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i am late and i dont understand/read mostly and that is okay my advice is just find a gimmick you like and post with it my sentences are actually carefully crafted to make it appear casual in order to blend in  hth the gimmick i like to post with is valley girlish and it works reasonably well anywhere. people get really puffy when you say 'you are getting puffy over dumb words and that is super cute~<3' and its cute~ i mean as long as your not overdoin the gimmick with weird jargon or stuff can really sell it for junky person poster, umm idk whatever~ guess maybe post in the style of a junkyard worker?? hth also never be ashamed to borrow from other posting gimmicks especially if it inspires u, for it will help blend yours into a good and unique schtique~<3 hth again bye
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meteloides posted:I'm pretty sure she's worse than Froward. nah
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landy. posted:nah
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Metaloides, quick, say something else wrong! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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thanks to the loving TROLL SQUAD of byob this thread - which had all th epotential in the world - has got derailed and got all hosed up. piece of shits & assholes all of you |
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Sorry vice.com op-ed.
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Miss Psychosis posted:Metaloides, quick, say something else wrong!  it seems like being a jerk to others is frowned upon in byob! Please be nicer in the future. |
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Jun 27, 2015 03:55
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Miss Psychosis posted:Metaloides, quick, say something else wrong! stop probating good posters
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I think the rules of this thread are reasonably clear and I said I was going to be strict about them, so can we please not talk about that since I can't see how it's productive. I like those posters too, but here in this thread we post in the spirit of helpfulness, forgiveness, and love.  e: feel free to send me a pm if you want to discuss this more dogcrash truther fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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there has been a lot of solid advice in this thread but i'm not sure it's being received well, since it's kinda mandatory gj participates. is it possible to motivate someone who doesn't seem willing to cooperate? i liked gunky junket's posts (esp at first) but when those posts turn into defensive ones it gets a bit weird and hard to read
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Wertjoe posted:Out of curiosity what makes GJ into a special project instead of just being another bad poster who gets banned/permabanned? CAT BRUSH posted:there has been a lot of solid advice in this thread but i'm not sure it's being received well, since it's kinda mandatory gj participates. is it possible to motivate someone who doesn't seem willing to cooperate? i liked gunky junket's posts (esp at first) but when those posts turn into defensive ones it gets a bit weird and hard to read Her posts in this thread seem defensive, perhaps because it can be very hard to know how to take criticism. Her participation is actually not mandatory though; the mandate is that she somehow figure out how to post in an acceptable way. I asked DCT to create a thread as a resource to help her to that end but if she can figure it out some other way instead, good. ---------------- |
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landy. posted:stop probating good posters Just want to say Dogcrash Truther asked me not to make posts like that here, and I still did with full knowledge that I'd get a probe. Thanks tho!
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here's a tip on making good post, post funny things that you and your friends can laugh at
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Miss Psychosis posted:Metaloides, quick, say something else wrong! 
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Lastgirl posted:for junky person poster, umm idk whatever~ guess maybe post in the style of a junkyard worker?? ^This. I shall do this! Tonight I reasearch the posting style of a junkyard worker. Tomorrow ye shall see the fruits of my labour. 
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Wertjoe posted:So Ralp is trying to make you into a poster fit for marriage? Gross and weird. No. I am far superior than he in the "gross and weird" department. *read on* ~ Ralp posted:And third, it seems like it should be so easy and obvious for someone to just make the small posting adjustments necessary to not post like a weirdo. You say that like being a weirdo is a bad thing. >8( ~ GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:GJ you should post...in FYAD LoL.. Guisseppe, imagine that! *harp music and wavy screen as we travel in time to the future* After a torturous year of seeing my posts throughout his QCS, the vein in Ralp's right temple has become engorged and pulses alarmingly. He can bear the sight of me no longer on this day; he flees up to his beloved FYAD to escape the visual torment my very presence causes him. That over-worked, over-wrought, long-suffering man let's out a heavy sigh of relief as he enters his favourite forum. His sense of relief is palpable; a weight shifts, he feels freedom, he feels alive. He clicks into the first thread, his tired eyes taking a second to adjust to the opening post. As eyes focus, that vein in his right temple suddenly flares beyond capacity with an audible *whooshpop*. What he sees, in his Gunky-free FYAD safe haven, is a post like this strange comment posted by some weirdo in GBS... YeahSo! posted:
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imo, if you stop pming people and never post anything like what you quoted again, you'll pretty much be good.
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landy. posted:imo, if you stop pming people and never post anything like what you quoted again, you'll pretty much be good.
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I think GunkytJeunket should go post in the Cybersex Thread and post just like that
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landy. posted:imo, if you stop pming people and never post anything like what you quoted again, you'll pretty much be good. Lol
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landy. posted:imo, if you stop pming people and never post anything like what you quoted again, you'll pretty much be good. Well, I'd like to query your opinion here, Landy. Stop PM'ing people, eh? Can you please tell me who I'm mailing for you to have come out with that comment? I'd like to work out the basis of your opinion here. So please do tell me who I PM. You see, I've noticed posts around the place from people saying I mail them... when I don't. Like this post from some fuckhead that I saw earlier in the week... Effectronica posted:i am free from migf pms, but i still am burdened by gunky junket ones I don't loving mail him, that post is complete bullshit. And then people like you come along saying I should stop mailing people.. wtf. So, yeah, who am I mailing, Landy, for you to base your opinion here on? And you, Luvcow emptyquote in agreement. YOU tell me who I'm PM'ing for you to agree to that. *waiting* ---------------- |
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YeahSo! posted:Well, I'd like to query your opinion here, Landy. Stop PM'ing people, eh? Can you please tell me who I'm mailing for you to have come out with that comment? I'd like to work out the basis of your opinion here. So please do tell me who I PM. the only people I remember who said they were really annoyed by it were Spanish manlove and ralp, and that's pretty much what I'm basing the opinion off of.
