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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
e: welp nevermind

Evilreaver has a new favorite as of 05:42 on Aug 3, 2015

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Fly Alaska, you get free beer, and it's not even lovely beer (it's Alaska Beer, naturally, a decent middle of the road beer).

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
I flew Canada air to Edinburgh and not only did they not offer free booze, there were no monitors on the back of seats. They were happy to rent you an iPad for $8 or you could install some dumb app to watch poo poo on your tiny phone screen. It was an 8 hour flight.

I lifehacked that flight by listening to an audiobook and chatting with my neighbor

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

Bhodi posted:

I flew Canada air to Edinburgh and not only did they not offer free booze, there were no monitors on the back of seats. They were happy to rent you an iPad for $8 or you could install some dumb app to watch poo poo on your tiny phone screen. It was an 8 hour flight.

I lifehacked that flight by listening to an audiobook and chatting with my neighbor

i flew air canada recently to edinburgh too and yeah it sucked, no free booze, no entertainment system, i had no money for the rented iPad and the dude next to me kept engaging me in conversation even tho i tried to ignore him.

yes, thats right folks, i am the guy in the post.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jerry Cotton posted:

The dude who leaves all the porn in the woods had an account but I think he stopped posting years ago.

Sometimes I think I should pay forward the experience and just buy some porn and leave it in the woods.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Choco1980 posted:

Sometimes I think I should pay forward the experience and just buy some porn and leave it in the woods.

Share the porn, man. Be the change you want to see!

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

Choco1980 posted:

Sometimes I think I should pay forward the experience and just buy some porn and leave it in the woods.

Kids today would laugh at woods porn while streaming HD porn on their Gameboys.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

CowboyKid posted:

Kids today would laugh at woods porn while streaming HD porn on their Gameboys.
Kids today would not go into the woods.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Or own Gameboys.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Paper Diamonds posted:

Kids today would not go into the woods.
Slender Man disagrees.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

CowboyKid posted:

Kids today would laugh at woods porn while streaming HD porn on their Gameboys.

I beg to differ. The kids who aren't stuck indoors (and have loving, Godly parents) desperately need a stranger's gift.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

I beg to differ. The kids who aren't stuck indoors (and have loving, Godly parents) desperately need a stranger's gift.

:aatrek:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Choco1980 posted:

Sometimes I think I should pay forward the experience and just buy some porn and leave it in the woods.

Any uhh... any particular woods?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I mean just hypothetically I mean I'm not a woodsporn enthusiast or anything haha. Just asking haha. But seriously which woods haha?

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

The one out behind the park where you bring your dog sometimes if you don't feel like walking all the way to the good park.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
"Good" and "bad" and "porny" parks reminds me of how in the city my mom lives outside, across the street from a major high school is a forrest that's marked as a city nature park. It's more known as the place where all the desperate gay men cruise each other.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Just fill a cheap USB stick with smut and chuck it behind the bus shelter, label it if you want to make it more obvious.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"GOATSE"

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Gaz2k21 posted:

Just fill a cheap USB stick with smut and chuck it behind the bus shelter, label it if you want to make it more obvious.

https://deaddrops.com/

Embedding porn on another level

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

freelop posted:

https://deaddrops.com/

Embedding porn on another level

Getting Cryptowalled on another level.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

freelop posted:

https://deaddrops.com/

Embedding porn on another level

That seems like a fantastic way to fill your device of choice with so many viruses that it spontaneously combusts.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Who What Now posted:

That seems like a fantastic way to fill your device of choice with so many viruses that it spontaneously combusts.

Just use a condom, dummy.

Space Kablooey has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Aug 5, 2015

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It's a glory hole but for data.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Who What Now posted:

That seems like a fantastic way to fill your device of choice with so many viruses that it spontaneously combusts.

No, the combustion happens a moment before you realize that the data pins were connected to 120v AC

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Sentient Data posted:

No, the combustion happens a moment before you realize that the data pins were connected to 120v AC

Go to prison for (attempted) murder by putting 120V to a metal bit people can touch in public space, WALLA!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

RabbitWizard posted:

Go to prison for (attempted) murder by putting 120V to a metal bit people can touch in public space, WALLA!

Why do you think they're called deaddrops

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
I admit I am a little curious to see just what sort of terrible crap is on one of these, but even with an old and thus pretty much disposable laptop I won't get the chance to check any out as they are all very far away from me.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

MindlessHavok posted:

Why do you think they're called deaddrops

:bravo:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Incredible new hack for cleaning pots and pans - "soaking in water".
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patchesrward/heres-one-way-to-clean-your-pots-and-save-your-sponge

My life is changed forever!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Stoatbringer posted:

Incredible new hack for cleaning pots and pans - "soaking in water".
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patchesrward/heres-one-way-to-clean-your-pots-and-save-your-sponge

My life is changed forever!

I wonder if this thread is actually playing into buzzfeed's business model

Lifehack: post garbage articles that are so inane that people will flock just to ridicule them. You'll have more traffic than ever!

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
I'd be surprised if it's not. They clearly do a/b testing on article titles to test what gets more clicks, because the same article frequently has two or three different titles in the various link areas.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Buzzfeed literally became Clickhole these days.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Tired Moritz posted:

Buzzfeed literally became Clickhole is deperately trying to ape Clickhole's business model these days but they suck at it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Ignite Memories posted:

Buzzfeed literally became Clickhole is deperately trying to ape Clickhole's business model these days but they suck at it because they seem to overlook that Clickhole is mocking them.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Stoatbringer posted:

Incredible new hack for cleaning pots and pans - "soaking in water".
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patchesrward/heres-one-way-to-clean-your-pots-and-save-your-sponge

My life is changed forever!

I did enjoy this comment that came out of that.

Yeti Yeti Yeti
Mar 27, 2010

Tired Moritz posted:

Buzzfeed literally became Clickhole these days.

That would explain articles like this like this. Didn't Buzzfeed actually hire some Clickhole people too?

Here's another Buzzfeed tutorial where I honestly can't tell if it's satire. This is the end result:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I, too, want to look like I spilled all my cocaine on my shoes.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lifehack: Move to a first-world country where sponges and washing dishes have nothing to do with each other.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jerry Cotton posted:

Lifehack: Move to a first-world country where sponges and washing dishes have nothing to do with each other.

That's probably where they are from. Grew up with a dishwasher. Go to college or move out on their own for the first time, can't afford a dishwasher right away. At the end of the first week they run out clean dishes and just stand there staring at the sink in bafflement.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Angela Christine posted:

That's probably where they are from. Grew up with a dishwasher. Go to college or move out on their own for the first time, can't afford a dishwasher right away. At the end of the first week they run out clean dishes and just stand there staring at the sink in bafflement.

Or you could be like my legendary roommate, and call your parents' housekeeper to come over every three days and do dishes, and then lie about it.

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