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lol if you think federal cops actually do any work
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Branis posted:seriously though do you lock up parks? I have to lock up the city park and the baseball field bathrooms every night at 10. Nah. There's one park we close the gate on so frat kids don't drunkenly drive in there to rape their dates.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:57
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There a designated date rapin area?
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Jul 16, 2015 00:59
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yeah its called congressional offices.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:There a designated date rapin area? yeah he just said it's designated to make sure frat boys don't drive around drunk, presumably because they're drunk and would have a hard time finding it and obviously drunk driving is wrong
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Jul 16, 2015 01:51
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In jurisdiction A (county) driving towards jurisdiction B (small city). About a mile from B line, get behind reckless/intoxicated operator. Call county, ask for B's dispatch. Am reminded of my location, tell county I will soon be in B so it's their problem. B dispatch answers, tells me I'm in A, starts to transfer me back to A. A and B get in discussion over who has jurisdiction. Finally get fed up and start yelling at B as to why I asked for them. Give location, description of vehicle, and reasons why I called. Have to repeat location three times. Vehicle description two more times. Reason for call an additional time. Goddamn I haven't worn a uniform in over a year and dispatch still gets on my loving nerve. Why in TYOOL 2015 do po dunk rear end places have their own PSAP? Just use goddamn county.
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Jul 16, 2015 03:48
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Because gently caress you, obviously.
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Jul 16, 2015 03:52
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because America's policing is done by a well oiled machine, perfect and without flaws http://www.vice.com/read/the-latest-disturbing-twist-in-the-case-of-the-73-year-old-who-killed-an-unarmed-black-man-in-oklahoma-714
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Jul 16, 2015 04:07
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Sounds like you were driving through my jurisdiction. Probably not though if it only took you three tries to give the dispatcher useful information. Ours usually take at least five attempts, and then maybe they might actually have what your calling about straight. Nothing else about what you told them.
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Jul 16, 2015 04:46
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I hate driving complaints because by the time the caller has called 911, answered by county, transferred to our village PD dispatcher, then dispatched to a car, the suspect vehicle is already out of town.
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Jul 16, 2015 04:57
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quickest way to get rid of a driving complaint is tell the caller they will have to sign a statement and go to court if the person contests a ticket. 99% of people stop giving a poo poo if they have to do more than just dial the police.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:52
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Lost my first prosecution yesterday. The defendant turned up alone, half an hour late in T shirt and trainers, contradicted himself a dozen times and somehow the magistrates took pity on him and let him off. Now I understand why you Americans just shoot them before they get to custody.
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Jul 17, 2015 11:10
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good ole judge hurley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnVsygATBbo
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Jul 17, 2015 18:54
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Lost my first prosecution yesterday. The defendant turned up alone, half an hour late in T shirt and trainers, contradicted himself a dozen times and somehow the magistrates took pity on him and let him off. On the other scale of things, I had a belting section 5 that went on for a year because the defendant represented himself for the first two hearings and requested outrageous stuff. He was fined £600 in court costs, later reduced to £400 and also £110 for the offence, £20 costs. Was a thing of beauty, I know the CPS get a bad rep but this prosecutor was on point and super savage.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:14
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That is a brutal fine for S.5, most people don't even get that for Affray. Don't tell me there was a Newton hearing or something
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Jul 17, 2015 22:42
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I bet that judge went into his chambers and jerked off after telling that PD and his client off.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:49
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Branis posted:I bet that judge went into his chambers and jerked off after telling that PD and his client off. I know Shep did
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Jul 17, 2015 22:51
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Month off after accruing too much leave. What a stupid rule, just let me save it and take off 2 years when I retire.
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Jul 18, 2015 00:48
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What's that? You're being charged with first degree murder? You can't make bail? Ah well, we can let you go home with an ankle monitor. You'll behave right?  http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Judge-in-Md-Murder-Trial-I-Dont-Believe-Bail-System-Is-Fair-316062181.html
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Jul 18, 2015 01:07
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Ok, bail might be broken but ignoring it and allowing home detention can't be the best solution.
