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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Disco Infiva posted:

I think he gave $500, and then $500 more a bit later.

Everything worth knowing about Doobie is here:


It's pretty telling that that is over a year old and it's still the exact same thing that the thread is still posting about on a daily basis.

At least they aren't still talking about how fuckable his kids' face is and writing "ironic" erotic fanfiction about his wife letting big black dudes gently caress her in front of Doobie, right?

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


This is the Doobie thread that was goldmined:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910

This was Noni's post in the kickstarter thread that started it all:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3536751&pagenumber=118&perpage=40#post419836460

Amazingly insightful post that came up less than 1 day after it began:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3536751&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=120#post419847616

Noni going for that Oscar:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910#post419868086

Ah this is the guy who donated $1k instead of spending it on Christmas:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910&userid=30525

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sleeveless posted:


At least they aren't still talking about how fuckable his kids' face is and writing "ironic" erotic fanfiction about his wife letting big black dudes gently caress her in front of Doobie, right?

what?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

seconding this wtf

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

goons get really bad and weird about this kind of thing

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Some goons are weirdos who joined to feel superior to other weirdos. Then they get involved in posting equivalent of the penis game and things get really gross.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Irish Joe said that his 9 year old son had "some serious dick sucking lips."

He got banned for it. Which, given SA's general history regarding pedophilia, is a huge step in the right direction.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Irish Joe is very rarely serious, thank the loving Lord.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
*theme music plays*

Johnny Olson: "Get ready to match the stars as we play the star-studded big money Penis Game '76!"

Gene Rayburn: "Okay, one to tie, two to win. You ready? Neckbeard said, 'Golly, I'm so superior...'"

Audience: "HOW SUPERIOR WAS HE?"

Gene Rayburn: "...'I'm so superior, that when a goon posts something I don't like, I crack my knuckles and blank.'"

*Charles Nelson Reilly holds up a card reading "poo poo everywhere"*

GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 23:39 on Jul 1, 2015

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Irish Joe is very rarely serious, thank the loving Lord.

No one is arguing that. But since the D00bs reads SA, "ironic" pedotalk seems in poorer taste that normal "ironic" pedotalk.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Shbobdb posted:

He got banned for it. Which, given SA's general history regarding pedophilia, is a huge step in the right direction.

Oh don't be silly, aatrek was gone almost instantaneously once he got outed.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
The best part of the Doobie thing was any time Wayne posted about it:

Wayne Gretzky posted:

*I hold up a piece of poo poo taco to the web cam* Hi im poor and live in a poo poo city but im athiest what do you think of Tuckers Taco *i hold up an apple with a piece of cheese taped to it *this is called the cheesapple what do you think. for fifteen thousand dollars i can nail two sheds together and get in a big argument with my mom about if or who hosed up the scooter battery by leaving it out to get water splashed on it from the wading pool

Wayne Gretzky posted:

I uh come to yall uh goons a humble simple man with one dream. To do a twenty thousand dollar business where I charge country people three dollars to eat bagel pizza and wartch me do a motorcycle spin off on printed out mans rights advocate posts from reddit. my paypal is shyuckguhawrsh@paypal

Wayne Gretzky posted:

For only one thousand dollars you and thirty four other people who give me a thousand dollars can have your name engraved if we can manage it on the side of our shed where we make people with inoperable brain tumours drink plastic bag liquor before we give them the thrill of their almost over life and accompany them to the Zone where we will help them shoot a held-down turkey in the side of the head with a pistol for $50

Wayne Gretzky posted:

Name Gord : wife name Sheena Tina

my kids Tucky and Pills

I got a good one its called two sandwichs. Normal place you get one sandwich... at Here one yallns cn have a two times

$50,000

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jamwad Hilder posted:

The best part of the Doobie thing was any time Wayne posted about it:

Jesus Christ lmao

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Jamwad Hilder posted:

The best part of the Doobie thing was any time Wayne posted about it:

You missed two

quote:

Please make my dream of slowly pushing and grinding a 5' long party sub mounted on a 1986 monte carlo ss into the side of a children with cancer building a financial responsibility, uh, retards

quote:

What if uh fuckin uh

uh hamburger helper uh fuckin was ... of a cone

*guy honks horn of diesel truck for nine minutes*

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Jamwad Hilder posted:

The best part of the Doobie thing was any time Wayne posted about it:

I've just burst out laughing. Awesome.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

theflyingorc posted:

Oh don't be silly, aatrek was gone almost instantaneously once he got outed.

Given the events of the last couple of days I can't believe you said this with a straight face.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Some of the Sheep posted:

Given the events of the last couple of days I can't believe you said this with a straight face.

what's happened in the last couple days?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Some of the Sheep posted:

Given the events of the last couple of days I can't believe you said this with a straight face.

It appears I have no idea what you're talking about

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

theflyingorc posted:

It appears I have no idea what you're talking about

following this and the forusm drama thread fools me into thinking i have my finger on the "pulse" of "sa goings on" and then things like this remind me of how little i really know of our world.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Didn't SS produce evidence some D&D superstar was a pedo? It got linked in a GBS thread a few days ago.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

theflyingorc posted:

It appears I have no idea what you're talking about

Ralp posted:

Ok so there was a bunch of extremely weird offsite drama and ongoing harassment about this guy, and now someone says he downloaded a file called "nudism collection", and someone else insists that that is a code phrase for child pornography. If that sounds extremely tenuous to you you're not alone but I am not going to bat for zeitgueist today.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I skimmed the D&D chat thread while they were talking about that and apparently SS may have been completely full of poo poo, there was some bustling about the "proof" being some kind of shonky

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I skimmed the D&D chat thread while they were talking about that and apparently SS may have been completely full of poo poo, there was some bustling about the "proof" being some kind of shonky

Doesn't really matter, zeitguiest was bad enough that none of the mods cared enough to disbelieve it or let him explain.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why does SS exist

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Mans posted:

why does SS exist
Because loathing is a living thing that hungers to be fed.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Also all the people who toxxed for McCain and Romney had to go somewhere.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

pentyne posted:

Doesn't really matter, zeitguiest was bad enough that none of the mods cared enough to disbelieve it or let him explain.

