but it was a 12 year-old at a gay pride parade in nothing but booty shorts twerking while people cheered

Alien Arcana posted:

Oh no. Not... twerking!

fade5 posted:

Nope, I don't see a problem either.:v:

I approve.

Venom Snake posted:

Oh god dancing what shame and heresy!

lol you are a living parody; get this weak vanilla poo poo outa here.

Lowtechs posted:

Well you see I think Narciss has a problem with twerking since it originated in the African-American community and to have a white kid do it is gross.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Narciss posted:

The webm is down but it was a 12 year-old at a gay pride parade in nothing but booty shorts twerking while people cheered

Hahaha yeah that Narciss guy sure is a loving moron.

Narciss posted:

I have never, ever seen a halloween event that was obscene as the kind of pride parade pics that make it into mainstream news sites. I'm sure someone will tell me that's just because I'm a Square & a Nerd, though.

Narciss posted:

That sounds neat & fun, but I'm sure that party took place in appropriate accommodations and not on Main Street. I feel like I should state again that my issue is not how adults choose to celebrate in private, it's with VERY public displays in public areas being very gross and obscene and calling these events "gay pride parades", when penis-shaped jizz cannons have nothing to do with being treated like a normal human being.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:


it's not like children are ever encouraged to dance suggestively in Straight People Land--

[insert 50 videos of little girls in tube tops and miniskirts gyrating in child pageants]

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Stroop There It Is posted:

it's not like children are ever encouraged to dance suggestively in Straight People Land--

[insert 50 videos of little girls in tube tops and miniskirts gyrating in child pageants]
"At least it's not worse than child pageants" is a pretty terrible standard to hold anything to though.

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