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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

lol futurology future fetishists

see once we are all mind avatars i will be popular and successful because of my wit and inner attractiveness which are unappreciated in present society because im a slovenly mumbling creep

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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Bloody posted:

except a socialist instead of a libertarian

Bloody posted:

so literally the opposite?

in the real world outside your hosed up country socialism and libertarianism are not mutually exclusive

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

idk unions love him and he doesn't hate women so he's an alright guy in my book

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i miss that congressman old dude who had the fineass redhead wife

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

quote:

Newly in from England with no knowledge of who Dennis was other than being a Member of Congress, Elizabeth walked into Kucinich's office on 4 May 2005. They had an eight-minute meeting on monetary policy. The second time they met was in New Mexico at another policy event later that month. While in New Mexico they decided to get married and three months later they did so, on 21 August 2005.

They describe their meeting as "soul recognition", the details of which were written about in depth in "The Love song of Dennis J. Kucinich"[14] and "How Kucinich found love"[15]

Elizabeth and Dennis Kucinich's marriage and deep affection for each other has continued to be a point of public interest. Regularly described as lovebirds,[16][17] headlines like "Rep. Kucinich spotted canoodling with wife at train station" [18] and "Kucinich gets some love on an escalator" [19] are not uncommon.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Bloody posted:

except a socialist instead of a libertarian

Bloody posted:

so literally the opposite?

culturally they hit the same "the system is hosed" buttons for impressionable people.

i mean ron paul 08's rise to fame on reddit was after 8 years of the bush admin. "scale down this patriot act poo poo and get the feds out of weed and gay marriage" is about as far into his message as most people bothered to go.

at least this time internet people are blindly clamoring for someone who might actually want to help them?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i miss that congressman old dude who had the fineass redhead wife

kucinich?



g a m e

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

kwinkles posted:

here is an art project that does that with low res grayscale photos and it will literally take longer than the current age of the universe to do all the pictures:

http://petapixel.com/2013/02/07/exhibition-uses-a-computer-to-generate-every-possible-photograph/

24 bits per pixel
180*320 image

2^(180*320*24) = 2^1,382,400

phone calculator just says error when trying to evaluate that number.

i just did them all

you cannot disprove the above statement

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Jonad posted:

literally just ron paul 2.0

but socialism is good

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

is the system hosed?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

kucinich?



g a m e

kucinich & sanders 2016

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

My husbands friend and childhood neighbor sent me a photo is a USPS receipt and asked me to track it for him since he didn't know how. I noticed my address on there with a fake name.

My husband said that his friend has been talking about shipping 6 pounds of weed to a guy in our state, while they were at work together. He didn't know our address was being used and had tried to convince his friend to not do anything stupid.

I'm really strictly drug free. No weed, no drugs at all. It's illegal in Texas, we live in an area where it has to pass the checkpoint and my husband isn't a citizen. I don't want this risk near us, I don't want to be used for some low level pot heads drug schemes.

What am I legally at risk for and what can I do to prevent anything happening to my family?

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

My husbands friend and childhood neighbor sent me a photo is a USPS receipt and asked me to track it for him since he didn't know how. I noticed my address on there with a fake name.

My husband said that his friend has been talking about shipping 6 pounds of weed to a guy in our state, while they were at work together. He didn't know our address was being used and had tried to convince his friend to not do anything stupid.

I'm really strictly drug free. No weed, no drugs at all. It's illegal in Texas, we live in an area where it has to pass the checkpoint and my husband isn't a citizen. I don't want this risk near us, I don't want to be used for some low level pot heads drug schemes.

What am I legally at risk for and what can I do to prevent anything happening to my family?

Clearly they should post about the illegal drug shipping operation going on at your house instead of calling a lawyer.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

BONGHITZ posted:

is the system hosed?

the system
is down

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the system
is down

WAKE UP

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

Clearly they should post about x instead of calling a lawyer.

that is the entire synopsis of r/legaladvice and all non-lawyer-derived legal advice, yes

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

newreply.php posted:

i just did them all

you cannot disprove the above statement

p easy to disprove that u have or ever will do anybody

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I'm a 19 year old virgin, and the most I have done is made out with two girls. It's kind of sad. Especially since I'm not even unattractive or disliked or anything. I'm 5'10, pretty slender and fit, no acne, perfect teeth,and have thick black hair. I wouldn't say I'm a male model or anything, but like a solid 7.5. The thing is that most girls at nightclubs seem to go for the big burly 6'4 guys who seem to convey traditional looks. I would say I'm more like Anna Kendrick and girls seem to go for the Kate Upton male equivalents.

But my looks definitely aren't the problem, it would just be a bit easier if I was a 10 and not a 7.5. The issue is that I'm fairly awkward. It's not like I'm socially awkward, I can hold a serious conversation with a 40 year old about politics or some poo poo, but I suck at seduction talk. Some really hot, really blunt, European friend of mine said I sound monotone and like I'm high, and that I always speak in my low voice. To compare myself to someone really well, I am like Steve Carrell's character in Crazy, Stupid, Love. Or Landry Clarke in Friday Night Lights. My female friends were making fun of me how I basically tried to dance with a girl at the night club by walking up slowly and normally up tight and saying "uhhh hi".

I also find like there are so many retarded issues in the dating game. Here are some: - it's seen as only appropriate to legitimately hit on girls at clubs, but that's like the worst place for legitimate relationships. Mainly just drunken promises and poo poo. - girls never use verbal communication yet complain about guys who mis-assume. -it's seen as weird to go for strangers but also weird to pursue girls in your quasi group of friends.

So, in general it sucks. I feel like 40 year old chicks would dig me, but not my age group. But not all is bad, there have been some indicators of interest lately. It's hard to tell and go for it though. 1. girl I know had her hand on my knee for like 15 secs at club. 2. european blunt chick gave me that look. I also definitely don't give off the "creepy" vibe that other guys get called, girls say, so I can be more assertive.

