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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Zanzibar Ham posted:



e: Is there a zip file or something with a few political cartoonist fonts? Or did those never actually exist?

Much better, thank you.

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Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Wait, I just realized that Lester may be implying that the husband is also marrying the dog. :wtc:

Internet Webguy posted:

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If the civil war was truly about states rights, they lost a long time ago.

Isn't there a legal document that all states must follow, outlining things that no state has the right to do like unjustified searches, curtailing free speech, and so on? I forget the name of it.

Colosmicon
Jan 5, 2013

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

not ramirez; you can tell because the figures actually look human

Oh god drat, you're right, I misread the signature.

Also, the whole drawing is covered in labels and the judge looks more potato than man.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Rorus Raz posted:

This slope is too slippery!


Maybe it's because everybody's used to it, but nobody's gonna comment on the rhetorical shift between "this has to change to maintain legal parsimony" and "I love changing things for no reason"? It's the exact same reasoning behind the classic Asay that confused everyone because it's a complete misinterpretation of the equality argument:

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Between the FHA and gay marriage rulings, the SCOTUS has struck a substantial blow against bigotry of all stripes. AGC

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I'm happy that Muir has not met his annual goal yet and this his donations seem to have ground to a halt. I hope that soon he will start begging even more desperately and that doing so will turn his small audience against him, so that the stupid thing is finally shut down, at least for a time.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

Bicyclops posted:

I'm happy that Muir has not met his annual goal yet and this his donations seem to have ground to a halt. I hope that soon he will start begging even more desperately and that doing so will turn his small audience against him, so that the stupid thing is finally shut down, at least for a time.

Only downside: the gruesome hardcore pornography he'll be reduced to drawing before the end.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Bicyclops posted:

I'm happy that Muir has not met his annual goal yet and this his donations seem to have ground to a halt. I hope that soon he will start begging even more desperately and that doing so will turn his small audience against him, so that the stupid thing is finally shut down, at least for a time.

Muir has to go get a regular job, ends up at Home Depot and re-runs the 'Zed works for Home Depot strips.' He forgets they are re-runs and ends up rebooting the entire series from that point.

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

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there wolf posted:

Muir has to go get a regular job, ends up at Home Depot and re-runs the 'Zed works for Home Depot strips.' He forgets they are re-runs and ends up rebooting the entire series from that point.

Home Depot is then bought by rich Central American father-in-law and is converted into a fuckbarn which no-one uses.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Lord_Ventnor posted:

Home Depot is then bought by rich Central American father-in-law and is converted into a fuckbarn which no-one uses.

And Lowe's is then purchased by Sovereign Citizen Sam Elliot. The two companies merge and despite this likely being some sort of monopoly, the federal government allows it. Zed and Black Zed continue to cry for pages of content about how the government are gestapos trying to keep them down, from the deck of their floating loving airship.

A men-only fuckship. In the SKY.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Neodoomium posted:

And Lowe's is then purchased by Sovereign Citizen Sam Elliot. The two companies merge and despite this likely being some sort of monopoly, the federal government allows it. Zed and Black Zed continue to cry for pages of content about how the government are gestapos trying to keep them down, from the deck of their floating loving airship.

A men-only fuckship. In the SKY.

I would actually read this.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Neodoomium posted:

A men-only fuckship. In the SKY.

pls do not steal my song lyrics

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Oct 25, 2007

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loquacius posted:

pls do not steal my song lyrics

A men-only gently caress ship, in the sky! Ah! Come on, gently caress a guy!

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

I like this, but you might want to change "girlriend."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My dad is a Tool Guy and after he retired got a part time job a Lowes for something to do. Every morning the whole team had to hold hands in a prayer circle.


He left after a week, and he is not exactly what you'd call an internet atheist or anything, but seriously what the gently caress

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

there wolf posted:

Muir has to go get a regular job, ends up at Home Depot and re-runs the 'Zed works for Home Depot strips.' He forgets they are re-runs and ends up rebooting the entire series from that point.
At Muir's job at Home Depot, when customers ask him basic questions he pulls out his phone to Google the answers. Customers are bewildered by this strange display of incompetence and also by Muir referring to his phone as "Sam."

