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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


federal labor regulations require breaks during an 8hr shift

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

hobbesmaster posted:

federal labor regulations require breaks during an 8hr shift

lazy govt forcing my workers productivity down

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

qirex posted:

most people here work for normal companies

how can they afford it?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Chris Knight posted:

how can they afford it?
well these normal companies are levis, wells fargo, gap, blue shield, bank of the west, williams sonoma, schwab, etc. they've got money

also I think the city itself employs like 25,000 people but a lot of them don't live in the city [more cops in novato than sf]

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I guess someone from 8chan is trying to pirate as much Patreon art and rewards as possible because he's mad at people making a living off commissions instead of getting a real job so he wrote an art scraper and is just posting it all on the internet so nobody will ever have to pay for art again and they'll all have to get STEM jobs

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

idgi, freelance artist is a job (as an independent contractor) and thats all the patrean stuff is

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Luigi Thirty posted:

I guess someone from 8chan is trying to pirate as much Patreon art and rewards as possible because he's mad at people making a living off commissions instead of getting a real job so he wrote an art scraper and is just posting it all on the internet so nobody will ever have to pay for art again and they'll all have to get STEM jobs



finally, someone is liberating all the bizarre fetish art

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

oh right 8chan its not intended to be a logical statement

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
also the way this works is that if you put up a pledge on patreon most people have the default setting to just let you see all their stuff for that tier right away, and so you can see them before the actual payment triggers.

but most of the people who do patreon "seriously" as opposed to getting like $5 a month total out of it have switched it so you can't get their stuff until the first payment after your signup is triggered, so this guy can't do poo poo to them unless he's willing to pay out thousands of actual dollars.

plus sooner or later he's going to gently caress up and a payment will trigger on the normal accounts before he manages to revoke his pledge and he'll have paid out unwillingly.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

so he's an idiot who's hurting small time people while making a statement against people who make all their money off Patreon? lol what a doofus

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


does Patreon let the artists watermark things in a way that a leaked image could be tracked back to a specific user? seems like that would be the logical thing to do.

so it probably doesn't

zzMisc
Jun 26, 2002

Luigi Thirty posted:

I guess someone from 8chan is trying to pirate as much Patreon art and rewards as possible because he's mad at people making a living off commissions instead of getting a real job so he wrote an art scraper and is just posting it all on the internet so nobody will ever have to pay for art again and they'll all have to get STEM jobs



do people actually sign up and pay on Patreon specifically for the rewards because I just think of it as donation

why are people so weird about money

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:

Nintendo Kid posted:

finally, someone is liberating all the bizarre fetish art

somewhere an artist who improved but still makes the majority of their income from creepy perverts with money is hoping they never get audited

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

outside of like loli poo poo i don't really begrudge artists who make bank off fetish poo poo their lucre. fetish porn is literally the only thing keeping normal porn business solvent

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I know plenty of artists who do weird furry fetish poo poo because they can charge out the aaaaaass for it and make bank off these loving weirdos

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:

Forums Terrorist posted:

outside of like loli poo poo i don't really begrudge artists who make bank off fetish poo poo their lucre. fetish porn is literally the only thing keeping normal porn business solvent

i dont begrudge them either but it has to be really demoralizing when you get better and start getting more than peanuts for legit work but there's always more money for fetish stuff

its probably similar to a stand up comedian who knows there's always a cushy casino gig waiting for them where all they have to do is tell lovely jokes to black out drunks

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Luigi Thirty posted:

so he's an idiot who's hurting small time people while making a statement against people who make all their money off Patreon? lol what a doofus

no that's the thing, he isn't even hurting the small time people, because they're so small time that the onyl people who would ever subscribe to their patreons already do and aren't going to stop.

and pretty much everyone above that is either just using patreon as a tip jar thing and thus didnt have real exclusive content, or is sensible enough to have switched to the "need to pay at least once" model.

he isn't acheving anything other than putting himself at risk of loving up and actually paying someone he hates by accident

Ali Aces posted:

do people actually sign up and pay on Patreon specifically for the rewards because I just think of it as donation

why are people so weird about money

the fetish people sign up for the rewards because it's things like "give me $300 a month and i will make a fetish story/picture/whatever with you/your ~original character dont steal~" and so they're kinda held by the balls there.

