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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Mr. Squishy posted:



Getting some Harry Potter vibes with the golden bookmagic.
Is Henry Rollins playing the dummy?

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Starring Jack Black as R. L. Stine as Charlie Chan?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

The MSJ posted:

Hitman!!!


I don't care if this movie is poo poo, this poster is pretty legit.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

OOOOOH.

Now that I see it in thumbnail, I get it!

That's fuckin' good.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Star Man posted:

I don't care if this movie is poo poo, this poster is pretty legit.

Agreed. Also I like the logo a lot more than the one the games use.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I went to an AMC theater a few hours ago to see some garbage movie, but on the way in, I noticed a stack of those Terminator head posters sitting on a table in the lobby with a bunch of other promo materials from other movies and I picked one up. Heads up in case any of y'all want to grab one too. I'm sure it varies from theater to theater but maybe you'll be able to find one too.

I got a few, but they feel so cheap so I'm probably gonna blow them up with a firecracker or something.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

CelticPredator posted:

I went for it. Why not.



:golfclap: Now that's a movie I wanna see.


:wtc: lord that's awful

sexy fucking muskrat fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jul 8, 2015

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Lance Storm?!?!?


This is awful. Why not just do one of Brody in his kitchen while he's at it?

Waffleman_ posted:

The joke is that that was the tagline spoken in the opening of the Goosebumps show.

So it's actually incredibly goddamn fitting.

Sorry. I was in my twenties when Goosebumps became a thing.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Why are there sinister seagulls in this Jaws poster? IDGI.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

I really like this as an illustration, but as a movie poster for jaws I don't think it works at all just because it seems to be advertising a completely different movie.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Why are there sinister seagulls in this Jaws poster? IDGI.

Trying to save money. This way they can reuse it for "The birds" posters and they'll only have to redraw the title.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Star Man posted:

I don't care if this movie is poo poo, this poster is pretty legit.

A shame that they just photoshopped Daniel Craig's silhouette from the Quantum of Solace poster though.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The MSJ posted:



Hitman!!!



This movie will probably suck balls, but drat that's a nice poster.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Sleeveless posted:

Agreed. Also I like the logo a lot more than the one the games use.



What am I even looking at here?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

BonoMan posted:

What am I even looking at here?

It's referenced to as a fleur de lys, but it always looked more like a stylized lizard to me.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

It's referenced to as a fleur de lys, but it always looked more like a stylized lizard to me.

Would make more sense if it's a chameleon.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

it's a disected manta ray

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I see a penguin that's about to pick a flower

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
What are you guys smoking? It's clearly a chinchilla

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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It's Zorack.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I like that Agent 47 poster but it's wasted on what will certainly be crap. I wish they'd saved it for High Rise.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


It's cool, High Rise already has a dope as gently caress poster.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

flashy_mcflash posted:

I like that Agent 47 poster but it's wasted on what will certainly be crap. I wish they'd saved it for High Rise.

Does High Rise feature a character with an iconic red tie

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Party Boat posted:

It's cool, High Rise already has a dope as gently caress poster.



Too bad there's still no trailer or release date for it.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

BonoMan posted:

What am I even looking at here?

The original game came out in the year 2000 and that logo looked lovely even then.

I think it's supposed to be a stylized H and M for "Hitman" (and maybe also an O and M for "Ort-Meyer", the doctor who originally cloned 47 and whose lab is covered with the insignia) making up a fleur de lis, but in execution it looks like the logo for some late-90s gaming portal.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Party Boat posted:

It's cool, High Rise already has a dope as gently caress poster.



I'm pretty sure that was the original book cover.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

The logo looks like a scorpion imo

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Mr. Squishy posted:



Getting some Harry Potter vibes with the golden bookmagic.

Some studio exec is going to (or possibly already has) kill themselves for not insisting this be based on One Day at Horrorland after seeing the insane success of Jurassic World.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


I swear I had a joke for this but I can't remember

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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How you gonna relax out with arrows on yo back? smh

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Why is the blackbird lady dressed like a red robot?

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

It's the blood of her enemies, showing she's become a demon. This is the movie where she loses her eye and founds her own nation of mercenaries after she just can't stop killing.

A True Jar Jar Fan fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jul 8, 2015

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Why are they giving the Green Arrow's sidekick her own movie?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why is the blackbird lady dressed like a red robot?

Corporate synergy with the Arizona Cardinals.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Surlaw posted:

It's the blood of her enemies, showing she's become a demon. This is the movie where she loses her eye and founds her own nation of mercenaries after she just can't stop killing.

I'm Young Adult~
I'm wild~
I'm breaking up insiiiide~

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I'm pretty sure that was the original book cover.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Surlaw posted:

It's the blood of her enemies, showing she's become a demon. This is the movie where she loses her eye and founds her own nation of mercenaries after she just can't stop killing.

I hope the movie ends like the infamous DOOM story.

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Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


Is there a new rule about pirate movies that the pirates have to be really gay now?

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