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Post 9-11 User posted:

Wait, I just realized that Lester may be implying that the husband is also marrying the dog. :wtc:

That was a sneaky edit.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Trent posted:

My dad is a Tool Guy and after he retired got a part time job a Lowes for something to do. Every morning the whole team had to hold hands in a prayer circle.


He left after a week, and he is not exactly what you'd call an internet atheist or anything, but seriously what the gently caress

Gotta say, "already retired" is the perfect time to start poo poo about 100% illegal garbage like morning employee prayer circle.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Post 9-11 User posted:


Isn't there a legal document that all states must follow, outlining things that no state has the right to do like unjustified searches, curtailing free speech, and so on? I forget the name of it.

Technically no, at least not in its original form. Before the 14th amendment it was generally understood that the Bill of Rights limited the power of the federal government but not the states. The 14th guaranteed equal protection to all citizens of the U.S., meaning states had to abide by a standard set of limitations- the same ones in the Bill of Rights. But most of these "states' rights" people would choose to go back to pre-14th so their states would be free to discriminate at will.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Internet Webguy posted:

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"Why isn't Obama doing anything about ISIS and all the beheadings?"
One week later: "Why is Obama doing something about ISIS and all the beheadings?"

Pretty sure the right won't be satisfied until nukes fall on the Middle East and it turns into a large mirror.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pretty sure the right won't be satisfied

Ever. Nothing will sate their bloodlust.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pretty sure the right won't be satisfied until nukes fall on the Middle East and it turns into a large mirror.
Even then they'll be pissed if a Democratic president is the one who does it

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It should go without saying that Sunday School will be holding class tomorrow :getin:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chard posted:

Gotta say, "already retired" is the perfect time to start poo poo about 100% illegal garbage like morning employee prayer circle.

I agree. I told him as much, but he is extremely non-litigious and just went elsewhere.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.



Rorus Raz posted:

It should go without saying that Sunday School will be holding class tomorrow :getin:

Yay, I've missed it

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Rorus Raz posted:

It should go without saying that Sunday School will be holding class tomorrow :getin:

I'm worried :ohdear:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Hitler B. Natural posted:

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.



Who he?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hitler B. Natural posted:

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.




Yay, I've missed it

A curious absence of drunk bubbles and stink lines, man's losing his touch

maou shoujo
Apr 12, 2014

ニンゲンの表裏一体

Rorus Raz posted:

It should go without saying that Sunday School will be holding class tomorrow :getin:

Gay marriages legal? Thank you Satan!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Hitler B. Natural posted:

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.



He kind of has a point. Both flags were created by advocates of slavery.

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Oct 25, 2007

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I like the "rewrite history" sign there, implying that the Civil War wasn't actually about slavery.

Kabanaw
Jan 27, 2012

The real Pokemon begins here

Hitler B. Natural posted:

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.




Yay, I've missed it

Taking down a symbol for slavery that's 150 years old isn't enough, we must also fix the racism in modern day America.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Internet Webguy posted:

He kind of has a point. Both flags were created by advocates of slavery.

All flags were created by horrible people.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Neodoomium posted:

A men-only fuckship. In the SKY.

If Muir were any kind of professional, he'd know 'men-only fuckship in the sky' comics is a pretty saturated market.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

We're never getting to the fuckbarn :smith:

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Hitler B. Natural posted:

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.




I think Lang has always been in the same category of stupidity.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

All flags were created by horrible people.

exactly, its why we should get rid of all flags

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Rorus Raz posted:

We're never getting to the fuckbarn :smith:
The odds were against you from the start. How many story arcs has Muir finished compared to the ones he starts?

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


mandatory lesbian posted:

exactly, its why we should get rid of all flags

Awwww, but the Japanse and Mexican flags look so cool!

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