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DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

Please tell me more about how civilians in your jurisdiction are the enemy and you're at war with them.

Were the thin blue line, man

We just have to do things a certain way to keep the wolves at bay and civilians just don't get it

Let me know if this straightened anything out for you

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:38

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The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Shooting Blanks posted:

Please tell me more about how civilians in your jurisdiction are the enemy and you're at war with them.

You're adorable.

If we were in D&D you'd be probated for posting such a blatant straw-man but probably not because your politics align with the rank and file there.

The Shep fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jul 22, 2015

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:38

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

stay safe, cop gay

:911:

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:53

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Shooting Blanks posted:

Please tell me more about how civilians in your jurisdiction are the enemy and you're at war with them.

Because...

# ? Jul 22, 2015 09:39

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Lets be honest here, if you served in the military you caused way more damage to America than police could ever dream of.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 09:45

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

At last, recognition

# ? Jul 22, 2015 10:15

JayKay: Sep 11, 2001; And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Branis posted:

Lets be honest here, if you served in the military you caused way more damage to America than police could ever dream of.

New thread title right here.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 11:21

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

Shooting Blanks posted:

Do I even need to make the obligatory joke that if it weren't for us, you wouldn't be speaking English?

we british have never ever lost a war. we weren't about to start in ww2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0

# ? Jul 22, 2015 12:43

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Hezzy posted:

we british have never ever lost a war. we weren't about to start in ww2

# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:30

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Thanks for paying for our wars, by the way.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:39

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Cop gay. So What posted:

You're adorable.

If we were in D&D you'd be probated for posting such a blatant straw-man but probably not because your politics align with the rank and file there.

You still haven't addressed my initial point, dude. Let's get back to that article - why should civilians be treated like "the enemy" and why is this "a war" ???

# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:45

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Shooting Blanks posted:

You still haven't addressed my initial point, dude. Let's get back to that article - why should civilians be treated like "the enemy" and why is this "a war" ???

No war but class war and apparently most of the civilians in America have been deluded into voting republican so law enforcement, the last remaining bastion of socialist Union solidarity must band together and fight a most glorious war of enlightenment against the ignorant masses.

Hail satan.

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jul 22, 2015

# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:49

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Smiling Jack posted:

No war but class war

This I can get behind.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:53

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Smiling Jack posted:

Hail satan.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:13

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Smiling Jack posted:

No war but class war

Some kinking cunthole ran for MP with that as his party name. Got so few votes he lost his deposit and went back to picking peanuts out of poo poo or whatever he did before he spectacularly failed at being a politician.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:19

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

You still haven't addressed my initial point, dude. Let's get back to that article - why should civilians be treated like "the enemy" and why is this "a war" ???

Thanks for proving my initial point

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:36

Rude Dude With Tude: Apr 19, 2007; Your President approves this text.

Prison Service now reenacting scenes from Orange is the New Black http://news.sky.com/story/1523087/robber-taunts-cops-after-jail-release-blunder

quote:

A source told the newspaper: "Byrne was sitting in his cell having a cigarette when he was told he was free to leave. He couldn't believe it.

"But he didn't protest and has been enjoying his freedom."

The 34-year-old was sentenced to a total of nine years' imprisonment earlier this year for burglary, robbery and theft.

A Prison Service spokeswoman said: "Releases in error are very rare but regrettable occurrences.

"We are investigating this incident. The recapture of this prisoner is now a matter for the police."

What a bunch of spanners.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:49

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

DrakeriderCa posted:

Thanks for proving my initial point

Which was?

# ? Jul 22, 2015 18:46

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Shooting Blanks posted:

Which was?

Hail satan

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:03

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

i am a warrior cop

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:06

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Smiling Jack posted:

Hail satan

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:09

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

I am the sheepdog.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:10

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

*nervous hrrehemming* excuse me officer but could you just lean closer to my mic when you say that? *flop sweats*

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:26

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

Which was?

lol

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I am the walrus

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:36

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Shooting Blanks posted:

Which was?

Why the gently caress do you post in GiP? You didn't serve and you're too stupid to understand what's being discussed.

Go away.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:49

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I am the walrus

DONNY YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:08

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Shooting Blanks posted:

This I can get behind.

You can get behind me as well

# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:23

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

Which was?

FYI this is you right now

http://youtu.be/hccK8HsHEdo

# ? Jul 22, 2015 21:57

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

DrakeriderCa posted:

FYI this is you right now

http://youtu.be/hccK8HsHEdo

I'm too old to get Vine :saddowns:

Upon further research.. https://vine.co/v/ehM0BvQpuvB

:aaaaa:

Edit:

She's a Playboy Playmate :siren:

Whip Slagcheek fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jul 22, 2015

# ? Jul 22, 2015 22:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm too old to get Vine

Upon further research.. https://vine.co/v/ehM0BvQpuvB

Edit: She's a Playboy Playmate

this is my poo poo right here

beanieson fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jul 22, 2015

# ? Jul 22, 2015 22:36

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Triggered.

My Dick.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 22:46

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

~~God~~Satan bless the Internet.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 23:40

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

There used to be tons of porn on vine til those loving fascists cracked down.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 23:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

There used to be tons of porn on vine til those loving fascists cracked down.

I dunno bro, I need a bit more than 6 seconds

# ? Jul 22, 2015 23:42

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

If it's on loop and really good I can do it.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 23:43

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

6 sex is all u need

# ? Jul 22, 2015 23:44

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

Lets be honest here, if you served in the military you caused way more damage to America than police could ever dream of.

Whoa

# ? Jul 23, 2015 05:21

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

Victor Vermis posted:

Why the gently caress do you post in GiP? You didn't serve and you're too stupid to understand what's being discussed.

Go away.

Lol

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Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Well

# ? Jul 24, 2015 03:09

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