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Ramadu posted:Ted Cruz auditioning for the Simpsons.  Voyager I posted:He could also be in his 30's.  , if true.
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Can you fall in love with a Primary season? Because... 
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Skwirl posted:Who? The magic metric man.
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Jul 4, 2015 03:05
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To be fair, Harry probably feels threatened by Ted's ability to be an even bigger turd in the punchbowl than him.
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Joementum posted:
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Jul 4, 2015 03:18
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 These were so good. Hope there's another run this cycle.
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"Some marriage, they can't even stand to be seen in the same picture together." 
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Jul 4, 2015 03:35
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I wish he didn't believe such lovely things. 
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Joementum posted:I feel for the guy, I really do. I actually enjoyed the song.  I mean, it's a little hokey, but the dude can play at least. Is America ready for a troubadour presidency? MO'M/Dylan ticket?Skwirl posted:Who?  Joementum posted:I mean, this is basically indistinguishable from Trump's rhetoric. Here Morry outlines his plan to screw the Chinese by moving the port customs office to Sidney, Nebraska, which appears to be in Montana. Jesus, the businessmen at the end uncomfortably reminds me of the Debbie Spenditnow Super Bowl commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f69VmIgmhOk
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Nth Doctor posted:Jesus, the businessmen at the end uncomfortably reminds me of the Debbie Spenditnow Super Bowl commercial. lol
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Ramadu posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE The only quotes he got right are from the sociopathic 1 percenter and the religious fundamentalist. Says a hell of a lot more than he intended.
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Jul 4, 2015 04:01
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Everything on Bernie's side looks good to me. Let's do this!
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Supraluminal posted:Everything on Bernie's side looks good to me. Let's do this! e;fb I see nothing on the left side of that image that bothers me, either!
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How can she have refused to take a stand on issues if she's already declared that she'll be pro-immigration? And is there any issue she hasn't decalred a stand on? Weltlich posted:e;fb Whats the problem with Hillary?
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Jul 4, 2015 04:04
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Q: "90% tax rate on some Americans? Which ones?" A: "That's not important" or "Rich people, which you will be one day if you just pull yourself up by your bootstraps drat it!"
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Jul 4, 2015 04:05
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So they mean yesterday before Bush because things weren't bad and hey that name seems familiar
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Jul 4, 2015 04:09
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If that is the worst they can dig up on Hillary Clinton then lol.
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hillary clinton: may have been influenced by money, please ignore all the other money that influences us ty also lol at how vague that poo poo is
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Fulchrum posted:The only quotes he got right are from the sociopathic 1 percenter and the religious fundamentalist. Says a hell of a lot more than he intended. I finally watched this thing, and what sticks with me the most is he couldn't even get the show's name correct. quote:I'm auditioning for any part I can get in the Simpstons.
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I'll at least give them credit for a good Dumb and Dumber shop. Lol at tossing in "Maybe used the Clinton Foundation, but we're not sure to such a laughable degree that we won't even make a declarative statement on the issue in an attack ad. Jesus, this is a weak point, please move along quickly" Also, holy poo poo that picture of Clinton in the red looks way too much like my grandma. What kind of monster puts out a hit piece on my grandma? She doesn't even really understand email, rear end in a top hat.
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My reaction to all of their problems with Sanders is like "the gently caress's wrong with that?"
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Jul 4, 2015 04:47
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I will be fair to Ted Cruz and say his Ned Flanders was...passable. Of course Harry Shearer doesn't voice Ned Flanders so there will be no need to replace him.
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Jul 4, 2015 04:55
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Supraluminal posted:Everything on Bernie's side looks good to me. Let's do this! If he really said to raise taxes without Congress' consent then that's kinda dumb (of him, not understanding the legislative process). I'm guessing that refers to letting the Bush Tax Cuts expire, though.
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The Nastier Nate posted:I will be fair to Ted Cruz and say his Ned Flanders was...passable. Of course Harry Shearer doesn't voice Ned Flanders so there will be no need to replace him. Neither of these statements are correct.
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computer parts posted:If he really said to raise taxes without Congress' consent then that's kinda dumb (of him, not understanding the legislative process). I have no idea exactly what that bullet point is referring to, but do you really think Sanders would have made a mistake based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the legislative process? Come on.
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Supraluminal posted:I have no idea exactly what that bullet point is referring to, but do you really think Sanders would have made a mistake based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the legislative process? Come on. If it's letting the tax cuts expire it's also a lie, because congress passed those cuts with an expiration date. So congress already approved those increases, a different congress, but it was still congress.
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computer parts posted:If he really said to raise taxes without Congress' consent then that's kinda dumb (of him, not understanding the legislative process). Apparently they're referring to a letter Sanders sent to the president a few months back urging him to close tax loopholes by executive order. You can read the full letter here. Whether the president actually has the authority to do this without the consent of Congress is... debatable.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Of course Harry Shearer doesn't voice Ned Flanders so there will be no need to replace him.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Yeah he does, along with Mr. Burns, Smithers, Principal Skinner, Otto, Lenny, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, and Jasper. He does not, however, voice either Lisa or Homer, meaning there was no good reason to subject us to his mangling of that exchange.
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Jul 4, 2015 05:25
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Grey Fox posted:To be fair, Harry probably feels threatened by Ted's ability to be an even bigger turd in the punchbowl than him. If you've heard any of Harry Shearer's Le Show, you'll know he is almost certainly about as anti-Republican as they come.
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Jul 4, 2015 05:26
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Holy poo poo The Simpsons is still a thing? In 2015? Jesus christ
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Rasczak posted:Holy poo poo The Simpsons is still a thing? In 2015? Jesus christ They're trying to break 30 seasons but I think they're pretty close to the end. They did just get renewed for two more seasons though.
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computer parts posted:They're trying to break 30 seasons but I think they're pretty close to the end. Yeah, season 27 and 28, there's even basically an entire channel that's just simpsons 24/7 5 (I think?) days a week.
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ComradeCosmobot posted:If you've heard any of Harry Shearer's Le Show, you'll know he is almost certainly about as anti-Republican as they come.  http://www.salon.com/2015/05/14/the...ns_will_follow/ quote:Shearer, by his own admission, embraces his role as the turd in the punch bowl, particularly during contract negotiations.
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Drastic Actions posted:Q: "90% tax rate on some Americans? Which ones?" Yup, this one caught my eye too. Stupid Republicans can't even defend our benevolent job creators.
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Joementum posted:Pool report of Hillary on the campaign trail:
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