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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Buschmaki posted:

lol yeah, faggots that always keep the Nazarene in their hearts and remember to treat others with respect and compassion totally suck! gently caress off, idiot.
Christian perception vs reality is always funny.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Buschmaki posted:

lol yeah, faggots that always keep the Nazarene in their hearts and remember to treat others with respect and compassion totally suck! gently caress off, idiot.

Haha, is that really how you view yourself?

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Buschmaki posted:

lol yeah, faggots that always keep the Nazarene in their hearts and remember to treat others with respect and compassion totally suck! gently caress off, idiot.

How do you feel about the gays?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
What doesn't that religious dullard use Christian Mingle or Farmers Only? Surely they will help u find gods match for u

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Captain Yossarian posted:

What doesn't that religious dullard use Christian Mingle or Farmers Only? Surely they will help u find gods match for u

Gods match for me was a tiny submissive farmer's daughter just as the good lord intended.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Captain Yossarian posted:

What doesn't that religious dullard use Christian Mingle or Farmers Only? Surely they will help u find gods match for u

They should just call Farmers Only "White People Meet" because that's what it is.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Frank Viola posted:

They should just call Farmers Only "White People Meet" because that's what it is.

They could but then a bunch of twitter ebullies would swamp them, it's only okay for nonwhites to have race segregated services.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

vyst posted:

Gods match for me was a tiny submissive farmer's daughter just as the good lord intended.

Yes! And furthermore:

Frank Viola posted:

They should just call Farmers Only "White People Meet" because that's what it is.

The Farmers Only commercials creep me out, they are just painfully loving white. Gross. Like, I know there are black farmers in the US, but the commercials sure have a lot of classic trucks and white women in high waisted bluejeans with belt buckles...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yes! And furthermore:


The Farmers Only commercials creep me out, they are just painfully loving white. Gross. Like, I know there are black farmers in the US, but the commercials sure have a lot of classic trucks and white women in high waisted bluejeans with belt buckles...

what do black farmer's women wear?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

So are crazy dogs ladies a thing yet?

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Risky posted:

Princess Mentality. She'll be alone a long time.



Her forehead is enormous.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Lawman 0 posted:

So are crazy dogs ladies a thing yet?

crazy dog ladies are worse because they gently caress their pets

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


YeahTubaMike posted:

i finally added all my information back to okcupid, and already a man who lives over 5,000 miles away who has three references to god in his profile has messaged me. i missed this soooo much.

I am really tempted to make one and see what turns up. I never did the online dating thing so I think I missed something hilarious in life.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

So are crazy dogs ladies a thing yet?

dogs dont carry the requisite brain parasites to enable full-blown crazy dog person, although some people try their damnedest to emulate it

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Lawman 0 posted:

So are crazy dogs ladies a thing yet?

step right on over to PI

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i can't believe I found a woman in 2015 who put "after the marriage" for when they'd sleep with someone.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Busta Chimes.wav posted:

dogs dont carry the requisite brain parasites to enable full-blown crazy dog person, although some people try their damnedest to emulate it

let me tell you about how my dogs literally are my children

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Lawman 0 posted:

So are crazy dogs ladies a thing yet?

Yeah but since straight guys like dogs, the crazy dog ladies are not nearly as screwed as the straight cat ladies looking for a straight dude who just loves cats.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Groovelord Neato posted:

i can't believe I found a woman in 2015 who put "after the marriage" for when they'd sleep with someone.

You know that's a green flag. "I'm virgin pure"*

* until I get u alone

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Otisburg posted:

let me tell you about how my dogs literally are my children

i have seen pictures of members of the something awful .com forums with cats dressed up in their wedding ceremony.

edit: i remembered i have an irl friend who got a tattoo of her 3-legged dog so i retract my objections

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Groovelord Neato posted:

i can't believe I found a woman in 2015 who put "after the marriage" for when they'd sleep with someone.
I see women around here who think it's a bad idea to live together before marriage, which makes me wonder what hideous foul habits they have that would require a legally binding contract signed sight unseen to force me to be around them.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Darth123123 posted:

what do black farmer's women wear?

Chains usually

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

vyst posted:

Chains usually

:drat:

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

vyst posted:

Chains usually

loving hell

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

vyst posted:

Chains usually

":newlol:"

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Darth123123 posted:

You know that's a green flag. "I'm virgin pure"*

* anal doesn't count

FTFY in my experience

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

vyst posted:

Chains usually
Christ

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I'm an actual virgin, but I'm pretty sexually knowledgeable. ;)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

vyst posted:

Chains usually

Nice

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

vyst posted:

Chains usually

You monster.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Otisburg posted:

let me tell you about how my dogs literally are my children

It's only worse when they refer to them as "fur-babies".

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



IncredibleIgloo posted:

It's only worse when they refer to them as "fur-babies".

I defriended someone on Facebook for using this term

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

vyst posted:

I defriended someone on Facebook for using this term

A good choice

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I have an OKCupid again.

Ive only had a few messages.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I have an OKCupid again.

Ive only had a few messages.

Didn't like em?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I have an OKCupid again.

Ive only had a few messages.

Can you violate their privacy for our amusement?

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

It's only worse when they refer to them as "fur-babies".

Also "furever friends" or "pawed children".

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Wait... what if I refer to my cat as my Hairy Child?

Is that ok?

naem
May 29, 2011

Otisburg posted:

I'm already sick of her poo poo.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

vyst posted:

Chains usually

comedy goldmine

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