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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Pivoting to attack Obama is a good move for Trump.

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Randemonium!

man, this race is gonna be so fun.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I love dumb chainsaw stunts

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

turns out that the chainsaw isn't actually that good at cutting regulation.

if Rand can't even effectively cut regulation with a chainsaw how can we trust him to cut it with laws!!!

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Haha. I mean it won't end badly because it never really started.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I want to see him feed all that into the woodchipper, hopefully it'll jam it.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I want to see him feed all that into the woodchipper, hopefully it'll jam it.

No, just kinda push it in there with your hand

It'll be fine, don't worry about it

Or do you not care about destroying the Tax Code, Rand?!??

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Monkey Fracas posted:

No, just kinda push it in there with your hand

It'll be fine, don't worry about it

Or do you not care about destroying the Tax Code, Rand?!??

The day the Primary and OSHA threads merged

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Hopefully the next President can give Rand a job helping out with White House landscaping.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



Is he trying to trigger tree-ptsd by reenacting the felling of the forest?

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

i guess he does

barry signed a repeal of a law that restricted insider trading for congresspeople and exec branch employees

Yeah, no. He signed a repeal of the parts that require disclosure forms to be posted online. The actual restrictions on trading were unchanged by what he signed.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Pinterest Mom posted:

i guess he does

barry signed a repeal of a law that restricted insider trading for congresspeople and exec branch employees

Even if that doesn't cover it, do you REALLY think President Trump wouldn't just be pardoning himself every other day?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Monkey Fracas posted:

No, just kinda push it in there with your Rand

It'll be fine, don't worry about it

Works better.

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Powered Descent posted:

Even if that doesn't cover it, do you REALLY think President Trump wouldn't just be pardoning himself every other day?

when the president does it, it's not illegal.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh, you'd better believe this is going in the OP.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Joementum posted:

Oh, you'd better believe this is going in the OP.



Surprised one of Rand's options wasn't to print it on non-white paper and simply not let it into your business.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Can we just go full-bore and like give every politician a WWE-style entrance song?

Come on America you know that's what you want

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Monkey Fracas posted:

Can we just go full-bore and like give every politician a WWE-style entrance song?

Come on America you know that's what you want

They would all fight over Hulkamania's "I am a Real American"

real question: who would be the nwo red and black and who would be nwo black and white in the current gop primary?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Paper With Lines posted:

They would all fight over Hulkamania's "I am a Real American"

That's already Trump's entrance song post Neil Young though

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Monkey Fracas posted:

Can we just go full-bore and like give every politician a WWE-style entrance song?

Come on America you know that's what you want

If the debates were done like this you wouldn't be able to pry me away from the TV on debate night.

"IS THAT DONALD TRUMP'S MUSIC? OH MY GOD I THINK IT IS!"`

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ted Cruz is doing a Rally for Religious* Liberty

*unless you are Muslim

Cruz's "Rally for Religious Liberty" is scheduled for 6:30 p.m. Aug. 21 at the Community Choice Credit Union Convention Center, 730 3rd St., Des Moines.




And to help promote the event, Ted Cruz met with a couple who refused to hold a gay marriage at their bistro. They will be at tonight event



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvwuZKhRa4E

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Politics devolves into candidates donning costumes/personas representing their most prominent policy idea

OH BA GAWD they just took off The Pro Lifer's mask and it's... RAND PAUL!?!?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I'm not sure Trump's run makes sense without understanding kayfabe.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

GalacticAcid posted:

I'm not sure Trump's run makes sense without understanding kayfabe.

"If you think Lindsey Graham is an idiot, give me a 'hell yeah!'"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Who would be The Shock Master?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Trump is apparently handing out Lindsey Graham's cell phone number lol.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Trump is apparently handing out Lindsey Graham's cell phone number lol.

CBS News just confirmed that he did in fact give out his personal number. :neckbeard: I LOVE YOU TRUMP!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mr Hootington posted:

I'm betting this isn't a can of worms they want to open.

If anybody is going to open this can of worms, and eat the worms, and say they're delicious and you're a sucker for not having a bite, it's Trump.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


This primary keeps getting better and better.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

hopefully this gives graham a sympathy bump and he gets in the debates

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Pinterest Mom posted:

hopefully this gives graham a sympathy bump and he gets in the debates

At least he'll get some screen time now to talk about Donald Trump

Should be the title of Game Change 3

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Trump is literally helldumping the other candidates, lol

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!
Trump is pushing Kasich's announcement to second page news and I can't stop smiling today.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I think BuzzFeed Andy got it right just now: "Trump is the Chuck C. Johnson of Presidential candidates."

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Obama just ordered flag flown at half mast. Since Donald Trump just put out that press release now he can claim credit for it. This will be awesome!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Joementum posted:

I think BuzzFeed Andy got it right just now: "Trump is the Chuck C. Johnson of Presidential candidates."

Bernie needs to become the Chuck D

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Joementum posted:

I think BuzzFeed Andy got it right just now: "Trump is the Chuck C. Johnson of Presidential candidates."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Paper With Lines posted:

They would all fight over Hulkamania's "I am a Real American"

real question: who would be the nwo red and black and who would be nwo black and white in the current gop primary?

The last candidate without a theme is forced to use this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi51kkMepn0

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

funtax posted:

He gave a speech today at a convention in San Diego run by ESRI. According to my wife, he talked at length about his deep and abiding love of maps. She was disappointed that he didn't bring his guitar.

I bet he'd love Paradox games

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