and a bunch of other setups, the rewards are like "you can talk to the guy behind whatever on skype" or some poo poo like that which you can't really pirate.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

yeah. it's the same in normal porn; with every (vanilla) video you've seen on redtube or w/e all those actors and all those actresses and all the cameramen and staff and such hardly got paid. they can only afford to live by doing like latex foot fetish stuff or even weirder.

it's like that gary oldman scene in the fifth element except with dog dicks

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Tatsujin posted:

i dont begrudge them either but it has to be really demoralizing when you get better and start getting more than peanuts for legit work but there's always more money for fetish stuff

from what i've read, most artists don't make that much money from legit work, and a lot of them do commissions to get some money

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Luigi Thirty posted:

I know plenty of artists who do weird furry fetish poo poo because they can charge out the aaaaaass for it and make bank off these loving weirdos

yeah i've seen "oh i did some furry porn commissions under a pseudonym" a bunch of times when reading ask/tell or reddit AMA type deals by artists. it must pay bank. just look at how much those homestuck people paid to have their characters put in the comic (for a frame then killed.



lol what a money furnace.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
their cost of revenue is actually going way the hell up

and i wonder if the lobbying efforts are under 'general/administrative' or 'sales/marketing'

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


WTF could cost of revenue be? it isn't high enough for them to be booking 100% of the fare as net revenue and then subtracting off the driver's cut as cost of revenue. i guess there is enough wiggle room in an unaudited statement like that to hide the expenses of drivers elsewhere

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Greatbacon posted:

Probably the only thing keeping my dad from driving for Uber is a lovely "middle class" car coupled with a fear of modern technology.

The man has a landline, a burner flipphone, a laptop w/ Windows 8 (:chanpop:), and no internet :smh: slash rofl


But....... say what you will about old people, they fuckken love to talk.

isn't conquistador the guy who defended aatrak

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Luigi Thirty posted:

I guess someone from 8chan is trying to pirate as much Patreon art and rewards as possible because he's mad at people making a living off commissions instead of getting a real job so he wrote an art scraper and is just posting it all on the internet so nobody will ever have to pay for art again and they'll all have to get STEM jobs



loving stemlords are the worst

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

I wonder what the extra $45 million in admin costs were

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Luigi Thirty posted:

I guess someone from 8chan is trying to pirate as much Patreon art and rewards as possible because he's mad at people making a living off commissions instead of getting a real job so he wrote an art scraper and is just posting it all on the internet so nobody will ever have to pay for art again and they'll all have to get STEM jobs



wonder what this fella thinks of Entrepreneurship™ and Micropayment Subscription Models®

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
seriously though this is great because he's going to ragequit his crusade the first time he's too slow to undo a pledge

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


don't worry, they'll make it up in volume!

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
you know what the worst thing about the tech Michael buble is?

people think that all millennials are like that.

then they go on their Alaskan cruises and why can't you just get a 100k job it's not really that hard

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Wild EEPROM posted:

you know what the worst thing about the tech Michael buble is?

people think that all millennials are like that.

then they go on their Alaskan cruises and why can't you just get a 100k job it's not really that hard

this will be followed by

I thought you had a 100k job how are you broke

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

my favorite thing about the uber numbers is that at this point outside investment is their primary revenue stream, even making some guesses at insane growth they've got almost 3 billion from investors

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

qirex posted:

this will be followed by

I thought you had a 100k job how are you broke

followed by

when I was your age, I only made $x per month at gm, and houses were $10x, why haven't you purchased a house yet, it's a good investment

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost
i've been reading some books mentioned in this thread, and two of them mention these fine forums. it's strange to find references to SA in books

The Boy Kings: A Journey into the Heart of the Social Network posted:

One Saturday afternoon that summer, as we lounged on couches in the pool house, half surfing our laptops and half talking, sometimes sending AIM messages though we were sitting three feet away from each other, Thrax told me a story from his precollege years. One day, Something Awful’s moderators decided that, finally, he’d gone too far with his trolling and banished him from the site. To Thrax, this was worse than a very public high-school breakup. “That’s when I realized how much of an rear end in a top hat I was,” he recalled, with a seriousness that verged on what almost seemed like tears, “It really affected me and I felt devastated.” As I listened to Thrax talk about the dark days of his ban, slightly confused by the amount of emotion he felt for his banished Internet profile, I perceived a new, strange kind of existential crisis that affected these young men: a failure to exist virtually.

