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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

If there is one thing you have to worry about in America it's the constant building and expanding of schools! Just all the time there are new, modern, not-over-capacity schools springing up. And they are always improving and expanding existing ones too. Especially in the cities!

All those construction zones are a real pain let me tell you what. You euros wouldn't know.

sup red state bro

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Risky
May 18, 2003

computer parts posted:

I think 3 dates is pretty standard, unless this is one of those weird Christian girls.

She told me last night in bed that she made her last bf wait 2 months. Abort mission?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Risky posted:

She told me last night in bed that she made her last bf wait 2 months. Abort mission?

lol wait you slept with her but didnt gently caress her

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I love chubby chicks, I think I'm really missing out on this online dating thing

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I love chubby chicks, I think I'm really missing out on this online dating thing

Definitely.

Online dating is chubby chaser heaven.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I love chubby chicks, I think I'm really missing out on this online dating thing

You're weird and yeah

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
Chicks that make you wait are almost invariably the kind of women that view romantic relationships as transactional and expect you to pay for just about everything and cater to their every need.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If the woman don't hit (it), then you must a-quit (the relationship).

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Demon Of The Fall posted:

I love chubby chicks, I think I'm really missing out on this online dating thing

It's good. :respek:

if ur like me and go for "chubby" tho keep mind if they actually put "chubby" probably means "inescapable gravity well"

went out for coffe with a cute chubby 25 y/o didn't know right away if we hit it off b/c goonish :spergin: and she's texting me like as soon as I round the corner after so even I know that's good.

I didn't even notice from.her profile she was 10 yrs younger but oh well so far so good

Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jul 18, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Noctone posted:

Chicks that make you wait are almost invariably the kind of women that view romantic relationships as transactional and expect you to pay for just about everything and cater to their every need.

Well sometimes they just have intimacy or l issues or hangups or they hosed the last guy they liked right away and he disappeared. The transactional chicks do exist but I think even a goon would spot that shitstorm far enough out to take shelter from it.

I'll give a girl three dates. If something is off about one of them or I like her enough to see her as a long term girlfriend four. After that I usually bail.

Otisburg posted:

It's good. :respek:

if ur like me and go for "chubby" tho keep mind if they actually put "chubby" probably means "inescapable gravity well"

went out for coffe with a cute chubby 25 y/o didn't know right away if we hit it off b/c goonish :spergin: and she's texting me like as soon as I round the corner after so even I know that's good.

I didn't even notice from.her profile she was 10 yrs younger but oh well so far so good

It's fine to date a girl ten years younger than you. The internet is really stupid about this.

raton fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 18, 2015

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Sheep-Goats posted:

Well sometimes they just have intimacy or l issues or hangups or they hosed the last guy they liked right away and he disappeared.

yeah true also happens

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

This is where you gently caress her after date 3 and bail on her rear end so it ruins the next guys chances of getting laid before a month has passed

then again lol if a girl doesnt enjoy a good gently caress I mean honestly whats with women holding out its not like we're in the stone age where if I gently caress you you're mine forever

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

LeoMarr posted:

then again lol if a girl doesnt enjoy a good gently caress I mean honestly whats with women holding out its not like we're in the stone age where if I gently caress you you're mine forever

Case in point:

somechickinmyfeed posted:



Are you more horny or more lonely?

A: Lonely

“Where's the "both" option?”

Today – 2:15am

Lawman 0 fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jul 19, 2015

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Sheep-Goats posted:

It's fine to date a girl ten years younger than you. The internet is really stupid about this.

Yeah it was actually suprising how many nineties touchstones we shared. Fist bumped over an appreciation for Heathers. Way less awkward when we got to talking than I expected. :3:

Deffo a potential exception to the MILF Protocol.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

oh no a guy hosed me and left me therefore Im just going to hold out for a month because this will somehow solve the dilemma. gently caress no bitch Ill gently caress your rear end and dump your rear end in the same breath, Just because we hold hands at the movie theater and I pay for dinner a few times doesnt mean I am not a male. If you are boring as gently caress and dont make me want to come back for more whats the point I can get lovely sex from a chubstar any day of the week

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
yeah, bitches am I right bros??

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



LeoMarr posted:

oh no a guy hosed me and left me therefore Im just going to hold out for a month because this will somehow solve the dilemma. gently caress no bitch Ill gently caress your rear end and dump your rear end in the same breath, Just because we hold hands at the movie theater and I pay for dinner a few times doesnt mean I am not a male. If you are boring as gently caress and dont make me want to come back for more whats the point I can get lovely sex from a chubstar any day of the week

you ate too many of the red pills and they're bad for you

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Have some awkward from outside the thread.

Worst nerd cred attempt ever.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Personality type: Leet Gamer

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

gonna bag a 400 pounder from that profile pic

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
'a few extra pounds'.

Also I had a brief look at the profile. Hope you like hanging with her 5 kids. :)



'Profession: Mother' is a brilliant little red flag. Even if you're down with dating single moms, that one line speaks volumes.

