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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:I dunno dude, I think it's nice cause they're being upfront, you don't have to be halfway through their profile before uncovering a reference to another man's seed Oh, I get that, and want to know upfront and tell upfront myself. It's just the difference to me between "I have three kids and they are the world to me, but I also like [things] and would be fun to spend time with because [stuff]" rather than "Skylyr, Connyr, and Brandyn are my babies my babies kids kids kids here's every single profile picture of my kids hope you want to be a surrogate daddy from minute one for my kids my babies because that's the only thing I'm putting on the tin.kidskidskids" .... recently met a gal who actually put up really unflattering pics and was actually extremely a lot more lovely in person. the dudes who od on red pills and say "flattering pictures and make up are lying lies lying whores tell" would be pleased.
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Otisburg posted:so many women put pictures of pictures of their kids like as the default profile picture or just really hammer on it in their profile and it's a dealbreaker for me. not that i am against dating moms, at my age it's pretty much expected, but god drat don't involve them that way in your dating life the funniest is having your kid as your first tinder pic like wtf
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Jul 26, 2015 21:25
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Groovelord Neato posted:the funniest is having your kid as your first tinder pic like wtf I see that all the time and i'm trying to get my brain around the mentality of the sort of person who wants me to "swipe right" on their fukkin' eight year old.
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Otisburg posted:I see that all the time and i'm trying to get into the mentality of the sort of person who wants me to "swipe right" on their fukkin' eight year old. The mentality of someone with no common sense who's bad at making obvious connections... at least I hope, as the alternative would merit a call to CPS.
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Otisburg posted:I see that all the time and i'm trying to get my brain around the mentality of the sort of person who wants me to "swipe right" on their fukkin' eight year old. or when their profile has something RIP nana or papa in it.
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Otisburg posted:I see that all the time and i'm trying to get my brain around the mentality of the sort of person who wants me to "swipe right" on their fukkin' eight year old. Hah, that's a good point, forcing someone to "reject" an innocent kid via the same machine they use to say "nope" to ugly people is kind of a hosed up and cruel psychological trick
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Jul 26, 2015 22:45
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problem is it's an app to get laid so you get a bunch of pics of girls in bikinis then some five year old kid. It's like a Jared hard drive simulator.
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Otisburg posted:so many women put pictures of pictures of their kids like as the default profile picture or just really hammer on it in their profile and it's a dealbreaker for me. not that i am against dating moms, at my age it's pretty much expected, but god drat don't involve them that way in your dating life Well some parents do like to be involved http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/if-you-want-date-my-daughter-youre-going-have-date-50883
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Jul 26, 2015 22:52
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cyberia posted:Oh, Tinder Classic fetal alcohol syndrome on the little guy on the left.
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Otisburg posted:so many women put pictures of pictures of their kids like as the default profile picture or just really hammer on it in their profile and it's a dealbreaker for me. not that i am against dating moms, at my age it's pretty much expected, but god drat don't involve them that way in your dating life Guys do this too, though. I like having that instant redflag there.
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Risky posted:Classic fetal alcohol syndrome on the little guy on the left. Is this sarcastic or actually FAS? I don't know much about FAS.
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How much do you have to care to become a professional carer?
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You know what the worst thing to see on an OKC profile is? Not a picture of someone's kids, not a direct reference to the poster's mental illness, it's this in their goddamned 'Favourite Music' field: Seriously, nobody actually listens to this poo poo, they just have it on their iPod so they can feel superior to people who only listen to pop or whatever.
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Jul 27, 2015 06:20
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TheSpiritFox posted:Is this sarcastic or actually FAS? I don't know much about FAS.  Looks like FAS to me, or could just be shitball genes.
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The Zombie Guy posted:Do normal people on OKC have the option to filter out any profiles that have "poly" or "pansexual" in it? Seems like an easy way to avoid a lot of train-wrecks.
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cyberia posted:Seriously, nobody actually listens to this poo poo, they just have it on their iPod so they can feel superior to people who only liste to pop or whatever. It's a close race but I'll put the pretension just ahead of "anything but rap and country." 
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TheSpiritFox posted:Is this sarcastic or actually FAS? I don't know much about FAS.
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ElGroucho posted:Is there an OK Cupid question that is like There's at least a "Do you believe there are more than 2 genders?" question.
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cyberia posted:You know what the worst thing to see on an OKC profile is? Not a picture of someone's kids, not a direct reference to the poster's mental illness, it's this in their goddamned 'Favourite Music' field: Clearly, people who claim to like different things than I do are putting on airs.
