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Nostalgia4Butts posted:is this you fart sandwich Dang dude I wish. Got no sick back piece yet
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MurderBot posted:Whats smarter, getting that 2011 camaro at 20% APR fixed rate or a sweet loving full back tattoo of some Dragon Ball Z poo poo wish my back piece was as tite as that
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Jul 19, 2015 01:04
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all it needs now is some dope linkin park lyrics underneath
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holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwTH5sysquk
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that is the video tape that fart sandwiches palm slaps into his vcr every morning
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Jul 19, 2015 04:23
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Speaking of ink, I knew one dumbass Marine who had a gigantic back tattoo of the Top Gun movie logo. Like, straight off the poster. It was really weird.
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Admiral Bosch posted:Speaking of ink, I knew one dumbass Marine who had a gigantic back tattoo of the Top Gun movie logo. Like, straight off the poster. It was really weird. That was his way of telling naval aviators he was available.
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Lazy Reservist posted:That was his way of telling naval aviators he was available. no that's the ega
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:that is the video tape that fart sandwiches palm slaps into his vcr every morning Back when you could only get 56k speeds and vhs tapes of dbz were 30 bucks a pop I would download and watch these. High school was a shameful rear end time.
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I couldn't do DBZ anymore when it started taking 4 episodes to finish a fight and you could only catch that poo poo on Saturday morning. Maybe it always took 4 episodes, either way, I got bored with the same fight being the center piece. Now that it's playing on cartoon network again I can actually get my wife to turn off the TV at night. On cars: There's a kid who lives on my street, a Cpl, who up until about a week ago drove a poo poo little 01-03 Corolla. The only reason I've ever paid any attention to him is because he likes to pass all of the traffic that's doing within 5mph of the speed limit, yelling at people doing 30 in a 25 to pay attention to the speed limit. He just bought a 2016 Charger and decided to fly around me in my minivan the other day on a blind corner and while I wished for him to hit another car, karma instead planted a sheriff around the corner. I love that poo poo, watching dipshits get pulled over for being dipshits. I also must ask for forgiveness, I'm moving into base housing on Cherry Point as a civilian next month because it's cheap as gently caress and no utility bills + free lawn care.
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LCL-Dead posted:I couldn't do DBZ anymore when it started taking 4 episodes to finish a fight and you could only catch that poo poo on Saturday morning. Maybe it always took 4 episodes, either way, I got bored with the same fight being the center piece. Now that it's playing on cartoon network again I can actually get my wife to turn off the TV at night. 
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LCL-Dead posted:I also must ask for forgiveness, I'm moving into base housing on Cherry Point as a civilian next month because it's cheap as gently caress and no utility bills + free lawn care. Wait what? How are you doing this?
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LingcodKilla posted:Wait what? How are you doing this? There are two ways to move into base housing once you're a civilian. 1: Have a DoD job w/ base access 2: Be retired I am both, medically retired on #2. #1 lets you live in the house as long as you're employed by the DoD and #2 is indefinite or until, I'd imagine, housing needs the space and doesn't let you renew your lease. I won't actually sign lease papers until the 21st of August so I can provide more details then. Rent for the house I picked is $1195 and you pay it to the housing office and it covers utilities as well, with the added feature that if you are under the provisioned amount of power/water for that month they pay you back the difference. It also rolls the same way if you're over. That's $20 more in rent a month for a house in officer housing that was renovated about 12 years ago and is relatively nice, if a few hundred square feet smaller than what I'm in right now. There are stipulations, of course. I didn't have access to the newest houses built as they're all priority military only and when housing gives you a list of available houses they have to have been empty for at least 30 days or you can't chose them. People want the four bedrooms it seems so I had my pick of the crop when it came to 3 bedrooms which landed me a house on the water at the back of the base. I'd say you have to be married to get a house as well but one of my co-workers is single and currently has a house, though the fact that he has a kid out there with his ex-wife might play into that a bit.
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You know that guy from Shawshank who hangs himself when he gets out because he can't cope? It's kind of like that, but metaphorically.
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LCL-Dead posted:I also must ask for forgiveness, I'm moving into base housing on Cherry Point as a civilian next month because it's cheap as gently caress and no utility bills + free lawn care. Why ask for forgiveness? You're playing the game, you may as well get yours.
