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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


The remake of Demon Seed is going to be interesting.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
https://youtu.be/H8yQhXDquII

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

hooah posted:

I've seen this story today, but haven't seen mention if the video's real-time or compressed. Does anyone have any indication?

Not sure about the video, but I did speed up the gif at least. It's not faster than plugging in manually but one few thing you have to remember and do, I guess (some pro-level FWP).

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



This gif is literally everything wrong with america.

Black Mage Knight
Jan 25, 2012

stop biting my cape

moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



That is the least appetizing bacon I have seen in a while.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Don't you speak that way about Senator Cruz! :colbert:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Black Mage Knight posted:

That is the least appetizing bacon I have seen in a while.

I don't think that sounds as bad as you think it does.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

TontoCorazon posted:

This gif is literally everything wrong with america.

What's wrong with bacon and guns?

Stockholm Syndrome
Mar 30, 2010

Jobbo_Fett posted:

What's wrong with bacon and guns?

America

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Black Mage Knight posted:

That is the least appetizing bacon I have seen in a while.

"Fork-tender" is not what I think of when I think of bacon. Eugh.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



If this had a crying eagle and an American flag it'd be the most American image ever made.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

ToxicSlurpee posted:

If this had a crying eagle and an American flag it'd be the most American image ever made.

He also needs to be shooting a cutout of a terrorist

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I don't know if I hate anyone's face quite as much as that turd

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



brb voting for a politician so terrible he can gently caress up bacon.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Why would someone besmirch the stooges?

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



I sure do love the flavor of gunpowder and gun oil in my bacon.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

RaspberryCommie posted:

I sure do love the flavor of gunpowder and gun oil in my bacon.

So you sterilize the outer portion of the barrel where your bacon will be. Also, how much gunpowder would accumulate where the bacon is actually situated?

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



It was about time someone started working on the old pork bullets joke.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Jim DiGriz posted:

It was about time someone started working on the old pork bullets joke.

This is ripe for an attack ad:

"If a man can gently caress up bacon this badly, what will he do to our country"

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

brb voting for a politician so terrible he can gently caress up bacon.

Although he's proven his skillset is slightly above your average toddler which should count for something in the GOP primary.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

So you sterilize the outer portion of the barrel where your bacon will be. Also, how much gunpowder would accumulate where the bacon is actually situated?

Gunshot residue gets loving everywhere.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Jim DiGriz posted:

It was about time someone started working on the old pork bullets joke.
It's not a joke for people like Cruz.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



What movie is this?


I hate this guy. I don't know him, and I'm sure he's a nice fellow, but I really hate him.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett posted:

So you sterilize the outer portion of the barrel where your bacon will be. Also, how much gunpowder would accumulate where the bacon is actually situated?

I hope you're joking.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



That's probably not bacon grease on the floor.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

This stupid commercial.

It starts off with the douche talking about how he's been fired by every job he's ever had. Then they show this smug retard.

Also, why does Ted Cruz always look like he's going to cry.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

veedubfreak posted:

Also, why does Ted Cruz always look like he's going to cry.

To be fair, he did just eat bacon cooked by muzzle flash. That would make me cry.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

CzarChasm posted:

To be fair, he did just eat bacon cooked by muzzle flash. That would make me cry.

It's cooked by the heat of the barrel :ssh:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

veedubfreak posted:

This stupid commercial.

It starts off with the douche talking about how he's been fired by every job he's ever had. Then they show this smug retard.

It's great when assholes who can't hold down a regular job come to the realization that all they need to get ahead in life is market something that's completely worthless. If you saturate all media with your smug face and horrible moustache (hell, make it into the company logo!) and hashtag this and viral video that, you can get a huge return on your investment because people will assume that you and your product are important.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Putting the ad in ad nauseam.

jmistajay
Aug 28, 2012

Mango chutney salsa!

moist turtleneck posted:

idiot doesnt even know how to cook bacon



He's just ripping off a viral video from earlier this year. He's desperately clinging to whatever chunk of pop culture might make him seem relevant. gently caress this turd.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

jmistajay posted:

He's just ripping off a viral video from earlier this year. He's desperately clinging to whatever chunk of pop culture might make him seem relevant. gently caress this turd.

Sad thing is that the bacon thing is one of his better attempts.

jmistajay
Aug 28, 2012

Mango chutney salsa!

Oh I saw that too.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

AFewBricksShy posted:

What movie is this?


Wild Things 2. Caught the very tail end while flipping channels.

quote:

I hate this guy. I don't know him, and I'm sure he's a nice fellow, but I really hate him.

You should not be allowed to have this type of mustache unless you're doing Snidely Whiplash cosplay.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

edit: beaten.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Since someone posted the Ted Cruz/Grandpa Munster comparison, he's been a lot more fun to watch

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mister Kingdom posted:

Wild Things 2. Caught the very tail end while flipping channels.


You should not be allowed to have this type of mustache unless you're doing Snidely Whiplash cosplay.

God I hate people with those doofy rear end mustaches. I can barely tolerate the high-shave haircuts that people get nowadays, but that's only because it reminds me of military haircuts and is a trigger for me.

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