:qq:

The Internet of Garbage posted:

Garbage is simply undesirable content. It might be content meant to break the code of the site. It might be malware. It might be spam in the specific sense of robotically generated commercial text. It might be a “specific threat” directed towards another user. It might be a vague threat. Or it might be a post sprinkled with a few too many four-letter words. In heavily moderated communities, posts that are deemed to be merely off-topic may be deleted. Posts that might be neither frightening nor offensive nor off-topic can also be deemed to be garbage. On the SomethingAwful forums, postings that are judged to have little value to the community are referred to by the evocative name, “shitpost.”

💩

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

compuserved posted:

i've been reading some books mentioned in this thread, and two of them mention these fine forums. it's strange to find references to SA in books


:qq:


💩

cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Richard Kyanka's Something Awful forums rule the world wide web.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Pinterest Mom posted:

At least four men ticketed by Los Angeles International Airport police while driving for Uber’s low-cost car service have criminal convictions that would bar them from operating a taxi in Los Angeles, records show.

The drivers have been convicted of child exploitation, identity theft, manslaughter and driving under the influence, according to court records. Each offense would make them ineligible for a Los Angeles taxi permit.

The criminal histories recently came to light when a representative of the taxi industry presented a city official with a binder containing citations and court records for eight Uber drivers who were cited for minor violations at the airport over the last 18 months. The Times obtained a copy and independently confirmed that the records were accurate.

One Uber driver ticketed at LAX was convicted of 14 counts of felony identity theft in 2012. Under the terms of his five-year probation, he cannot have access to any “personal identifying information,” including credit cards and debit cards, according to court records. All Uber passengers are required to pay with a credit or debit card.

Another driver was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in 1998 and sentenced to 25 years in prison. Parole records show he was released last year. That conviction would not necessarily bar him from driving for Uber, but it would make it difficult, if not impossible, to get a taxi permit.

this is horrifying but uber drivers don't see the credit card it happens through the app right?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

kwinkles posted:

this is horrifying but uber drivers don't see the credit card it happens through the app right?

of course not, if the driver had the credit card information they could bypass uber altogether

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Uber is touching base with Vancouver once again — but this time it won’t be driving around people.

Teaming up with the Companion Animal Advocacy & Rescue Effort (CAARE), the San Francisco transportation company announced it will be providing “puppy playdates” on Thursday, August 6 to anyone in an office in downtown Vancouver.

Between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m., those at a downtown office can open the Uber app to find a new option labelled “puppies.” A puppy will then be delivered to the office, and 15 minutes of playtime will be provided.

Each playdate costs $30, and the funds will be given to CAARE.

According to Uber’s website, the eight canines that will each be transported around town are also all available for adoption, and there will be CAARE staff with them to answer questions about the adoption process.

Uber previously hosted the same event in other Canadian cities on National-Adopt-A-Shelter-Pet-Day. Residents in Toronto, Edmonton, Montreal and Ottawa had the same event come to their separate cities on April 30, 2015.

Uber previously operated in Vancouver for six months back in 2012, though after the province imposed a minimum $75 fare, the company halted operations in B.C.

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Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

THC posted:

Uber is touching base with Vancouver once again — but this time it won’t be driving around people.

Teaming up with the Companion Animal Advocacy & Rescue Effort (CAARE), the San Francisco transportation company announced it will be providing “puppy playdates” on Thursday, August 6 to anyone in an office in downtown Vancouver.

Between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m., those at a downtown office can open the Uber app to find a new option labelled “puppies.” A puppy will then be delivered to the office, and 15 minutes of playtime will be provided.

Each playdate costs $30, and the funds will be given to CAARE.

According to Uber’s website, the eight canines that will each be transported around town are also all available for adoption, and there will be CAARE staff with them to answer questions about the adoption process.

Uber previously hosted the same event in other Canadian cities on National-Adopt-A-Shelter-Pet-Day. Residents in Toronto, Edmonton, Montreal and Ottawa had the same event come to their separate cities on April 30, 2015.

Uber previously operated in Vancouver for six months back in 2012, though after the province imposed a minimum $75 fare, the company halted operations in B.C.

source: the passive voice gazette

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