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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alouicious posted:

i imagine skittles don't provide much cushion on their own

That was my thought

Although "Marshawn Lynch out 4-6 due to skittle injury" would be worth it

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

effectual posted:

Can't be worse than gold coins and Scrooge was able to swim through those.

Marshawn Quack, diving into his skittle pit. Someone go draw.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

effectual posted:

Can't be worse than gold coins and Scrooge was able to swim through those.
Ducks can swim through anything, this is a true science fact.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

CannonFodder posted:

Ducks can swim through anything, this is a true science fact.

Ohio State Defenders

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Peak offseason comic

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/brady-appeals-his-suspension/

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Ross Angeles posted:

Ohio State Defenders

Real ducks pretending to be humans can swim through anything, not humans pretending to be ducks.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



I forgot why I'm even mad at that sexy, sexy man



gently caress Brady though

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Eye of Sauron should either be football or NFL Shield-shaped

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

JT Jag posted:

The Eye of Sauron should either be football or NFL Shield-shaped

Aww poo poo, gonna have to remember this killer idea

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Intruder and Bhsman are sent on a dangerous mission

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jurassic-watt/

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Now do a panel with Luck in this pose.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Febreeze posted:

Intruder and Bhsman are sent on a dangerous mission

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jurassic-watt/

:neckbeard: Oh jeez! Thanks for the cameo, Febreeze.

EDIT: This isn't super important and I hate to gripe about something you didn't know, but I actually have a bit of a thin beard now. I don't know if you keep notes on goon cameos, but I figured you'd want to know if so.

bhsman fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 2, 2015

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

Intruder and Bhsman are sent on a dangerous mission

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jurassic-watt/

Whose DNA did they grab to create the JJ Watt?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

Intruder and Bhsman are sent on a dangerous mission

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jurassic-watt/

Put Tom Brady in the pile of poop, please.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chichevache posted:

Put Tom Brady in the pile of poop, please.

He'd end up finding a pony.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Silly Burrito posted:

Whose DNA did they grab to create the JJ Watt?

They used Lawrence Taylor's but spliced it with DNA from several old white sports writers.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Febreeze posted:

Intruder and Bhsman are sent on a dangerous mission

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jurassic-watt/

Sweet! Thanks for the inclusion

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Sweet! Thanks for the inclusion

Are you the one with the beard, or the one I thought was Febreeze?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Beardo but I actually can't grow anything on my cheeks and have a goatee irl

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

NC-17 posted:

They used Lawrence Taylor's but spliced it with DNA from several old white sports writers.

Speaking of which I found an old article the other day around the era of when black people were allowed into competitive sports, it referenced something about the heel bone being longer in "africans" which allowed them to run faster and was therefore an unfair advantage. Wish I knew where I saw it (it was on reddit) so I could post a link it also had reference to their genetics and something about being their ancestors being chased by lions



Intruder posted:

Beardo but I actually can't grow anything on my cheeks and have a goatee irl

Full beard or bust.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Full beard or bust.

Not everyone needs to hide their face.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

You arent going to find any sacks in amber

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
When they cloned Watt they had to use the DNA from a puny, effeminate skills player to fill the holes. That's why he sometimes feels compelled to play TE.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BlindSite posted:

Full beard or bust.

I would if I could :(

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
I am 31, the last time I wasn't in a profession that didn't allow facial was when I was 18. And I was unable to grow it then, :( I want to grow a beard.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I can grow a full beard if I wanted to :smug:

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

Flikken posted:

I am 31, the last time I wasn't in a profession that didn't allow facial was when I was 18. And I was unable to grow it then, :( I want to grow a beard.

It is for this very reason that i have a glorious mustache.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I can grow a full beard if I wanted to :smug:

My beard puts all yall's scraggly poo poo to shame :smugbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I can't grow a beard, but I was able to grow a chin first, so I guess I win.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I've had a full beard since my senior year of high school. Just think of how much I've saved on razors over 22 years!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Azhais posted:

I've had a full beard since my senior year of high school. Just think of how much I've saved on razors over 22 years!

Not that much

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Azhais posted:

I've had a full beard since my senior year of high school. Just think of how much I've saved on razors over 22 years!

Not as much as you would have made if you got a job?

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Flikken posted:

I am 31, the last time I wasn't in a profession that didn't allow facial was when I was 18. And I was unable to grow it then, :( I want to grow a beard.

Are you a face model? An actor? What sort of profession doesn't allow beards? Beards are awesome in the fall and winter but I usually shave mine off for summer, there's basically no such thing as AC here so a beard in 85 degree weather isn't the most comfortable thing.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

My beard puts all yall's scraggly poo poo to shame :smugbert:
pics or gtfo

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chili has Lloyd Christmas growing from his face. True story.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
For those of you who were interested in Darth Brooks' cool historical football posts: Mike Tanier has a new article up about football in WW2. It is a pretty cool look at the sport, and country, during that time.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2511021-first-in-war-third-in-the-aafc-the-story-of-pro-footballs-yankees-and-dodgers

quote:

By 1945, there was no reason to station any significant naval resources on the Great Lakes. The entire Blue Jackets team, except for coach Brown, was shipped off to Fleet City in Shoemaker, California. The relocated Blue Jackets scored 165 points in their first two games (!) of the 1945 season, then tore through a schedule full of other military bases and California semi-pro teams.

The Blue Jackets faced the Pearl Harbor-based Navy All-Stars in front of 60,000 fans at San Francisco's Kezar Stadium in what was billed as the naval championship game in December 1945. Young returned a punt 80 yards for a touchdown, losing his helmet as he turned up the sideline for the score, in a 23-7 Blue Jackets victory. A gorgeous full-color highlight reel shows the game in all its glory; Young's touchdown is at the 6:50 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMYxcw2bCvs

drunk leprechaun
May 7, 2007
sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

A Pale Horse posted:

Are you a face model? An actor? What sort of profession doesn't allow beards? Beards are awesome in the fall and winter but I usually shave mine off for summer, there's basically no such thing as AC here so a beard in 85 degree weather isn't the most comfortable thing.

I don't know what he does, but I know as someone who's working in mining that mine rescue teams have to be clean shaven. Respirators can't get a good seal on a beard. I would imagine that firefighters have the same regs. Or really any profession where wearing a respirator is part of the job.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

A Pale Horse posted:

Are you a face model? An actor? What sort of profession doesn't allow beards? Beards are awesome in the fall and winter but I usually shave mine off for summer, there's basically no such thing as AC here so a beard in 85 degree weather isn't the most comfortable thing.

Sales or really any customer facing roll.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

drunk leprechaun posted:

I don't know what he does, but I know as someone who's working in mining that mine rescue teams have to be clean shaven. Respirators can't get a good seal on a beard. I would imagine that firefighters have the same regs. Or really any profession where wearing a respirator is part of the job.

Yep. It's why we can have staches but not beards, the mask has to form an airtight seal so the bad stuff don't get in.

Although, I think that has been debunked to a degree but whatever.

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drunk leprechaun
May 7, 2007
sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

Shath Hole posted:

Yep. It's why we can have staches but not beards, the mask has to form an airtight seal so the bad stuff don't get in.

Although, I think that has been debunked to a degree but whatever.

Yeah my understanding was that stubble or short beards were fine. It was more an issue with big full bushy beards. I know on our site you don't have to be 100% clean shaven to be on the rescue crew, you just can't grow a big ole beard.

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