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Arrath posted:I'd say it's a good move but pretty hosed up in that it's only for fast food workers. Raise the minimum for everyone already, jeez. I can only imagine the imminent brain drain from other minimum wage positions into fast food.
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I'm down with raising the minimum wage, but just to make sure businesses don't go out of business with this clearly socialist policy, let's cap the maximum wage at $200,000. Including fringe benefits.
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Jul 23, 2015 05:44
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Kawasaki Nun posted:brain drain from other minimum wage positions into fast food 
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Jul 23, 2015 05:45
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I got a 2014 Sierra and last year I think I had 7 recalls to do on it? Don't buy the first generation of a brand new design I guess. I think two of them involved potentially setting my truck on fire too.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:In other news, burger-flippers in NY apparantly bitched and moaned enough about their minimum effort job that their minimum wage will increase to $15/hr. It will go into effect in NYC in 2018, and the rest of the state by 2021. Nice! I've never worked harder than for minimum wage. Those jobs loving suck. I make more than twice the federal minimum now and I've got chairs and electric fans going for me and poo poo.
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Jul 23, 2015 10:56
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$15/hr still doesn't afford rent in NYC 
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Jul 23, 2015 11:11
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My wife's Yaris got so many recall notices it was ridiculous. There were seriously probably 20 of them.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:$15/hr still doesn't afford rent in NYC It does almost guarantee that a bunch of them get replaced with automated ordering/payment kiosks, though. 
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Jul 23, 2015 16:50
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I sell software programs that automate workflows and get people fired cause a computer does their job Not kiosks or retail/food slaves and poo poo but like salaried people in enterprise environments. Its p sweet. I calculate how many people are gunna be fired and theyre estimated wage and back like 10/15 points off it and sell it to companies as a cost savings againat paying salary, 401k, bennies etc. AMA
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Waroduce posted:I sell software programs that automate workflows and get people fired cause a computer does their job What's your home address?
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Jul 23, 2015 18:34
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Do you have any vantage points facing the windows of your residence?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:What's your home address? I am aware I am an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 23, 2015 18:36
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Waroduce posted:I sell software programs that automate workflows and get people fired cause a computer does their job Can't all of this be automated in and of itself?
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Jul 23, 2015 18:39
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Waroduce posted:I am aware I am an rear end in a top hat It's an innocent question. I am in no way planning on mailing you an envelope of anthrax.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:41
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Real talk: automation can only replace so much. It's excellent for detection, but awful at decision making because we still haven't figured out a way to make machines think critically. Even Watson still searches through what's nothing more than a massive encyclopedia to answer Jeopardy questions, which is why companies specifically built around automation and algorithms like Google and Amazon still employ large numbers of incident handlers and analysts at their network monitoring and security operations centers to interpret and make decisions on alarms, and why the military still employs spergs to identify targets to be droned.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:45
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Waroduce posted:I sell software programs that automate workflows and get people fired cause a computer does their job You are doing the Lord's Work
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MrYenko posted:It does almost guarantee that a bunch of them get replaced with automated ordering/payment kiosks, though. The yobs and junkies who cram their way into your average NYC McDonalds can barely make themselves understood to a human and want to pay for everything in sock pennies and Euros. There's not been a machine made that can deal with that level of bullshit.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:54
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What is an 'enterprise environment'? Is that where paradigms are synergized?
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No it's where Captain Kirk works.
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Mike-o posted:No it's where Captain Kirk works. Or Picard, assuming you have a competent command e: Or Janeway if you're dealing with diversity hires. or Bakula if they're just waiting for the unit to get decommed
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Mike-o posted:No it's where Captain Kirk works. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjo9dldp2g&t=1m5s
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psydude posted:Can't all of this be automated in and of itself? someone needs to take all the c-level assholes to play golf and drink. psydude posted:Real talk: automation can only replace so much. It's excellent for detection, but awful at decision making because we still haven't figured out a way to make machines think critically. Even Watson still searches through what's nothing more than a massive encyclopedia to answer Jeopardy questions, which is why companies specifically built around automation and algorithms like Google and Amazon still employ large numbers of incident handlers and analysts at their network monitoring and security operations centers to interpret and make decisions on alarms, and why the military still employs spergs to identify targets to be droned. This is spot on. Our bread and butter is the elimination of data entry positions. Its like the easiest sale in the world. You bundle some scanning technology with OCR and have information on set forms automatically entered in a database. This is across vertical markets and plays well in HR, medical, dental and education. I can automate the registration of students, the inputting of patient data, the on-boarding process of a new employee, whatever. I sold a major equestrian venue because I showed them how to automate registration of the horses and their riders and saved them a room full of people typing away at a computer in an excel sheet. Once the data is in, than you get into what you want to do with it and how you want to use it. Cost and complexity goes up exponentially.
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joat mon posted:What is an 'enterprise environment'? Is that where paradigms are synergized? synergized outside the box (as long as you're a sigma 6 black belt and generate proper toolflow via KANBAN)
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"Civilian guarding military recruitment center accidentally fired his gun while showing it off" http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/...detail=facebook It's already happening. Edit, More Comprehensive link: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2015/07/23/recruiting-center-shot-fired.html FIDEL CASHFLOW fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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I love guns and all that jazz, but god drat why are there far more retards with guns than not 
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Mike-o posted:I love [thing] and all that jazz, but god drat why are there far more retards with [thing] than not
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:synergized outside the box (as long as you're a sigma 6 black belt and generate proper toolflow via KANBAN) You're triggering me, please accept my meeting request with HR rep.
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Nick Soapdish posted:You're triggering me, please accept my meeting request with HR rep. *ignores until the 5 minute reminder pops up then make a fake meeting to hide in*
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:"Civilian guarding military recruitment center accidentally fired his gun while showing it off" What's loving hilarious is that's not the first time that fat fuckin' retard has been cited for NDing in public. It's time to take away all his guns until he can learn to not shoot random things in public.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:synergized outside the box (as long as you're a sigma 6 black belt and generate proper toolflow via KANBAN) Lean Apprentice motherfucker, don't push my pull system.
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MA-Horus posted:Lean Apprentice motherfucker, don't push my pull system. bitch i will smack the poo poo out of you if you ever discount my logistics system again
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:*ignores until the 5 minute reminder pops up then make a fake meeting to hide in* I'm the flashing lync icon on your desktop
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Equine Don posted:I'm the flashing lync icon on your desktop i hate you more than life itself
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Equine Don posted:I'm the flashing lync icon on your desktop I'm the guy who goes to your cube when you have "do not disturb" set
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Booblord Zagats posted:e: Or Janeway if you're dealing with diversity hires. I was the diversity hire.
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not caring here posted:What's loving hilarious is that's not the first time that fat fuckin' retard has been cited for NDing in public. Why do you want to restrict the rights of law-abiding gun owners?
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some thing something obama. Or, that he's broken the law twice? seriously though it's because he's a fat retard
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not caring here posted:some thing something obama. Oh, being careless isn't the same as breaking a law. quote:A loaded handgun belonging to a legislative staff member was found inside a bathroom in the basement of the Missouri Capitol, according to a Capitol Police report.
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Wait... First off. How did he get a gun into the state capitol? Second... How do you forget your firearm... I mean do people misplace guns like car keys? Because I have not had that issue with any of my fire arms..
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Someone is shooting up a theater in Lafayette http://www.cbsnews.com/news/reports-of-theater-shooting-in-lafayette-louisiana/
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