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Imagine what the articles would have been if the supreme court had ruled the other way.
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Get Innocuous! posted:Imagine what the articles would have been if the supreme court had ruled the other way. I am positive they had one ready to go like they did with the Presidential elections.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:56 |
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Get Innocuous! posted:Imagine what the articles would have been if the supreme court had ruled the other way. I was just thinking that, they obviously had some prewritten articles. I'd love to read a collection of articles that they wrote and didn't use.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:56 |
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Get Innocuous! posted:Imagine what the articles would have been if the supreme court had ruled the other way. probably funnier which is a shame in its own right (though obvously not really)
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:24 |
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Report: Only 47,000 Social Justice Milestones To Go Before U.S. Achieves Full Equality
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:39 |
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6 Daily Struggles Everyone With Allergies Will Understand. I haven't breathed through my nose for 3 months so I can identify with this.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:21 |
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I am becoming increasingly convinced that all of the Clickventure articles are developed by first picking out a couple dozen stock photos at random, and then just making up a story with them.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 04:27 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 17:17 |
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Pardon my double-post, but: Study: U.S. Wastes 2 Million Hours Annually Figuring Out Where Tape Roll Starts Evil Mastermind has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Jun 29, 2015 |
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Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 00:14 |
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One of a Kind posted:For some reason the Pit Bull video doesn't seem to be working right now, but i think their Youtube channel should still have it. Right click and select view video - it should work then. None of the onsite videos work normally for me.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 03:47 |
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No One Seems To Know Guy Leaning Against Batting Cages Giving Hitting Advice
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:20 |
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Hundreds Of Cheap, Generic Doorstops Flood Market After DoorBlocker Patent Runs Out I love absurd Onion.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:42 |
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clockworx posted:Hundreds Of Cheap, Generic Doorstops Flood Market After DoorBlocker Patent Runs Out The hilarious part about this is that I could easily see it being true. I had to resist the urge to look up if there really is a patent on doorstops. Edit: I'm bad at resisting urges. Turns out, there are a poo poo ton of them. KillHour has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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I love all these "local dope" stories: Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At Dope Just Galumphing Where Life Takes Him Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last drat Second To Wave 'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes Tina! Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:32 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:]Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine. It's either that one or Family Unsure What To Do With Dead Hipster's Possessions
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:41 |
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I love The Onion's God. http://www.theonion.com/article/researchers-say-virgin-mary-actually-gods-second-c-50778
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:45 |
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quote:"I still got this Slim Jim, though," added Renaldo, holding up the snack food at face-level. Still possibly my favorite sentence in an Onion article.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:54 |
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Seriously, I haven't laughed this hard in so long, how did I miss the soda-spilling article? quote:"It will dry up soon," Groton, CT dum-dum Eric Sperino said while surveying his soda-slick kitchen floor and sipping a fresh Diet Orange Slice. "So no big deal. I just gotta be real careful with this—oops!"
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 01:56 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:I love all these "local dope" stories: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:21 |
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clown shoes posted:I love The Onion's God. I love that when she died, apparently that was the end of things - I like the idea that in the Onion universe, there IS a God and a heaven, but when people die that's still it - you're all done and gone forever.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:41 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine. http://www.theonion.com/video/middle-aged-waiter-sadly-not-involved-in-any-creat-35277
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:09 |
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Jerusalem posted:I love that when she died, apparently that was the end of things - I like the idea that in the Onion universe, there IS a God and a heaven, but when people die that's still it - you're all done and gone forever. God Wonders What Happens To Humans After They Die
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:14 |
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Sorry if this was posted recently but it's still funny as hell: Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:33 |
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The Duke posted:Sorry if this was posted recently but it's still funny as hell: This is from 2012, but it's one of their trending posts right now. Looks like tons of people are sharing it after last week.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:30 |
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Aramek posted:Seriously, I haven't laughed this hard in so long, how did I miss the soda-spilling article? pro-tip: do not read that article when you are bored at your sister's graduation
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:01 |
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An oldie but a goodie - After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 God I hope they bring this back.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 13:33 |
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If I remember right, this was written after The Onion had to add "[Satire]" to their articles on Facebook because people were confusing them with real news.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:00 |
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Cup of Hemlock posted:pro-tip: do not read that article when you are bored at your sister's graduation It was bad enough at home. My roomie even came in to check on me.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:36 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:If I remember right, this was written after The Onion had to add "[Satire]" to their articles on Facebook because people were confusing them with real news. Facebook was the one tagging them, but yes, this was their (awesome) response.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 15:00 |
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Scientists Find Human Vocal Cords Developed Over Millennia To Lower Voice When Speculating On Acquaintance’s Sexual Orientation Man the inside of the throat is unsettling-looking.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 17:34 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine. Just a picture, but this one: One Intern Way Older
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:04 |
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wow both of those are pretty spot on
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:04 |
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Here's some Onion-tier stuff from AV Club: Jim Carrey reprises talking-out-of-rear end shtick in anti-vaccine tweets
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:18 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine. Sadly, this is me, no doubt. Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:15 |
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I always liked Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into PanicZDar Fan posted:Sadly, this is me, no doubt. And this is also worrying accurate.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:14 |
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Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé. Still one of my favorites.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:54 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé. Still one of my favorites. As someone with a B.A. in communications, this hits almost too close to home.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:09 |
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This is genius on the level of Machiavelli. Edit: I'm upset that this isn't just a link to the Time Cube page. This Crazy Fan Theory About ‘Jeopardy!’ Actually Makes Total Sense KillHour has a new favorite as of 14:40 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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People react to the first 10 minutes of "Up"
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