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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Disharmony posted:

Jonathan is the leader of Les Enfants who got his fingers shot and uses a katana to decapitate Cassidy.

He winds up with a katana up his rear end, doesn't he?

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

prefect posted:

Doom is definitely #2, and Stark wouldn't have been on that list before his movies made so much money. :colbert:

Nah. The concept of some of these guys being the best and brightest in the world goes back to at least 1996.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Endless Mike posted:

Well, Pym claimed that with him back on Earth from Skrull captivity, Cho is the 8th, but that doesn't really track, since Skrull Pym *was* Pym as far as everyone was aware, so the list is something like:

1. Reed Richards
2. Doctor Doom
3. Hank Pym
4. Bruce Banner
5. Tony Stark
6. T'Challa
7. Amadeus Cho

(Everything after 2 is just placed there randomly)

EDIT: If you want to accept Pym's claim as accurate, then slot in Leader, Beast, or Xavier in there.

Franklin Richards is ATLEAST #2

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Somebody check your issues of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe to see Iron Man's 90's stats. I bet he was as smart as Spider-Man, who seems to have gotten dumber since all those movies about him as a teenager.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Booblord Zagats posted:

Franklin Richards is ATLEAST #2

Not kid Franklin. Even adult Franklin isn't super-intelligent - certainly not on the level of his father or sister - he's more super-powerful with tons of experience with things.

EDIT: Marvel.com has Iron Man with a 6/7 in Intelligence.

http://marvel.com/universe/Iron_man

EDIT 2:

I guess Franklin is a 7/7, so never mind what I said above!

http://marvel.com/universe/Richards,_Franklin

Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Aug 6, 2015

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Maybe he meant Nathaniel Richards?

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

Rhyno posted:

Maybe he meant Nathaniel Richards?

At the points we see adult Franklin in Hickman's books he is pretty clearly very intelligent. I would imagine that's it's something gained through experience more than an innate gift like it is for Valeria though.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Senor Candle posted:

At the points we see adult Franklin in Hickman's books he is pretty clearly very intelligent. I would imagine that's it's something gained through experience more than an innate gift like it is for Valeria though.

Everyone lets him get away with everything due to his pet.

Benito Cereno
Jan 20, 2006

ALLEZ-OUP!
Lot of people in this thread forgetting about Pythagoras Dupree

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

zoux posted:

What about the head of AIM

Sunspot's not that smart.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Sunspot's not that smart.

He means MODOL Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Learning

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


WickedHate posted:

Darkseid is overrated. Not as much as the Joker, but Jesus Christ, I want to see him get the smug smile punched off his face some more. He's so unflappable. A good villian falls from their heights.

Anti-Monitor is an event villian and might as well be an unnamed giant space flea for all his personality matters.
my podcast is recording our lightning round episodes tonight for the "Best Comic Book Villain", Marvel conference. And I am struggling to find something interesting to say about some of them. I didn't create the bracket itself, so there are a few guys missing I'd like to have (Fin Fang Foom!) and a few guys there I don't care about (Kree High Intelligence)

Can anyone say anything to the merits of Annihilus, Crossbones or Morgan le Fay (Marvel version) as to why they're interesting at all?

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Aug 6, 2015

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Everblight posted:

my podcast is recording our lightning round episodes tonight for the "Best Comic Book Villain", Marvel conference. And I am struggling to find something interesting to say about some of them. I didn't create the bracket itself, so there are a few guys missing I'd like to have (Fin Fang Foom!) and a few guys there I don't care about (Kree High Intelligence)

Can anyone say anything to the merits of Annihilus, Crossbones or Morgan le Fay (Marvel version) as to why they're interesting at all?

Annihilus has the Annihilus wave and was part of one of the best Marvel crossovers and was part of the amazing issues in which Peter and Johnny were roommates.
Crossbones is super loyal to Red Skull and Sin. He was part of the plot to kill Captain America and he is an all around good number 2.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Annihilus only invaded the 616 because the 616 universe is expanding into the Negative Zone and he just wanted to keep his people's rightful territories.

We was also democratically elected to lead the Negative Zone with 14,980,336,901,214 votes as a write in candidate. See FF 18.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Uthor posted:

Annihilus only invaded the 616 because the 616 universe is expanding into the Negative Zone and he just wanted to keep his people's rightful territories.

We was also democratically elected to lead the Negative Zone with 14,980,336,901,214 votes as a write in candidate. See FF 18.

He's also house trained!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Everblight posted:

Can anyone say anything to the merits of Annihilus, Crossbones or Morgan le Fay (Marvel version) as to why they're interesting at all?

