Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I liked when Lindsey Graham talked about his parents dying and how he's 60 and unmarried with no kids

pangstrom posted:

Is the lower tier debate worth going back to watch?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I liked when Lindsey Graham talked about his parents dying and how he's 60 and unmarried with no kids

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I liked when Lindsey Graham talked about his parents dying and how he's 60 and unmarried with no kids

euphronius posted:

Isn't he the guy who swift oated Max Cleland.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Venom Snake posted:

TWO WORDS: i'm gay

A Winner is Jew posted:

Is the RNC going to have a debate on MSNBC?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I liked when Lindsey Graham talked about his parents dying and how he's 60 and unmarried with no kids

Joementum posted:

Hold on, Karl Rove is on Fox News saying that Carly won the debate....

EugeneJ posted:

He also was on Fox News saying that Romney won the election

Karl Rove is a retard

Venom Snake posted:

lol at the 23 votes for Kaisch

quote:

15:1 – Anyone refers to Marco Rubio as “Ricky” Rubio.
5:1 – One of the Candidates will express support for the Confederate Flag.
2:1 – Any support for the Confederate flag will get cheers in the audience.
4:1 – Odds that Rand Paul is the first candidate to whine that he has not been called on enough by the moderator
6:1 – That Trump does a mock crying session if one of the candidates whines about not being called on enough by the moderator
1:2 – Reference to Lebron James since the debate will be held in Cleveland.
15:1 – Someone references, “ACORN”
2:1 – Within first 15 minutes of the Debate, at least 2 candidates mock Obama for the, “You Can Keep Your Doctor” line.
3:1 – Mike Huckabee, first candidate to openly mock science
2:1 – Ted Cruz, first candidate to openly mock science
4:1 – Ben Carson, first candidate to openly mock science
2:1 – Jeb Bush, first candidate to use the term, “work”
5:1 – Someone on stage rolls their eyes the 15th time Scott Walker attempts to turn the conversation towards Unions
2:1 – Ben Carson insults at least 5 candidates for being a politician.
Who Will Use the Word “Liberty” the most: Ted Cruz (EVEN) or Rand Paul (1:2)
2:1 – First Topic: Iran
2:1 – First Topic: Obamacare
60:1 – First Topic: Ferguson
150:1 – First Topic: Women’s Rights
2:1 – “I’m not my brother,” words stated by Jeb Bush.
50:1 – A candidate speaks in detail about how to solve the ISIS problem
6:1 – Jeb Bush, least words spoken. Bush is likely to try to not let this devolve into a circus. A wager here is basically one where he simply walks off the stage, sick of the bullshit.
15:1 – Ben Carson compares Obamacare to Slavery
7:1 – Chris Christie mentions Bruce Springsteen
25:1 – Rick Perry storms the stage and attempts to takeover someone’s podium.

quote:

Over/Under – 8.5 – Number of times Donald Trump calls someone a “loser”
Over/Under – 14.5 – Number of times Donald Trump calls someone a “dummy”
Over/Under – 16.5 – Number of times Donald Trump calls someone a “clown”
4:1 – Donald Trump Calls One of the Following an “Idiot” – Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Scott Walker, Ben Carson
2:1 – Donald Trump Calls One of the Following an “Idiot” – Rand Paul, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, Marco Rubio
Over/Under – 6.5 – Mentions of why he is the only one courageous enough to take on Hillary Clinton
2:1 – Mention of Net Worth within first 15 minutes of the debate being on the air.
12:1 – Gives out the personal cell phone number of one of the other candidates on the stage
25:1 – Gives out Hillary Clinton’s personal cell phone number
5:1 – Donald Trump asks who Bernie Sanders is, and after the laughter dissipates, people realize, hey, Trump doesn’t know who this guy is! And, then everyone laughs again.
12:1 – Odds that a Candidate attempts to mention Trump’s failed products, such as TRUMP ICE (spoiler: It’s a Bottled Water that no one wanted!)
1:2 – Odds that a Candidate mentions Trump’s many bankruptcies.
2:1 – Odds that a Candidate attempts to use Trump’s “You’re Fired” catchphrase against him
4:1 – Odds that Ted Cruz does not attack or question anything Trump says, and makes analysts openly wonder if Cruz is simply vying for a Vice President role on Trump’s ticket.

Venom Snake posted:

lol at the 23 votes for Kaisch

Plinkey posted:

Here's what I'll be using, it's mostly the Rolling Stone rules with a few other added.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h3TwDwoT5EG5Fncuc1oVa2Oktel8S03JPcWJ7UAbcKU/pubhtml

Good Citizen posted:

Only one rule is necessary

1) Drink when you feel angry or sad until that feeling has dulled enough to continue

Octatonic posted:

If only your sister knew who the best candidate was. Spread the word of Kiasch . The dark horse candidate who can accomplish our dreams

Lord of Pie posted:

One of my Republican relatives said she liked Carly and Perry the best out of the loser debate.

She likes Carson and Huckabee most of all, though.

I wonder when she fell and hit her head.

Lord of Pie posted:

Kasich is a hell no because he's from Ohio.

Other cool and good presidents from Ohio:
- William Henry Harrison
- Rutherford B. Hayes
- James A. Garfield
- William McKinley
- William Howard Taft
- Warren G. Harding

Nuke Ohio before they can do it to us again.