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Zen Punk posted:Clearly, people who claim to like different things than I do are putting on airs. Well every girl I've ever gone out with that claims to listen to this indie / classic rock / blues melange, when questioned, has admitted that they pretty much don't actually listen to music and, invariably, can't actually name the last song they listened to or what their most recent 'favourite' song was. I realise this sounds spergy and goony as hell but I loving love a lot of different types of music and would be happy to talk about how great Neutral Milk Hotel or Aretha Franklin are if the person actually knew anything about them but they don't; they're just name-checking a bunch of crap from their iTunes so they sound worldly and well-rounded.
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cyberia posted:You know what the worst thing to see on an OKC profile is? Not a picture of someone's kids, not a direct reference to the poster's mental illness, it's this in their goddamned 'Favourite Music' field: Actually lots of people do. Also people who only listen to pop are scum, it's like people who only eat french fries
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cyberia posted:Seriously, nobody actually listens to this poo poo, Maybe they do and maybe they don't but nobody who values their time reads those stupid lists. Thing is, either you are passionate about one or a handful of artists/bands, in which case they deserve a sentence or two, not an index in a list, or you're not, in which case you can just write a few sentences about your favorite genres. Either way, I don't understand what the point of these lists is except as an attempt to make people not read them.
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Hi single men my name is NATALIE I never been married with no kids and I don't drink alcohol and wine and I don't smoke and I do live on my own but I do have got a pet is cockatiel is male and his name is PAULIE. I just started my new part time job is hospitality at 25/5/2015 and my working days is Mondays and Tuesdays I start work about 8am until 15:00pm but I do get the taxi take me to my work and take me back home after my work because I don't drive ok. I never want no big beer drinker and non smoker & i'm looking for in relationship & engaged & marriage and if I do find right man we will doing to do is exercise to be fit together & we will be very happy and normal couples. I never ever not interested with no night clubs at the pubs & no AFL & no car racing & no fishing & no camping & no webcam sex & no playing mind games & no liars males are acting like the teenager & no age of early 20's & early 30's but the age I really do need is 39 to 51 year old ok. I never don't want no overweight weight fully hairy body men & I never ever not interested having sex with me for free ok because we want go on our first date so we will know more about each other first before we going to next step ok. I never ever not interested to take my fully naked photos to send on the internet & on the mobiles & I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt if you are going to talk about that I really going to block & delete you forever THATS YOUR FIRST & LAST WARNING TO YOU!!!!!!!! 
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ElGroucho posted:I like that these people don't realize their tendency to become instantly offended has lead them to the cesspool of dating that is the internet, where the cycle repeats forever. This is why i read this thread every day, and why it is the gift that keeps on giving!
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Breetai posted:Hi single men my name is NATALIE I never been married with no kids and I don't drink alcohol and wine and I don't smoke and I do live on my own but I do have got a pet is cockatiel is male and his name is PAULIE. I just started my new part time job is hospitality at 25/5/2015 and my working days is Mondays and Tuesdays I start work about 8am until 15:00pm but I do get the taxi take me to my work and take me back home after my work because I don't drive ok. I never want no big beer drinker and non smoker & i'm looking for in relationship & engaged & marriage and if I do find right man we will doing to do is exercise to be fit together & we will be very happy and normal couples. I never ever not interested with no night clubs at the pubs & no AFL & no car racing & no fishing & no camping & no webcam sex & no playing mind games & no liars males are acting like the teenager & no age of early 20's & early 30's but the age I really do need is 39 to 51 year old ok. I never don't want no overweight weight fully hairy body men & I never ever not interested having sex with me for free ok because we want go on our first date so we will know more about each other first before we going to next step ok. I never ever not interested to take my fully naked photos to send on the internet & on the mobiles & I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt if you are going to talk about that I really going to block & delete you forever THATS YOUR FIRST & LAST WARNING TO YOU!!!!!!!! "I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt" Can someone translate this from White Trash to English for me?
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Ripoff posted:"I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt" Don't talk about her fupa
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PathAsc posted:Don't talk about her fupa Never don't talk about it, so always talk about it I guess. quote:I never don't want no overweight weight fully hairy body men I think this means she want's hairy overweight men, or maybe not, I'm not sure.
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Date Her?
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Breetai posted:I never ever not interested with no night clubs at the pubs & no AFL & no car racing & no fishing & no camping & no webcam sex & no playing mind games & no liars males are acting like the teenager & no age of early 20's & early 30's but the age I really do need is 39 to 51 year old ok. I never don't want no overweight weight fully hairy body men & I never ever not interested having sex with me for free ok because we want go on our first date so we will know more about each other first before we going to next step ok. I never ever not interested to take my fully naked photos to send on the internet & on the mobiles & I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt if you are going to talk about that I really going to block & delete you forever THATS YOUR FIRST & LAST WARNING TO YOU!!!!!!!! Oh Jesus, the double, triple and quadruple negatives are killing me here. It's like she did a find-replace from "'m" to " never ever".