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Did you forget the part where living on base sucks? Like you can't just have friends come visit you whenever because they can't get in.
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Cojawfee posted:Did you forget the part where living on base sucks? Like you can't just have friends come visit you whenever because they can't get in. I like that you're assuming he has friends.
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Cojawfee posted:Did you forget the part where living on base sucks? Like you can't just have friends come visit you whenever because they can't get in. A small price to pay for such convenient proximity to the finest liquor stores, tattoo parlors, payday loans, car stereo installers, and women of negotiable affection.
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Stultus Maximus posted:and women of negotiable affection. I am so stealing this phrase.
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Cojawfee posted:Did you forget the part where living on base sucks? Like you can't just have friends come visit you whenever because they can't get in. Stultus Maximus posted:A small price to pay for such convenient proximity to the finest liquor stores, tattoo parlors, payday loans, car stereo installers, and women of negotiable affection. Parents were Navy, I've lived on/around bases my entire life. Got out of the Marine Corps and went right back to work on a base for the Navy. I don't have friends, this is a non-issue.
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You're fogetting the part where if you don't want people to see you, you just leave them hanging at the gate. No surprise visits from unwelcome family members/long lost loves/etc. Obviously this only works for people outside of base.
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You can do that same thing at any apartment complex/neighborhood that has a security guard at the entrance.
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Cole posted:You can do that same thing at any apartment complex/neighborhood that has a security guard at the entrance. Or just don't give out your address to people you don't want to see
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this is what a lifer looks like when theyre too broke dick to keep reupping. kinda sad really
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:this is what a lifer looks like when theyre too broke dick to keep reupping. kinda sad really Keep telling yourself that. Cheap housing and a 4 minute commute to work beats paying utilities and driving 50 miles one way every day.
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I lived so close to work that I walked when I was in the army. No rent. No utilities. The walk took about 45 seconds if I was going slow that morning. Still regularly wanted to kill myself. If they told me I had to live on base for my job, I would pay an additional utility bill to not have to. You have no friends in this. Cole fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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LCL-Dead posted:Keep telling yourself that. Cheap housing and a 4 minute commute to work beats paying utilities and driving 50 miles one way every day. lmbo
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Jul 21, 2015 03:33
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Cole posted:I lived so close to work that I walked when I was in the army. Explain yourself. Why was it so bad? He's a civilian you have to toss out the saluting and rah rah military stuff.
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Imagine you are in prison. You finally get out of prison after so many years. Your rear end in a top hat still hasn't, and may never recover from the punishment it took. What do you turn around and do? You don't go back to prison to loving live, even if you don't have to abide by the same dumbass prison rules and they give you first class accommodations. Living in the barracks was like prison with booze and more yard time.
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Cole posted:Imagine you are in prison. You finally get out of prison after so many years. Your rear end in a top hat still hasn't, and may never recover from the punishment it took. Cheap is cheap and commuting sucks balls. I'm sorry you had a tough time though. Barrack life really shouldnt be so lovely.
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smoke weed on base. have your dealer deliver to the base
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LingcodKilla posted:Cheap is cheap and commuting sucks balls. I'm sorry you had a tough time though. Barrack life really shouldnt be so lovely. Living on base with Lcpl fucknuts and CMC fucknuts as your neighbor sounds like hell. Jesus Kingsbay was so inundated with white trash sewer people that I couldn't wait to commute 40 minutes to and from work every day. This is all completely separate from any sort of rank and file bullshit. The only people living in base housing were the ones recently uplifted from the trailer park who should have been subjected to forced sterilization Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Jul 21, 2015 05:25
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I thought about that on-base housing poo poo when I got hired and just laughed really fuckin hard
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LCL-Dead posted:Keep telling yourself that. Cheap housing and a 4 minute commute to work beats paying utilities and driving 50 miles one way every day. Nope.
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Cole posted:You can do that same thing at any apartment complex/neighborhood that has a security guard at the entrance. Cole living high and mighty in the rich part of town. Who'd you suck off for a one bedroom apartment in the complex with minimum wage gate guards? Nwabudike Morgan posted:smoke weed on base. have your dealer deliver to the base Unironically this Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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