Annihilus is THE LIVING DEATH THAT WALKS and wields THE COSMIC CONTROL ROD.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Jack Gladney posted:

Somebody check your issues of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe to see Iron Man's 90's stats. I bet he was as smart as Spider-Man, who seems to have gotten dumber since all those movies about him as a teenager.



Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Spider-Man one says Single and then Married right after.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I could have sworn that Spider-Man had Remarkable Reason. And higher Intuition, too.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Aphrodite posted:

The Spider-Man one says Single and then Married right after.

Well, that's one way to resolve all the complaints about One More Day.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Some video game really needs to license FASERIP as their stat system.

Unmature
May 9, 2008

prefect posted:

And higher Intuition, too.

Yeah, you'd think spider-sense would give him that.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Endless Mike posted:

Some video game really needs to license FASERIP as their stat system.

Hasbro bought Wizards of the Coast who bought TSR who co-developed the stat system right?


That would explain why Optimus Prime is so obsessed with faces in the Bay films.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Endless Mike posted:

Some video game really needs to license FASERIP as their stat system.
Seems right up NetherRealm's alley.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
Would somebody be so good as to explain what each of F A S E R I P stands for, and also the ratings? Cheers.

Tiger
Oct 18, 2012

And you, who are you? This is what we've got, yes. What are you going to make of it?
Fun Shoe
"Spider-Man can adhere to vertical and upside-down surfaces with Amazing ability."

Is there a grog out there who has run a game based on this, and ruled that Spider-Man could not cling to a diagonal surface? That would be amazing (Amazing).

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Kinda sucks the 7 smartest people in the world spend their time dressing in costumes and throwing lasers or tanks at each other. hosed up world.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Who's the smartest adult grown woman in the Marvel universe?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

zoux posted:

Who's the smartest adult grown woman in the Marvel universe?

How do we measure her intelligence? Like, how fast she can clean a house, how many types of sandwich she can make?

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Who's the smartest adult grown woman in the Marvel universe?
This came up before I remember, and uh, there really wasn't a solid answer :(
There just aren't many adult female characters defined by their super-smarts, even though there are many many obviously smart Marvel ladies (Kitty, Moira MacTaggart, Viper/Madame Hydra, She-Hulk, etc). After Valeria, who doesn't count, nobody really stands out based on that one characteristic.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Aug 6, 2015

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I guess maybe that doctor that invented the mutant cure and ended up on the X-science team?

Sue Storm in Ultimate though. She's just average intelligence in 616 right?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Proooooobably Kavita Rao.

Unmature
May 9, 2008

zoux posted:

I guess maybe that doctor that invented the mutant cure and ended up on the X-science team?

Sue Storm in Ultimate though. She's just average intelligence in 616 right?

When Stan Lee was writing her she'd almost get hit by cars because she forgot she was invisible. So maybe a bit below average then.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Endless Mike posted:

Proooooobably Kavita Rao.

So previously maybe Moira?

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

zoux posted:

Who's the smartest adult grown woman in the Marvel universe?

Superia was supposed to be a Marvel female super villain genuis on par with the Leader et all. (Though her plans were a little iffy. Improve women's role in the Marvel Universe by forcefully sterilising everyone except a small group of female villains. Turning Paladin and Captain America into Women so they'd be loyal to her.)

She was a part of AIM's High Council.

There's also Dr. Nightshade, a female Black Panther villain who specialises in serums that turn people into Werewolves and stuff.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Unmature posted:

When Stan Lee was writing her she'd almost get hit by cars because she forgot she was invisible. So maybe a bit below average then.

Nah, here she is flummoxing even the great Reed Richards:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Aphrodite posted:

The Spider-Man one says Single and then Married right after.

Well after he made that deal with Mephisto, the marriage was retconned. So this sourcebook written in the 80's was effected by the time change.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Wasn't AIM headed by a woman for a while?

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Skwirl posted:

Wasn't AIM headed by a woman for a while?

Yep! Monica Rappaccini, who I can only really remember as MODOK's ex, which is really pretty disappointing for 'only significant character trait'.

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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Skwirl posted:

Wasn't AIM headed by a woman for a while?

That was Monica Rappaccini. The mother of the female Scorpion*.
Fun fact, Scorpion's dad is probably Bruce Banner. (But was originally supposed to be the child of Viper and the Silver Samurai.)

She is based on this classic story.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rappaccini%27s_Daughter

*= Note the female Scorpion is not to be confused with Scopria. Who is the Scorpion, but female.

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