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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



First you'll be talking then you'll be raping. When does it stop?!

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
when I finish?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Do it ironically posted:

is anoyone else concerned about the heightism on tinder? I'm an average height male (5'7'') and i'm constantly rejected based on my height. I don't go around asking the women what their bra size or weight is, we can't control our height it is a prejudiced movement by females that is concerning

If I wasn't tall I'd never get laid.

computer parts posted:

Also move to Mexico/Border states where all the women are 5ft tall.

this won't help most women I see around that height still have the "if you're under 6 feet don't msg me"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

quote:

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm... I often pretend I have a penis in a jokingly way.

um

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Your judging like you've never put on the mangina.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
LOL if you've never put on Goodbye Horses and done the old tuck

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



On a really hot day I like to stretch my taffy-like scrotal skin up over the whole zone like a ballsac bullfrog.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ElGroucho posted:

LOL if you've never put on Goodbye Horses and done the old tuck

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Being 6'6" tall stopped me being a virgin.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I'm a 4'11 virgin female. AMA

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a 4'11 virgin female. AMA

Are you under 300lbs?

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a 4'11 virgin female. AMA

Do you have a "less than 6'2" don't bother" disclaimer on your profile?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a 4'11 virgin female. AMA

Actual virgin or virgin wrt yo gramma being snoopy?

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I'm a hundred-something pounds. I don't have a height limit. Never had sex before.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Same

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a hundred-something pounds. I don't have a height limit. Never had sex before.

Have you ever had a sweaty fat man lick your rear end in a top hat?

Call me.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a hundred-something pounds. I don't have a height limit. Never had sex before.

Describe the best possible scenario where you lose your virginity but someone yells PRANKED and then laughs in really obnoxious way, sounding something like a donkey.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

Describe the best possible scenario where you lose your virginity but someone yells PRANKED and then laughs in really obnoxious way, sounding something like a donkey.

I'm too smart for MTV. :smug:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
That's not a woman because he described himself as "female", and nobody outside of goony trilby-havers says that.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I just like cocks.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
same

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
If I trans into a woman does that make me a virgin as a woman?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Delta Echo posted:

If I trans into a woman does that make me a virgin as a woman?

survey says...

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Delta Echo posted:

If I trans into a woman does that make me a virgin as a woman?

Unfortunately no, virginity is not transitive.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Skippy McPants posted:

Unfortunately no, virginity is not transitive.
well spiritually no, but I'd say if the holes have never gotten rekt go hog wild claiming virginity

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Coolness Averted posted:

well spiritually no, but I'd say if the holes have never gotten rekt go hog wild claiming virginity

You think inverting a peen doesn't count as rekkin it?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Skippy McPants posted:

Unfortunately no, virginity is not transitive.

If you're post op and you haven't had anything in your new parts then yea you're a virgin. Also when you get a new vagina installed do they bolt on a hymen too?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I know I have double standards because whether I had a male or femme rectum, I wouldn't want someone wrenching around in my guts through it. But as a man, my intention is maybe that.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
pastime, really.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Coolness Averted posted:

well spiritually no, but I'd say if the holes have never gotten rekt go hog wild claiming virginity

vyst posted:

If you're post op and you haven't had anything in your new parts then yea you're a virgin. Also when you get a new vagina installed do they bolt on a hymen too?

Wouldn't that just count as an orifice specific virginity? Like someone who's had sex, but just hasn't done anal, you wouldn't call them a virgin.

Man, this is a weird little rabbit hole to fall down.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
virgin rabbit hole, according to my OKCupid profile.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i finally added all my information back to okcupid, and already a man who lives over 5,000 miles away who has three references to god in his profile has messaged me. i missed this soooo much.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

YeahTubaMike posted:

i finally added all my information back to okcupid, and already a man who lives over 5,000 miles away who has three references to god in his profile has messaged me. i missed this soooo much.

lol yeah, faggots that always keep the Nazarene in their hearts and remember to treat others with respect and compassion totally suck! gently caress off, idiot.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Buschmaki posted:

lol yeah, faggots that always keep the Nazarene in their hearts and remember to treat others with respect and compassion totally suck! gently caress off, idiot.

condolences on the rejection

Risky
May 18, 2003


Princess Mentality. She'll be alone a long time.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I'm already sick of her poo poo.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Buschmaki posted:

lol yeah, faggots that always keep the Nazarene in their hearts and remember to treat others with respect and compassion totally suck! gently caress off, idiot.
lol if you're a bible beater and try to use okcupid instead of eharmony

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

vyst posted:

If you're post op and you haven't had anything in your new parts then yea you're a virgin. Also when you get a new vagina installed do they bolt on a hymen too?

Probably not considering you need to dilate it several times a day to begin with.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
Virginity is a stupid loving concept.

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Aydjile
Oct 13, 2013

Survive Adapt Improve

Otisburg posted:

I'm already sick of her poo poo.

you really should check out mamba.ru
its a russian dating site and filled up to my balls with cunts like this.
and because of that poo poo i simply cannot stand russian chicks in new-york. golddiggers squared by matriarchy self-centered princes syndrome, squared by lust for rich american with pasport.

Aydjile fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Aug 10, 2015

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