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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Skeesix posted:

It's a new icon....

I WANT IT
I WANT IT
I WANT IT
I WANT IT

WILL YOU TAKE US TO MOUNT SPLASHMORE?

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


JohnnyCanuck posted:

WILL YOU TAKE US TO MOUNT SPLASHMORE?

:geno: No.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

WILL YOU TAKE US TO MOUNT SPLASHMORE?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

No refunds, force majeure! Read the back of your tickets! :supaburn:

Stamp your hand for re-entry!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave posted:

Stamp your hand for re-entry!

His name was Stampy. You loved him.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Mister Kingdom posted:

His name was Stampy. You loved him.



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?

I just don't think it's a good idea.

And I think it's the best idea I've ever had. We're picking up the weirdo, and that's final.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The SituAsian posted:

One of your favorite Simpsons Quote Thread OPs The Situ

If you guessed The SituAsian, you're wrong. He was never popular.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

JohnnyCanuck posted:

WILL YOU TAKE US TO MOUNT SPLASHMORE?

JohnnyCanuck posted:

WILL YOU TAKE US TO MOUNT SPLASHMORE?

Lisa needs braces.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

jscolon2.0 posted:

If you guessed The SituAsian, you're wrong. He was never popular.

I'm not dead. In fact i just wrote an OP for PSP :argh:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

The SituAsian posted:

I'm not dead. In fact i just wrote an OP for PSP :argh:

The SituAsian is so sweepy... he doesn't know what he's saying.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son... I think.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Do over Ham posted:

Lisa needs braces.

Rental ham.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son... I think.

You know, Boardoom Jimmy, maybe it's just the concussion talking but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The SituAsian posted:

I'm not dead. In fact i just wrote an OP for PSP :argh:

Gas, brake, honk.
Gas, brake, honk.
Honk, honk, punch.
Gas, gas gas!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Gas, brake, honk.
Gas, brake, honk.
Honk, honk, punch.
Gas, gas gas!

Put it in H!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Luigi Thirty posted:

Put it in H!

:geno: No.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Luigi Thirty posted:

Put it in H!

Since you're trying to make a getaway in "PARK", I'll assume you don't have a license. :cop:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son... I think.
Hey fun boys, get a room!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Rental ham.

Oh dear, send a ham to his widow.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

Oh dear, send a ham to his widow.

TMMadman, are we Jewish?

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

BigDave posted:

TMMadman, are we Jewish?

I know Weinstein's parents were upset, but it sounded so made-up. I mean, Yom Kip Poor.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

HellOnEarth posted:

I know Weinstein's parents were upset, but it sounded so made-up. I mean, Yom Kip Poor.

Hello, thread? This is TMMadman. I won't be quoting tomorrow - religious holiday. The Feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

After The War posted:

Since you're trying to make a getaway in "PARK", I'll assume you don't have a license. :cop:

The way I was headed, it was just a matter of time before I wound up in front of a judge.

They gave me a choice: jail, the Army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady. Of course if I'd known there was a war going on, I probably would've apologized.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

TMMadman posted:

Hello, thread? This is TMMadman. I won't be quoting tomorrow - religious holiday. The Feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we're making God madder and madder.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Like a mule eatin an apple!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

IMJack posted:

The way I was headed, it was just a matter of time before I wound up in front of a judge.

They gave me a choice: jail, the Army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady. Of course if I'd known there was a war going on, I probably would've apologized.

Is that right, Principal Tazmanian?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

Like a mule eatin an apple!

You know, a thread with quote's a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

You know, a thread with quote's a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!

The name's Killstorm! Class3killstorm. And I come before you goon people tonight with a quote. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Futurama quote thread quote.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Class3KillStorm posted:

The name's Killstorm! Class3killstorm. And I come before you goon people tonight with a quote. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Futurama quote thread quote.

Cherry... cherry! Mule, crud!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

sout posted:

And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we're making God madder and madder.

Sout, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Do over Ham posted:

Sout, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Do over Ham is an old man who lives at the school.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Tokelau All Star posted:

Do over Ham is an old man who lives at the school.

Let's see, he's 40 years old, times $25 grand...whoa, he's a millionaire!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Let's see, he's 40 years old, times $25 grand...whoa, he's a millionaire!

I wasn't a goon when I was one! :mad:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Tokelau All Star posted:

Do over Ham is an old man who lives at the school.

Young man, I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone, and that metal plate i got in 'Nam. Now I want you to knock off that potty talk right now.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Young man, I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone, and that metal plate i got in 'Nam. Now I want you to knock off that potty talk right now.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Tubby?

The name "Tubby" is hurtful, as my weight problem is glandular.

Are you going to eat that?

Yoink.

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