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:I think GunkytJeunket should go post in the Cybersex Thread and post just like that here you go : http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3727471
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Ace of Baes posted:lol i love gunky junket |
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Ace of Baes posted:lol i love gunky junket I think you should explain why, to be helpful. |
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landy. posted:the only people I remember who said they were really annoyed by it were Spanish manlove and ralp, and that's pretty much what I'm basing the opinion off of. So, you're telling me not to do something now on the basis of something you read a while ago. I haven't mailed Franco for at least four months now. And Ralp will always get mail off me until he sorts poo poo out. So, how's about we just go ahead and say your opinion has no current basis; your opinion is not valid then, eh? ---------------- |
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dogcrash truther posted:I think you should explain why, to be helpful. they might be mentally ill or maybe just weird but their posts are really funny to me, i dig it, if she tweaked her style she might be funnier but she wouldn't be gunky junket anymore so who knows if itd be better, pming people long rear end msgs (allegedly) is really weird but ultimately harmless i guess my point is in a forum full of ppl trying to imitate each other shes at least unique ---------------- |
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Reasons I like gunky junket and why she should become a posting gal. 1. she's adorably weird 2. her posts are too long to read, but it's better than white noise 3. she's funny |
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YeahSo! posted:And you, Luvcow emptyquote in agreement. YOU tell me who I'm PM'ing for you to agree to that. *waiting* you have neve PMed me but from what others here who you have PMed have said it seems to be what is bothering them most about your posting, I find many of your posts to be good and funny and I'd rather see you stay around and post than be probated or banned repeatedly. many people here are sincere in trying help you.
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Ace of Baes posted:their posts are really funny to me, i dig it ^This is the thing - either you dig it, or you don't; you get me, or you don't. I don't reckon my posts are particularly hard to understand (only on the odd occasion will I be deliberately cryptic or difficult), but a lot of people here don't seem to 'get' me. And that's fine with me - I get a bit too wary of saying anything when people understand *me*; things get anticipated. I much prefer being underestimated, and people who don't understand a drat word I say will always fall into that trap. Heh.. that's a good thing.  Imagine a kid brought up in a digital age who one day sees an analog wall clock. That clock face wouldn't make one lick of sense to them; it's crazy, makes no sense, insane and stupid (lol or "mentally ill" even). No, that clock face is none of those things. They just don't understand it, is all. That's not to say they can't comprehend it, just that they don't understand it at that point in time. Good Lord Fisher! posted:did gunky junket become a good poster or did i just start to 'get' gunky junket If we look at a couple of posts in this thread about my "joboxing" post: Qwerinty posted:i was going to say this. it's really disjointed and i don't really understand what's going on in that post with the images. Disjointed, of course! The whole post is a person bragging about their success stories which they have on their "resumé" (trying to sell herself as the joboxer who's services you want to enlist). The bits can't flow together like it's telling one story; it's fragments of a lot of stories, disjointed parts. And if you can't even understand what's going on in the post with the images, if you can't even figure that out then.. well.. fkn hell.. your comprehension issues stem too far back and I'm not a Grade 4 Primary School teacher to help you with that. It's just... Al Borland posted:giving oxes jobs obviously Or, this on that same post: ron color posted:ok Ha.. nice sarcasm, mister. But, yeah, of course! The post is by a braggart saying they're the best. There's even a P.S at the end saying the "ad" really should be in SA Mart forum, but pleading ignorance with mods to let her sell her services here. Of course the post would be riddled with "I, me, my, I, I, I's" all throughout it. It's like this guy here critiquing it thinks it's a real post - that it's me talking about myself too much, referencing myself too much. Lol it's from a fkn braggart promoting her skills and services. It's a loving nonsense post, it's not "me" talking all about myself. *facepalm* Either you 'get' me, or you don't; either you dig me, or you don't. Either/or. I'm not too fazed either way. You like what you like, that may not be me, and I'm just not your cuppa tea.. and that's fine with me. Whatever! *shrugs* gnarlyhotep posted:
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Lol and hey, I'll just leave the below post here too.. 'coz I know that many of you dig the lonnnng posts (yeah, I'm looking at you, Dogcrash *hearty wink*). This one is completely factual and said in earnest too! Zanshin posted:
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tada posted:Hello i am forums user gunky junket... and... whats this? a thread for ME??? No. Don't do that to me. You would not believe how much I didn't want this thread; how much I fought against it being posted; and how much I pushed for alternative actions. Do not put this on *me*. This thread is here by Ralp's insistance. I wanted nothing, at all, to loving do with it. Put that on Ralp. Not me! ---------------- |
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