So, how do I up my game? I'm loving sick of being alone. Also, tinder sucks. Even with my cool travel pics and everything I only got 20 matches in 4 days in other country and 6 in 3 days here. Not many are great "quality" either. Meanwhile, literally obese (no offence to her) girl I know got 500 in a week in foreign country with me.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

"im a 7.5" - literally everyone

sorry fuckers, 5 is average, half of you are below that

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
[–]Big_Test_Icicle 0 points 1 month ago
What is your beef with all of this? If you do not like Uber or their business model then shut the gently caress up and use another service. No one is forcing you to use Uber.
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[–]xXxCreedFan420xXx -2 points 1 month ago
"What is your beef with all of this? If you do not like slavery or their business model then shut the gently caress up and use another service. No one is forcing you to use slavery.
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[–]Big_Test_Icicle 3 points 1 month ago
You're right thus I would probably not use slaves. How is this a valid argument?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lol reddit is so terrible

Swolegoat
Nov 4, 2011
more like crapdit

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Bloody posted:

"im a 7.5" - literally everyone

sorry fuckers, 5 is average, half of you are below that

not if 7.5 is median

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i would probably not use slaves.

but lets not rule it out completely right!! i mean if liek eeveryone else had them then like of course it woudl just be teh done thign you know. but liek yeah definitely against it. free market.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Plank Walker posted:

not if 7.5 is median

everything involving humans is a normal distribution so mean == median

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Bloody posted:

"im a 7.5" - literally everyone

sorry fuckers, 5 is average, half of you are below that
7.5 is "average" in video game reviews too

makes you think

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I was at my cousin's house and she invited her friend over. We watched a movie together and every time there was a funny line we would turn to each other and laugh. As she was leaving she reached for my hand. Now normally I would pull my hand back cause I'm afraid of being touched/touching someone, but this time I let her touch it. As she touched it I kind of did this thing where I rubbed my thumb over her hand. It was quick, but I'm afraid that I did something super creepy. Any thoughts on this?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Met a girl on Tinder. We hit it off.

Tinder said her age was 24 but in reality she's 17 and hasn't graduated high school.

She's interested in going on a date. I've only dated girls older than me up to this point.

I don't really have any intentions of breaking any laws with this girl but I want to know your opinions and if, as a goatee-wearing 21 year old who frequently gets told he looks more like 25, would it be considered weird or creepy by friends, family, etc. that I'm interested in this girl or that we're dating?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Luigi Thirty posted:

I was at my cousin's house and she invited her friend over. We watched a movie together and every time there was a funny line we would turn to each other and laugh. As she was leaving she reached for my hand. Now normally I would pull my hand back cause I'm afraid of being touched/touching someone, but this time I let her touch it. As she touched it I kind of did this thing where I rubbed my thumb over her hand. It was quick, but I'm afraid that I did something super creepy. Any thoughts on this?

:sproing:

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

faxlore posted:

But he has a server farm. Only a month!

Someone actually perfects the quantum computer and uses it to troll. It doesn't get better than that.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

I was at my cousin's house and she invited her friend over. We watched a movie together and every time there was a funny line we would turn to each other and laugh. As she was leaving she reached for my hand. Now normally I would pull my hand back cause I'm afraid of being touched/touching someone, but this time I let her touch it. As she touched it I kind of did this thing where I rubbed my thumb over her hand. It was quick, but I'm afraid that I did something super creepy. Any thoughts on this?

kind of cute if they were 14 , but knowing reddit they're both 25 and wearing diapers watching the lego movie or osmething

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Last Chance posted:

kind of cute if they were 14 , but knowing reddit they're both 25 and wearing diapers watching the lego movie or osmething

it was the lion king and fursuits

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Last Chance posted:

kind of cute if they were 14 , but knowing reddit they're both 25 and wearing diapers watching the lego movie or osmething

21(m) and 21(f) apparently

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
one of my favorite things about reddit is that women have to post [f] on gonewild even though a man has not posted on gonewild since 2009. if someone fails to post [f] they get yelled at and possible deleted or w/e because dear god who wants to see a cock


i mean so i've been told anyhow

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

one of my favorite things about reddit is that women have to post [f] on gonewild even though a man has not posted on gonewild since 2009. if someone fails to post [f] they get yelled at and possible deleted or w/e because dear god who wants to see a cock


i mean so i've been told anyhow

men often post and get downvoted to hell but you still see them in the new section. men will post their dicks anywhere

though teh absolute paranoia of people on gw and elsewhere that simply cannot enjoy a picture if there is a remote chance that it could be of a man is hilarious

*picture of a woman with slightly large hands*

IT MUST BE A MAN!! WHERE IS TEH VAGINA!!!

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
also writing prompts is really bad

[WP] Many parents now require their children to wear "worldview protectors" in school that automatically censor the teacher's speech whenever it conflicts with the parents' worldview.WRITING PROMPT



2065
[WP] One day people's spirit animals appear and they turn out to be first generation Pokemon. You are happy with your Charmander, since most got a Magikarp. Your significant other, who has never seen Pokemon, calls and is very excited about their "blue-eyed, pink, floating cat-like thing".


(EU) You have the most well respected and feared job in all of the world. You go into the wild, and put down rabid Pokemon who've killed humans.ESTABLISHED UNIVERSE
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these aren't that bad but it used to be like thought provoking atheism 101

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

who wants to see a cock

text me

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
there's nothing thought-provoking about atheism

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Stymie posted:

there's nothing thought-provoking about atheism

what if God were ded

makes u think.

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eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
existence is meaningless

exit: regardless of deities

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