Risky
May 18, 2003

LeoMarr posted:

lol wait you slept with her but didnt gently caress her

We left the casino at like 6AM in the morning and were pretty drunk and tired. I just wanted to pass out anyway.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Risky posted:

We left the casino at like 6AM in the morning and were pretty drunk and tired. I just wanted to pass out anyway.

yeah I see your point now

did you get breakfast tho or did she just leave

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 19, 2015

Risky
May 18, 2003

LeoMarr posted:

yeah I see your point now

did you get breakfast tho or did she just leave

Took her home when we woke at like 3pm so she could go shopping with her parents. I'm used to bad girls that gently caress on the first date so this one is completely the opposite of what I'm used to.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
I apologize in advance for seriousposting in GBS, but there is no set timeline/number of date after which you are owed sex. If you enjoy spending time with her, and it seems like you do, then do it. And if sex is really that important to you nobody is stopping you from also dating other girls who are more your usual "bad girl, sleep on the first date" kind of deal.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I apologize in advance for seriousposting in GBS, but there is no set timeline/number of date after which you are owed sex. If you enjoy spending time with her, and it seems like you do, then do it. And if sex is really that important to you nobody is stopping you from also dating other girls who are more your usual "bad girl, sleep on the first date" kind of deal.

You can't say you're going to seriouspost and then fakepost. It's forums law.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I apologize in advance for seriousposting in GBS, but there is no set timeline/number of date after which you are owed sex. If you enjoy spending time with her, and it seems like you do, then do it. And if sex is really that important to you nobody is stopping you from also dating other girls who are more your usual "bad girl, sleep on the first date" kind of deal.

no one said anything about being owed sex, it's more a symptom of something else going on with the person that one may not want to deal with

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Lufiron posted:

no one said anything about being owed sex, it's more a symptom of something else going on with the person that one may not want to deal with

It's indicative of sex drive. If you aren't horny after a couple of dates, that's no bueno

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

It's indicative of sex drive. If you aren't horny after a couple of dates, that's no bueno

No guys, if you don't wait at least three months, have no fewer than 5 hour long conversations with the potential partner about the nature of physical intimacy, and get written permission witnessed by a notary public before having sex, then you are almost certainly a PUA red-pill misogynistic cis male scum pig.

Oh, and if the woman is more than 2 weeks younger than you, then you're almost certainly a creepy pedophile child rapist.

The B_36 fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jul 19, 2015

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

The B_36 posted:

No guys, if you don't wait at least three months, have no fewer than 5 hour long conversations with the potential partner about the nature of physical intimacy, and get written permission witnessed by a notary public before having sex, then you are almost certainly a PUA red-pill misogynistic cis male scum pig.

Oh, and if the woman is more than 2 weeks younger than you, then you're almost certainly a creepy pedophile child rapist.

I had a friend who I set up on a date with a friend of mine; we had a double date, and they seemed to hit it off. They went on like 2 more dates and then didn't see each other again. I asked my lady friend what happened, and she said, "He didn't seem like he wanted to get this puuuuuuuusssssssssssssssy, munch munch munch, amirite"

Nah, she didn't say that, but that was the general gist of it. Women are a lot like motivational sports coaches; they won't tell you but in their mind their thinking the female version of "you gotta want it! You gotta dig deep! Does your ambition wake you up in the morning? It wakes me up! Cuz life is about INCHES!!!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


If a guy's gone on three dates with a woman he wants that pussy.

Risky
May 18, 2003

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I apologize in advance for seriousposting in GBS, but there is no set timeline/number of date after which you are owed sex. If you enjoy spending time with her, and it seems like you do, then do it. And if sex is really that important to you nobody is stopping you from also dating other girls who are more your usual "bad girl, sleep on the first date" kind of deal.

I honestly like spending time with her and I already seen that she is definitely long-term material so I'm not too worried. We talked last night and she wants me to watch this documentary called "kink" on netflix with her because she says she's into that and doesn't want to freak me out and I told her what stuff I liked and she was like "we can definitely try that".

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Tell me about dating Brazilian chicks.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Risky posted:

I honestly like spending time with her and I already seen that she is definitely long-term material so I'm not too worried. We talked last night and she wants me to watch this documentary called "kink" on netflix with her because she says she's into that and doesn't want to freak me out and I told her what stuff I liked and she was like "we can definitely try that".

Wet tie it up!

Restrained whale holy grail.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I apologize in advance for seriousposting in GBS, but there is no set timeline/number of date after which you are owed sex. If you enjoy spending time with her, and it seems like you do, then do it. And if sex is really that important to you nobody is stopping you from also dating other girls who are more your usual "bad girl, sleep on the first date" kind of deal.

Well if anybody actually here thinks you're owed sex at any point, please kill yourself, and if you know people that think they are owed sex please kill them.

But, three or four dates is the sweet spot - if we've made out and watched a movie on the couch together, sex shouldn't be a big deal. It is a major red flag (for me) if a partner thinks of sex as Big Deal that has all sort of rules as to when it can happen.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Normal adults who are attracted to each other often gently caress asap.

Then you get hosed up sadbranes who do other things because reasons.

Sex is a part of a relationship.
Unless they are looking for a platonic relationship, then just lol.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Lawman 0 posted:

Tell me about dating Brazilian chicks.

Never say that their Spanish is good.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lawman 0 posted:

Tell me about dating Brazilian chicks.

They vary a lot. The pretty model type ones come from the south of the country which is like a game preserve for expat Europeans and usually have nothing in common with your average milk chocolate colored Brazilian. They like nightclubs, which sucks.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lawman 0 posted:

Tell me about dating Brazilian chicks.

You wont be allowed to look at another female and every female friend you have will be hated by her because no other vagina will look at my man etc etc

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


they got fat asses and that's all that matters.

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