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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Wanamingo posted:

Anybody know what it's actually made out of?

Pork, cukes, and corn, I believe. It came from Taiwan via Reddit.

e: and it cost 33 cents at the time.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:38

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Wanamingo posted:

This is amazing.

Anybody know what it's actually made out of?

Pure spite.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:51

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

^^^

also possibly some kind of red bean paste

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:19

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Toriori posted:

I've never tried haloumi but it sounds sooo good. Finally saw a very small piece of it at a local deli for $9. Maybe I'll buy one one day.

If you have a Trader Joe's near you they sell it at pretty reasonable prices.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:29

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Decrepus posted:

How It's Made is awesome except that everything in the world is extruded out of a loving nozzle. Ok I understand how everything is made now thank you History Channel.

*Science Channel :science:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:35

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Hirayuki posted:

Pork, cukes, and corn, I believe. It came from Taiwan via Reddit.

e: and it cost 33 cents at the time.

Thought you said puke, corks, and corn at first.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 09:46

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I don't understand why I find this thread to be the funniest on the entire forums. This is the second time something in this thread has made me laugh helplessly, this and the Sad Pea Soup. I don't understand. Ohhhh god.

AnonSpore posted:

Maybe an egg yolk held in cube shape by the surrounding meat.

I WANT IT MORE!!!!!!

I mean...I guess it's probably fine? Or something? I have no idea why you would use chocolate frosting in mole. Mole isn't supposed to be sweet, right? Why?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 10:49

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bringmyfishback posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 10:53

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

goodbye, thread

i want this to be the only relic of america in 2000 years.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 11:15

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

KozmoNaut posted:

inb4 Desperado Bones corrects you on the pronunciations of mole.

It's mol-eh, as in guacamole. :mexico:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 11:47

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
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Wasabi the J posted:

inb4 Desperado Bones corrects you on the pronunciations of mole.

It's mol-eh, as in guacamole.

I know, but I just can't read it any other way.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 11:53

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Wasabi the J posted:

inb4 Desperado Bones corrects you on the pronunciations of mole.

It's mol-eh, as in guacamole.

I've never heard of mole as a food type before so I thought it was the animal covered in chocolate until this post

# ? Jul 8, 2015 12:07

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bringmyfishback posted:

I mean...I guess it's probably fine? Or something? I have no idea why you would use chocolate frosting in mole. Mole isn't supposed to be sweet, right? Why?

Mole is a cocoa sauce and can be slightly sweet. I guess this is just the version suited for American palates.

I sometimes make a slightly sweet dark chocolate sauce to go with venison and it's delicious.

But yes frosting is probably too sweet.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 12:10

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Holy poo poo and I thought Asterix was just making poo poo up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc&t=133s

# ? Jul 8, 2015 12:27

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bringmyfishback posted:

I mean...I guess it's probably fine? Or something? I have no idea why you would use chocolate frosting in mole. Mole isn't supposed to be sweet, right? Why?

Who the gently caress takes a bite of a mole dish and thinks "You know what would make this better? Chocolate frosting"

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:09

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

bringmyfishback posted:

I don't understand why I find this thread to be the funniest on the entire forums. This is the second time something in this thread has made me laugh helplessly, this and the Sad Pea Soup. I don't understand. Ohhhh god.

I mean...I guess it's probably fine? Or something? I have no idea why you would use chocolate frosting in mole. Mole isn't supposed to be sweet, right? Why?

This is...so wrong.

Mole already has chocolate, but not like this, not frosting. That's so wrong. For gently caress's sake, they already sell mole sauce ready to serve for the lazy ones. :mexico:

(Mole can be sort of sweet, if you don't want it too spicy, but will never taste like just chocolate)

Edit: By the way, the chocolate used for making mole paste is already cheaper than frosting (In my country, unless things are different in the USA).

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:16

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Yeah that's about the best way to sum it up.

Not like this!
NOT LIKE THIS! :cry:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:24

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Pomp posted:

i want this to be the only relic of america in 2000 years.

Likely a religious symbol, an offering to the gods

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:29

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
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I'm tempted to make up some actual decent mole for lunch in the hopes that it might atone for that horrible thing's existence.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:57

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

I still don't know what that toaster oven sausage thing is supposed to be

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:04

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Humphrey Vasel posted:

I still don't know what that toaster oven sausage thing is supposed to be

he is making a hotdog and a bun obv

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:23

HP Artsandcrafts: Oct 3, 2012

KFC Hong Kong is now selling some unholy combination of fried chicken and pizza called the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken.

As advertised:

Real life:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:12

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

KFC Hong Kong is now selling some unholy combination of fried chicken and pizza called the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken.

As advertised:

Real life:

So it's like a fried chicken parmesan. I wouldn't eat it but it's not totally insane I guess

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:14

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

It might've been okay-ish if it were boneless, but as it is, ehh.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:16

manderson: Aug 12, 2005; Human Extraordinaire

Uh, I would eat the hell out of that.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:54

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Desperado Bones posted:

This is...so wrong.

Mole already has chocolate, but not like this, not frosting. That's so wrong. For gently caress's sake, they already sell mole sauce ready to serve for the lazy ones.
(Mole can be sort of sweet, if you don't want it too spicy, but will never taste like just chocolate)

Edit: By the way, the chocolate used for making mole paste is already cheaper than frosting (In my country, unless things are different in the USA).

Premade mole is in supermarkets here, too, and is cheaper than frosting.

People post bizarre recipes repurposing unexpected ingredients for the attention, though.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:05

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Humphrey Vasel posted:

I still don't know what that toaster oven sausage thing is supposed to be

You've never had a traditional Sausage Crack 'n' Egg?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:07

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

goodbye, thread

I like to imagine it's a slightly more ambitious version of this

edit: I relate to this picture because as a child I tried to make cup noodles on a stove top. The results were very similar.

Crocoswine has a new favorite as of 20:36 on Jul 8, 2015

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:34

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That has to be one of my favourite pictures. They just had to get the poor kid to pose with it.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:38

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The look on that kid's face. He's seen some poo poo.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:39

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

If you want to enjoy that picture fully, stare at it while Radiohead's No Surprises plays.

Just to get the atmosphere of melancholy right.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:48

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If you want to enjoy that picture fully, stare at it while Radiohead's No Surprises plays.

This was pretty good.

The ''sad Bruce Banner walking away music'' also works in this context.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:36

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:50

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exquisite tea posted:

This looks delicious and the other three dozen feral cats in my colony agree. Is this anywhere near the burned out bus factory in Texarkana? If not can you pick us up

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:02

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bringmyfishback posted:

I don't understand why I find this thread to be the funniest on the entire forums. This is the second time something in this thread has made me laugh helplessly, this and the Sad Pea Soup. I don't understand. Ohhhh god.

I WANT IT MORE!!!!!!

I mean...I guess it's probably fine? Or something? I have no idea why you would use chocolate frosting in mole. Mole isn't supposed to be sweet, right? Why?

In a similar vein

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:02

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

FlyinPingu posted:

I like to imagine it's a slightly more ambitious version of this

edit: I relate to this picture because as a child I tried to make cup noodles on a stove top. The results were very similar.

I feel like this kid represents the general feel of this thread

We are all this kid

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:50

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