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ElMaligno posted:Hail Gay Satan.
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ElMaligno posted:I signed my 6 year re-enlistment paperwork and doing the oath poo poo next week. You're currently king of the idiots in GiP. Sorry, Juan.
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Jul 9, 2015 23:51
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You're currently king of the idiots in GiP. Sorry, Juan. Kiss the ring, bitch
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Jul 10, 2015 00:09
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ElMaligno posted:Kiss the ring, bitch lmfbo you signed away another 6 years of your worthless life for what amounts to 2k more in take home pay a year. brilliant
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Jul 10, 2015 00:12
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I'd pay 2k per year left on my contract to get out early.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:14
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At least he joined the coasties instead of the army or marines like most of us idiots.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:15
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:lmfbo you signed away another 6 years of your worthless life for what amounts to 2k more in take home pay a year. brilliant not going to deny any of this man, i am going to defer to a specialist about this. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You're currently king of the idiots in GiP. Sorry, Juan.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:20
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Mike-o posted:At least he joined the coasties instead of the army or marines like most of us idiots. Like getting the participation medal at the special olympics.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:26
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At least he got that medal. 
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Jul 10, 2015 00:30
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just imagine, in 30 years mangina will be a swarthy version of this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn8gASbAxkA 
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Jul 10, 2015 01:58
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the funniest part is he put it in the TSP.
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Jul 10, 2015 02:57
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:the funniest part is he put it in the TSP. i know a former classmate who is buying a harley with the bonus. As her first bike. L O L
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Jul 10, 2015 03:58
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not caring here posted:Never underestimate how dumb people are. Being from Texas, I got the reverse living in Australia. Do i ride a horse, rodeos, vote for Bush (was in 2004) all the fun stuff. Except guns, of course, that part is true.
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Jul 10, 2015 07:05
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ElMaligno posted:i know a former classmate who is buying a harley with the bonus. is she hot? don't answer that, we know the answer
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Jul 10, 2015 14:39
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PathAsc posted:is she hot? She is actually hot, just dumb as a sack of bricks. No, I'm not posting pictures I am not that idiotic.
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Jul 10, 2015 18:41
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ElMaligno posted:She is actually hot, just dumb as a sack of bricks. *Citation needed
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Jul 10, 2015 18:42
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ElMaligno posted:i know a former classmate who is buying a harley with the bonus. She's gonna low side that piece of poo poo in one year and become the biggest motorcycle safety advocate guaranteed.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:09
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Shooting Blanks posted:*Citation needed im starting to think sharing my idiotic decision in here was a far bigger idiotic thing than signing away my life LOL. Wasabi the J posted:She's gonna low side that piece of poo poo in one year and become the biggest motorcycle safety advocate guaranteed. More like scream how motorcycles are actually dangerous machines and no one should ride them.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:44
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ElMaligno posted:More like scream how motorcycles are actually dangerous machines and no one should ride them. yeah but that's true
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Jul 11, 2015 02:17
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Wasabi the J posted:She's gonna low side that piece of poo poo in one year and become the biggest motorcycle safety advocate guaranteed. You give her a year? I give her a month
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Jul 11, 2015 02:32
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jaegerx posted:You give her a year? I give her a month She's even more likely to do it at the MSI course, after being told repeatedly not to bring her loving ride because she'll gently caress it up/fail/all of the above.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:33
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My money's on that instead of turning into a ATGATT type, she'll start referring to bikes as "murdercycles" and riders as "organ donors."
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Jul 11, 2015 05:09
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Wearing the stupid shiny vest would suck all the fun out of riding a motorcycle for me.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:22
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Casimir Radon posted:Wearing the stupid shiny vest would suck all the fun out of riding a motorcycle for me. Bitch, you'd look fabulous
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Jul 11, 2015 11:17
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Casimir Radon posted:Wearing the stupid shiny vest would suck all the fun out of riding a motorcycle for me. They canc'd that poo poo for us roughly a year after the program started because the fatality and accident rate went up more in that year than any year past. Supposedly there were people loving with ~are trups~ on bikes because of it, lmao. I believe it, considering the amount of robberies that happened to dumb boots who fell prey to a certain few individuals who'd stage a fender bender then take their poo poo. Your DoD sticker is a target dipshit, a shiny vest is even better.
