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NotWearingPants posted:If someone lists "Blistex" as one of the six things she cannot live without, is that a tactful way of saying "I have herpes"? My first girlfriend used Blistex and I will forever associate the smell with that young love feeling. Exes of Blistex users unite! Also I swear to god if you haven't read my profile and you reply to this message I will report you to the FBI. You are literally the worst inhuman scum, I cannot suffer the fact that you exist. Merely understanding that you were ever born makes me cry. Also if you do reply, can you please tell me why I'm so very alone?  22/f/Non-Binary, Polymourous
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NotWearingPants posted:If someone lists "Blistex" as one of the six things she cannot live without, is that a tactful way of saying "I have herpes"? It means they are a pleb. Burt's bees lip care owns.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:14
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revdrkevind posted:
There's a computer science joke in there somewhere
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Jul 28, 2015 22:18
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why is every poly mad ugly?
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Jul 28, 2015 22:30
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cyberia posted:You know what the worst thing to see on an OKC profile is? Not a picture of someone's kids, not a direct reference to the poster's mental illness, it's this in their goddamned 'Favourite Music' field: hi, i listen to most of these some people just like good music, sorry this isn't remotely a sitch of someone posting mega-obscure bands that recorded a demo cassette in '93, all of these bands play on mainstream alt radio sorry
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Jul 28, 2015 22:39
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I don't know. It looks like the list an alien would give if it was trying to prove that it understood our Earth concept of music.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:45
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:why is every poly mad ugly? They choose poly so they can blame being alone on the fact that peoe don't accept them for who they are, instead of blaming their busted faces, potato bodies, and toxic personalities.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:41
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neonbregna posted:It means they are a pleb. Burt's bees lip care owns. Word
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Jul 29, 2015 02:44
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what's the male - female ratio on this dumb website. also has anyone gotten laid being unironically honest about loneliness on your profile? just a question for a friend.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:46
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revdrkevind posted:My first girlfriend used Blistex and I will forever associate the smell with that young love feeling. If this is a woman, I'm Jesus Christ. Also, Carmex is the best brand in lip care. hth.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:57
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Jul 29, 2015 03:57
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Putting Dwight on okcupid with that profile was Jim's most mean spirited prank yet.
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Jul 29, 2015 03:58
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Jul 29, 2015 04:33
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My only comment is that anyone who wants to get braces because they're 'cute' need to step back for a second, cause those things are a fuckin' non-stop hassle.
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Jul 29, 2015 06:07
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Germstore posted:I don't know. It looks like the list an alien would give if it was trying to prove that it understood our Earth concept of music. It just looks like a list of good music.
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Jul 29, 2015 06:37
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I went on that person's tumblr and they have a video of themselves peeing in a diaper  the pee joke is not a joke
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Jul 29, 2015 06:52
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October Revolution posted:I went on that person's tumblr and they have a video of themselves peeing in a diaper let xie who is without diaper porn on xier tumblr cast the first stone
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Jul 29, 2015 07:09
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October Revolution posted:the pee joke is not a joke What even made you think it was a joke in the first place? Based on the content of her profile it's pretty clear she's got big thing for infantilization.
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Jul 29, 2015 07:39
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I've never actually listened to Neutral Milk Hotel so I dunno if they're legit a good and cool band, but they are far and away the most common band cited by people trying really hard to effect a cool persona and at this point I cringe every time I see/hear the name.
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Noctone posted:I've never actually listened to Neutral Milk Hotel so I dunno if they're legit a good and cool band, but they are far and away the most common band cited by people trying really hard to effect a cool persona and at this point I cringe every time I see/hear the name. They have one good album and it's about the narrator fantasizing over Anne Frank.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:12
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computer parts posted:They have one good album and it's about the narrator fantasizing over Anne Frank. I don't see how "good album" and "narrator fantasizing over Anne Frank" could ever go together.
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Jul 29, 2015 09:22
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Jul 29, 2015 09:24
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ThePriceIsRight posted:what's the male - female ratio on this dumb website. also has anyone gotten laid being unironically honest about loneliness on your profile? just a question for a friend. If I have been using a ratio of .8932 for my spreadsheet and the formula has been pretty accurate so far.
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redweird posted:It is a good album though Both their albums are pretty solid. Haven't heard the new one though.
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neonbregna posted:If I have been using a ratio of .8932 for my spreadsheet and the formula has been pretty accurate so far. What spreadsheet?
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The Puppet Master posted:What spreadsheet? If you aren't using a spreadsheet to keep track of and provide direction for your interactions what type of goon are you?
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The Zombie Guy posted:They choose poly so they can blame being alone on the fact that peoe don't accept them for who they are, instead of blaming their busted faces, potato bodies, and toxic personalities. I garuntee shes getting plowed by at least three boyfriends of equal (un)attractiveness. massive spider fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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I was talking to a girl on tinder one evening and she said she was going to a poly club night, so I was like ok lets see this. what struck me was that no one had dressed up. Clubs usually look like a cohesive assortment of people because everyone dresses for the night, but there was no real coherence there in age, race, attractiveness (there were a few cute ones) or anything apart from the fact that they were mostly dressed poorly. The guys would have long gross hair and bad fitting jeans and the girls were either wearing some multicolour quirky thing or just hadnt bothered at all. my working theory is its the lack of competition. In a regular club whether straight or gay people work to impress because they know they're competing with the other guys/girls for a limited amount of guys/girls. And then you have to stay attractive to your partner for fear they find someone better. All this is stressful if you're not someone confident in your own sexual/relationship appeal. Poly appeals to people partly because of the "come as you are" aspect to it. Nerds and outcasts like the notion that they've discovered a hack to bypass the work involved in normal dating and can just agree to jump straight into one huge gross sweaty pile.
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massive spider posted:agree to jump straight into one huge gross sweaty pile. Well, did you? Tell us about your poly/orgy night. 
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Jul 29, 2015 12:40
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The girls boyfriend turned up, they had a screaming argument and I left.
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massive spider posted:The girls boyfriend turned up, they had a screaming argument and I left. Haha why is this not surprising
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Poly clubs and church: come as you are. The love is unconditional.
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Jul 29, 2015 13:01
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Delta Echo posted:Poly clubs and church: come as you are. The love is unconditional. I'm willing to bet there's a lot of crossover in patrons too.
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Poly clubs: Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy
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Jul 29, 2015 17:23
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Wow, a Nirvana song? Woah...
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Jul 29, 2015 17:23
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quote:Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex? Hmmmm
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Lawman 0 posted:Hmmmm 
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Jul 29, 2015 21:45
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Which flavor of moral righteousness do you prefer: vanilla or chocolate?
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Jul 29, 2015 23:15
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Dear lord why is there a plastic syringe in that food? Some kind of new urban fad?
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Delta Echo posted:Which flavor of moral righteousness do you prefer: vanilla or chocolate? butter pecan 'rican
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