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Breetai posted:Hi single men my name is NATALIE I never been married with no kids and I don't drink alcohol and wine and I don't smoke and I do live on my own but I do have got a pet is cockatiel is male and his name is PAULIE. I just started my new part time job is hospitality at 25/5/2015 and my working days is Mondays and Tuesdays I start work about 8am until 15:00pm but I do get the taxi take me to my work and take me back home after my work because I don't drive ok. I never want no big beer drinker and non smoker & i'm looking for in relationship & engaged & marriage and if I do find right man we will doing to do is exercise to be fit together & we will be very happy and normal couples. I never ever not interested with no night clubs at the pubs & no AFL & no car racing & no fishing & no camping & no webcam sex & no playing mind games & no liars males are acting like the teenager & no age of early 20's & early 30's but the age I really do need is 39 to 51 year old ok. I never don't want no overweight weight fully hairy body men & I never ever not interested having sex with me for free ok because we want go on our first date so we will know more about each other first before we going to next step ok. I never ever not interested to take my fully naked photos to send on the internet & on the mobiles & I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt if you are going to talk about that I really going to block & delete you forever THATS YOUR FIRST & LAST WARNING TO YOU!!!!!!!! Is that Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose?
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Breetai posted:Hi single men my name is NATALIE I never been married with no kids and I don't drink alcohol and wine and I don't smoke and I do live on my own but I do have got a pet is cockatiel is male and his name is PAULIE. Sweet 'Tiel. Bored posted:Guys do this too, though. I like having that instant redflag there. hosed up if true, guys should really know better. I mean, women should too but there aren't any guys out there that genuinely think they can just do whatever and get laid (there are guys who say this but that's different). raton fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jul 27, 2015 |
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I honestly can't comprehend how a person like that comes into existence. The circumstances that would lead to such a person just don't seem like they would make any sense at all. How did it happen? It's actually upsetting if you think about it too hard.
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Hobohemian posted:I honestly can't comprehend how a person like that comes into existence. The circumstances that would lead to such a person just don't seem like they would make any sense at all. How did it happen? It's actually upsetting if you think about it too hard. You see, when two very ugly and broken people realize they want to find out what sex is like, they end up making one of these.
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Hobohemian posted:I honestly can't comprehend how a person like that comes into existence. The circumstances that would lead to such a person just don't seem like they would make any sense at all. How did it happen? It's actually upsetting if you think about it too hard. I ran into a lot of people like that in group homes and state assisted living facilities and things like that as a paramedic. They usually have actual real life mental problems. Not so bad that they can't work in a factory or in the back of a McDonalds or something, but bad enough that if they enter a real world where once in a while it's knives out in some sense they get ground up. Just like functional people some of them are assholes and some of them are good people. That lady is an undateable pile but her bird is in good shape and I bet she's nice to it. That alone probably makes her a better person than some of the girls I've boned. Still not dating her though. 95% of my success in life comes not from hard work but having an okay head start and normal brain chemistry. raton fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jul 27, 2015 |
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More OKCupid horror stories: 3 men jailed for separate sex assaults of 12-year-old girl from OKCupid dating website http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/men-jailed-for-separate-sex-assaults-of--year-old/article_9bc07c42-3456-11e5-acae-b7b3d5804e78.html
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cyberia posted:Well every girl I've ever gone out with that claims to listen to this indie / classic rock / blues melange, when questioned, has admitted that they pretty much don't actually listen to music and, invariably, can't actually name the last song they listened to or what their most recent 'favourite' song was.
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Breetai posted:Hi single men my name is NATALIE I never been married with no kids and I don't drink alcohol and wine and I don't smoke and I do live on my own but I do have got a pet is cockatiel is male and his name is PAULIE. I just started my new part time job is hospitality at 25/5/2015 and my working days is Mondays and Tuesdays I start work about 8am until 15:00pm but I do get the taxi take me to my work and take me back home after my work because I don't drive ok. I never want no big beer drinker and non smoker & i'm looking for in relationship & engaged & marriage and if I do find right man we will doing to do is exercise to be fit together & we will be very happy and normal couples. I never ever not interested with no night clubs at the pubs & no AFL & no car racing & no fishing & no camping & no webcam sex & no playing mind games & no liars males are acting like the teenager & no age of early 20's & early 30's but the age I really do need is 39 to 51 year old ok. I never don't want no overweight weight fully hairy body men & I never ever not interested having sex with me for free ok because we want go on our first date so we will know more about each other first before we going to next step ok. I never ever not interested to take my fully naked photos to send on the internet & on the mobiles & I never ever don't want talking about my down below & my breast & my butt if you are going to talk about that I really going to block & delete you forever THATS YOUR FIRST & LAST WARNING TO YOU!!!!!!!! Is that Rollo from Vikings on her upper arm lol
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Risky posted:Is that Rollo from Vikings on her upper arm lol Pretty sure that is wrestling legend The Undertaker pre hat phase.
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