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Jul 11, 2015 14:35
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Pretty sure I've posted stuff from the most outspoken ARE TROOPS 'MURICAH veteran on my Facebook friends list, but I might just make daily posts in here of poo poo he posts. Like this: 
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Jul 11, 2015 21:36
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Don't farmers live in a state of perpetually bankruptcy and generally live miserable lives.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:39
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Bolow posted:Don't farmers live in a state of perpetually bankruptcy and generally live miserable lives. Yeah but they also get a Farm Bureau newsletter which tells them how Obama is going to regulate their mud puddles and how big city liberals literally think that food comes from supermarkets and want to turn all farms into wildlife preserves and cities. Which in turn means that they get bumper stickers that say "NO FARMS NO FOOD" and an incredible sense of smugness.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:43
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Bolow posted:Don't farmers live in a state of perpetually bankruptcy and generally live miserable lives. Only the bad (dumb) ones!
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Jul 11, 2015 21:52
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Bolow posted:Don't farmers live in a state of perpetually bankruptcy and generally live miserable lives. My mom's side of the family are farmers, and yes. They have ~money~ mostly in the sense of they have a lot of land, but they pretty much poor as poo poo. Farming has a shitton of overhead costs. But yeah, my thought process was pretty much that the Prius driver, while likely being an insufferable douche, probably makes MORE money, definitely has far less expenses regarding work, can probably afford to buy food without performing ungodly hours on manual labor, and probably beds chicks farmer boy could only dream of.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:53
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USMC503 posted:My mom's side of the family are farmers, and yes. They have ~money~ mostly in the sense of they have a lot of land, but they pretty much poor as poo poo. Farming has a shitton of overhead costs. Them city chicks? I want me a real gal, 14 stone who will go muddin' and fix me up a real man's dinner!
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Jul 11, 2015 22:08
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Stultus Maximus posted:Them city chicks? I want me a real gal, 14 stone who will go muddin' and fix me up a real man's dinner! Pretty sure 14 stone will affect fuel economy even on a tractor.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:20
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USMC503 posted:My mom's side of the family are farmers, and yes. They have ~money~ mostly in the sense of they have a lot of land, but they pretty much poor as poo poo. Farming has a shitton of overhead costs. nobody who drives a prius, not even married people, gets laid
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Jul 11, 2015 22:24
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if the army has taught me anything about dudes and the size of their vehicles, whoever owns that tractor must be about 2 foot 8, and probably only needs a 97 horsepower fiat to do the job he's doing.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:32
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not caring here posted:if the army has taught me anything about dudes and the size of their vehicles, whoever owns that tractor must be about 2 foot 8, and probably only needs a 97 horsepower fiat to do the job he's doing. Fiats come with that much oomph?
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Jul 11, 2015 22:35
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Fiat makes tractors. Probably don't see them in the US that much because, well, manual transmissions.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:42
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Real farmers just collect government subsidies and water rights. Poor farmers that actually farm are doing it wrong.
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Jul 11, 2015 23:25
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:nobody who drives a prius, not even married people, gets laid only people i see driving priuses anymore are east african taxi drivers
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lightpole posted:Real farmers just collect government subsidies and water rights. Poor farmers that actually farm are doing it wrong. My family actually grows But it's all tobacco and cotton. Still good money if you have more than a few acres and any idea how to use irrigation correctly. Most farmers' problems seems to be thinking having 4 acres, a tractor and a few chickens makes you a farmer
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lightpole posted:Real farmers just collect government subsidies and water rights. Poor farmers that actually farm are doing it wrong. All the farmers down in NC outside Greensboro switched to growing pot instead of tobacco because $$$. I think some of them are still collecting the "stop growing poo poo to keep prices cool" cheques, that's thinking with portals.
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