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Shoehead posted:Do you really want to know? Yes.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:16 |
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slomomofo posted:ed: or this one "Baby patting machine" Might just put mods out of business
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:53 |
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freelop posted:Did nobody point out that in order to "make it your way" you need to follow their instructions? A man chooses, a slave obeys.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 16:09 |
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slomomofo posted:
I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police!
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 17:09 |
Fried Watermelon posted:I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police! Aatrek account spotted
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 17:17 |
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QUACKTASTIC posted:"Baby patting machine" Switch out the hand with a rubber mallet and turn the baby around, and you've got yourself a new invention right there.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:10 |
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blarzgh posted:Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:16 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police! Babies getting spanked in porn? You got some weird taste friend
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:21 |
QUACKTASTIC posted:"Baby patting machine" Tell me when it's a baby battin machine and we might be in business-
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:31 |
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freelop posted:Did nobody point out that in order to "make it your way" you need to follow their instructions? People hate our adverts because they're annoying and intrusive. What can we do to make people watch them? Let's turn them into games! Why, they'll probably be more interested in the ads that the programme they're watching.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:20 |
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I assume this was a joke.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:21 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police! Bet you've never seen this one in a porn before: tl;dr- double-hitter bong where end 26 goes in a gal's vajayjay with the assumption that the vibration of the bubbling water will get her off. Why any lady would ever want bong water up in her business I have no idea...
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 00:20 |
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God drat stoners will make a bong out of anything.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 00:47 |
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There is (was?) a porn site that was just videos of dudes doing vag-bong rips and then having sex with the woman after blazing it. I saw it linked in some thread on these forums when vag bongs were mentioned a few years back.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:05 |
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So do you carb the butthole or what?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:13 |
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QUACKTASTIC posted:"Baby patting machine" It's a baby killing machine!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:30 |
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mds2 posted:So do you carb the butthole or what? inquiring minds want to know
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:40 |
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slomomofo posted:
People seem to have skipped the patent for the laser cat toy and they really shouldn't. quote:2. Discussion of the Prior Art quote:DESCRIPTION OF THE PREFERRED EMBODIMENTS quote:CLAIMS(4) So technical! I am however unsure of why the Cat Owner(12) is apparently a hobo.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:55 |
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Internet Wizard posted:There is (was?) a porn site that was just videos of dudes doing vag-bong rips and then having sex with the woman after blazing it. I saw it linked in some thread on these forums when vag bongs were mentioned a few years back. I chose the wrong career path.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 03:57 |
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slomomofo posted:Bet you've never seen Someone's never seen Deep Throat. Everything's better with Coke.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:06 |
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Maytag posted:Someone's never seen Deep Throat. Everything's better with Coke. Including rape.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:16 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:45 |
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Internet Wizard posted:There is (was?) a porn site that was just videos of dudes doing vag-bong rips and then having sex with the woman after blazing it. I saw it linked in some thread on these forums when vag bongs were mentioned a few years back. https://www.beaverbong.com
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:51 |
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And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:00 |
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Pentaro posted:And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning. I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:14 |
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Do not even dare to neglect that tagline.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:36 |
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Choco1980 posted:I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit. It looks like a picture of the actor that played the original alien, with the suit's head off. Edit: yup
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:09 |
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Stoatbringer posted:People hate our adverts because they're annoying and intrusive. What can we do to make people watch them?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:36 |
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Kubrick actually did that to the actor didn't he? I mean of course he did.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:39 |
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That seems ludicrously unsanitary.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:46 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:52 |
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Pedro's campaign is coming along nicely.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:59 |
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syscall girl posted:Kubrick actually did that to the actor didn't he? I mean of course he did.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:28 |
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Choco1980 posted:I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit. That's because he's the companion action figure: MAN-ALIEN
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:34 |
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Pentaro posted:And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning. This looks like one of the aliens from "Attack Of The The Eye Creatures".
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 10:40 |
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slomomofo posted:Bet you've never seen this one in a porn before: A bong?? In my vagina???? It's more likely than you think.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:17 |
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I don't think getting bong water anywhere near a vagina is a good idea, have you ever seen how gross that poo poo gets after a few hits?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:29 |
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Shoehead posted:I don't think getting bong water anywhere near a vagina is a good idea, have you ever seen how gross that poo poo gets after a few hits? Don't hit women, you monster. Especially in their vaginas.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:34 |
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syscall girl posted:Kubrick actually did that to the actor didn't he? I mean of course he did. Somebody beat me but yeah, other trivia: It scratched Malcolm McDowell's corneas if that's what you were wondering. And the doctor giving eye drops kept being so amazed that he was in a movie that he kept forgetting to put the drops in, almost making McDowell blind anyway. McDowell also got broken rib bones from the scene when his former Droogs / now police officers kick the poo poo out of him and he almost drowned in that scene too. Oh and Kubrick took some of McDowell's pay for playing ping pong.
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