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Jul 18, 2015 01:32
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:That is a brutal fine for S.5, most people don't even get that for Affray. Don't tell me there was a Newton hearing or something Wait, is there really a crime called Affray in the United Kingdom?
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Jul 18, 2015 02:04
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Dead Reckoning posted:Wait, is there really a crime called Affray in the United Kingdom? There's a crime called affray in DC.
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Jul 18, 2015 02:21
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gently caress judges. They make stupid decisions. Also ADAs. You know what, gently caress everybody. Also, I'm drunk.
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Jul 18, 2015 02:47
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gently caress you too buddy 
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Jul 18, 2015 02:59
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Whip Slagcheek posted:What's that? You're being charged with first degree murder? You can't make bail? Ah well, we can let you go home with an ankle monitor. You'll behave right? Around here you don't even need an ankle monitor.
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Jul 18, 2015 03:26
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We'll take your word for it man, no worries! Please don't go intimidating any witnesses!!! Ok maybe one, but no more!!
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Jul 18, 2015 03:45
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Affray is the best offense. When I was military police we used to report fights as affrays all the loving time because God drat is there a poo poo load of stupid paperwork and pamphlets to hand out if there's a victim. Oh you tried to push him away from you as he was beating the hell out of you? Report to your command in the morning for affray!
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Jul 18, 2015 05:20
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Affray: the victimless crime
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Jul 18, 2015 05:34
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The gently caress is affray? Still drunk. Is this one or ask a cop the drunk thread?
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Jul 18, 2015 05:59
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I know Shep did poo poo I don't need a reason to drop trou and whip it like slagcheek.
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Jul 18, 2015 06:09
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Untagged posted:good ole judge hurley 
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Jul 18, 2015 06:09
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GunForumMeme posted:The gently caress is affray? Fighting.
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Jul 18, 2015 06:32
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GunForumMeme posted:Still drunk. Is this one or ask a cop the drunk thread? You should assume that cop posting = drunk posting.
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Jul 18, 2015 07:09
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Dead Reckoning posted:Wait, is there really a crime called Affray in the United Kingdom? There is in England and Wales. In Scotland for what I think affray is, a standup fight between people would be covered by my old favourite, breach of the peace. (Yes Hezzy)
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Jul 18, 2015 12:23
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Grem posted:Fighting. Hmm. Still prefer the DisCon blanket. Shooting Blanks posted:You should assume that cop posting = drunk posting. Truth.
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Jul 18, 2015 12:28
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drinking makes me feel gross inside.
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Jul 18, 2015 18:48
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We have 5 (or 6 if you also use the N word) different offenses covered under the public order act. S.5 is basically being a oval office, S.4 is being even more of a oval office and can be aggravated by flavoring that with racism. S.3 is affray and then it gets serious with S.2 violent disorder where a whole group of people are kicking the piss out of someone/property and S.1 full fat riot. English riots aren't really riots though. People hardly ever die and they usually only last an afternoon because we don't want to miss teatime. If something like the LA riots happened in the UK I'm pretty sure everyone would treat it like Armageddon
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chartley posted:There is in England and Wales. In Scotland for what I think affray is, a standup fight between people would be covered by my old favourite, breach of the peace. (Yes Hezzy) BRRRRECH OAE DAE PEESH We had Scottish officers down because Hearts were playing. I tried to get them to say it as many times as possible, I love it. We also had officers from London and I had to translate
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Hezzy posted:BRRRRECH OAE DAE PEESH You haven't heard the phrase til you've worked with cops from my area. We are stereotyped as loving the legislation. That's a touch unfair but it fixes every situation! Care to comment - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3166428/British-Transport-Police-park-double-yellow-lines-Mr-Whippy-ice-cream.html silly sausages!
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