It was pretty much the same with Azure_Horizon, who got drummed out on somewhat flimsy charges of being a gay rapist mostly because everyone who knew about him really wanted to see him go. You've got to strike while that flaming rapist iron is hot.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I skimmed the D&D chat thread while they were talking about that and apparently SS may have been completely full of poo poo, there was some bustling about the "proof" being some kind of shonky

You suck at skimming:

Exclamation Marx posted:

i got a reliable tipoff saying those torrent screencaps are accurate, btw

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
A_H was seriously the creepiest poster in the history of SA and I personally had the pleasure of arguing with Two Worlds who was defending the child pornography on reddit during the redditbomb fiasco.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Yeah those charges started off flimsy but he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper and repeatedly failed to understand that drunk consent isn't consent. I think he honestly didn't know he had raped those dudes until that thread.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Kavak posted:

Yeah those charges started off flimsy but he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper and repeatedly failed to understand that drunk consent isn't consent. I think he honestly didn't know he had raped those dudes until that thread.

Is A_H the one who bragged about loving his straight guy friends when they were crazy drunk? And then them getting mad at him later and he just laughed about it or something?

Literally the first link for his username

BrooklynBruiser posted:

Really, dude? With the aid of mind-altering substances, you had sex with people who would not have ordinarily had sex with you. That is rape.

Azure_Horizon posted:

You can keep believing this, but you'd be loving delusional.

Azure_Horizon posted:

Awkward, but resolved. Awkward because they're still straight now, but everything is fine and we're still good friends. Me saying things were awkward doesn't imply anything more than that. "Victims." Jesus christ. I know what it's like to be a victim, and my friends were not victims.

Azure_Horizon posted:

He doesn't feel that way, and therefore the discussion is over.

"Why does he keep making this weird? We hashed it out and talked it over and he said it wasn't rape. I mean, he hasn't ever been drunk around me since and if I show up to a bar or party he's at he leaves immediately but that doesn't mean anything"

Yeah, admitted rapist.

pentyne has a new favorite as of 06:28 on Jul 2, 2015

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax


Arctic Baldwin posted:

EARTH WIND WATER FIRE HEART FAILURE

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

pentyne posted:

Doesn't really matter, zeitguiest was bad enough that none of the mods cared enough to disbelieve it or let him explain.

For those that don't know Zeiguiest was a sanctimonious prick that basically nobody liked. He has over 50 various punishments on his rap sheet and had been repeatedly banned. I kind of wondered how long it would be before he was permanently removed from the community and figured the mods were just looking for an excuse. Suddenly they had one and there he went.

Really the short of it was that he was a gigantic cheerleader for socialism. He posted like the reason he got punished so much was because people were afraid of what he was saying and didn't like his opinions but really he was just an irritating twit. He also posted like his status as a socialist inherently made him right all the time and made all of his opinions inherently flawless.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Disco Infiva posted:

I think he gave $500, and then $500 more a bit later.

Everything worth knowing about Doobie is here:


Please tell me the actual Slylock Fox dude drew this, because as I recall, he is a goon?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Please tell me the actual Slylock Fox dude drew this, because as I recall, he is a goon?

He's made an account. He posts here and there in the comic strip megathread. Wouldn't call him a goon realy

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
wasn't Zeitgeist also the self proclaimed super feminist & egalitarian guy who posted thousand of times in the feminism threads about how other people were bad, and who got sexually horny from locking his black gf in a cage, hitting & beating on her, and pretending to be her slave master? the people who thought that guy was weird got owned by being called kinkshamers, because if you get sexually aroused from doing something then it can't be bad iirc

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

For those that don't know Zeiguiest was a sanctimonious prick that basically nobody liked. He has over 50 various punishments on his rap sheet and had been repeatedly banned. I kind of wondered how long it would be before he was permanently removed from the community and figured the mods were just looking for an excuse. Suddenly they had one and there he went.

Really the short of it was that he was a gigantic cheerleader for socialism. He posted like the reason he got punished so much was because people were afraid of what he was saying and didn't like his opinions but really he was just an irritating twit. He also posted like his status as a socialist inherently made him right all the time and made all of his opinions inherently flawless.

Zeitgueist posted:

Jesus gently caress you kids are easy to draw into exposing yourselves.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

how does that contradict what i said, and also

why did you expect anybody to know about that

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

theflyingorc posted:

how does that contradict what i said, and also

why did you expect anybody to know about that

It's a joke. Because he wants kids to expose themselves. He's a nonce.

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Grandmother of Five posted:

wasn't Zeitgeist also the self proclaimed super feminist & egalitarian guy who posted thousand of times in the feminism threads about how other people were bad, and who got sexually horny from locking his black gf in a cage, hitting & beating on her, and pretending to be her slave master? the people who thought that guy was weird got owned by being called kinkshamers, because if you get sexually aroused from doing something then it can't be bad iirc

The very same

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