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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Harald posted:

freepers finally turning on fox news, lol

They turned on Fox as far back as the 2008 post-mortem when some talking head had the temerity to suggest that, maybe, Sarah Palin might not have been the best VP choice.

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Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer

DemeaninDemon posted:

Finally? They've been hating it for years. Just like voting for the GOP, they'll still tune in because gently caress you lay down in the street and die pound sand.

Ftfy

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Captain_Maclaine posted:

They turned on Fox as far back as the 2008 post-mortem when some talking head had the temerity to suggest that, maybe, Sarah Palin might not have been the best VP choice.

Not that they stopped watching it, of course, and they won't stop watching it now either.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Fox and Freepers are "Its Complicated" in FB relationship terms.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

quote:

coupe-de-gras

A car made from goose liver? :iiam:

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Foie is the liver. Gras means fat. "Coupe de gras" would be a two-door car made out of lard.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Robotnik Nudes posted:

Fox and Freepers are "Its Complicated" in FB relationship terms.

I dont know what its actually about, but when I hear "cuckservative" I think of the freeper situation. They love to hate what they love. Depending on the outside stimulus a single specific chosen ally can be...

A) the new savior - a person who is daily committing superhuman acts of conservatism, but more importantly acts of anti-whatever-it-is-today, with enough aplomb to strike fear into the hearts of strawmen and inspire the nation to finally stop pretending we aren't correct about all things. See: Palin, Fiorina by way of Crowders twitter feed.

B) True conservative - a person who passes all major litmus tests, talks a good talk, and at least uses the right code words to indicate that they hate all the same poo poo we do. Not exciting or unhinged enough to become a savior, but thanks to a shallow bench, is always one spittle flecked msnbc interview or fist fight with a black youth away. They can maintain this status as long as they haven't angered enough of your bridge group to gently caress up a game. Harder than it sounds.

C) RINO - Any Republican who got productive or pragmatic for a long enough time that people noticed. This is also the first stage of transitive liberalism, which can be contracted through any prolonged recorded contact with democrats where you aren't at least wearing the standard prophylactic scowl. This person has committed enough sins that your knitting circle will devolve into chaos at the sound of their name. Often the most dangerous type, as some liberal plants in your hospice or nursing home will try to sabotage the party by trying to explain why they aren't that bad, why you shouldn't condemn people based on one issue, or that you need to increase your dosage or you might die.

D) Actual sleeper agent - despite somehow being elected as a Republican, this obvious liberal democrat is a major fucker and some sort of wizard causing all the worlds problems, as per the gay agenda. Typical actions include strategizing for a general election, passing bills that have no discernable negative impact on dems, referring to Obama as president without a slur attached, governing.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Someone in some thread posted a long explanation about what Cuckservative means and where it came from but it was way more words than I thought I could justify reading about something so retarded and that's coming from someone who has read more than 10 words of a Wookiepedia article.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Harald posted:

freepers finally turning on fox news, lol

What the hell else are they going to watch or do though? A lot of them are probably completely sedentary and there's nothing even further to the right of Fox News on TV. They'll go back to watching it just like they'll go back to voting straight ticket [R] after they're done bitching about the RINO infestation.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Woolie Wool posted:

Foie is the liver. Gras means fat. "Coupe de gras" would be a two-door car made out of lard.

To the Freeper(im)mobile!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Robotnik Nudes posted:

Someone in some thread posted a long explanation about what Cuckservative means and where it came from but it was way more words than I thought I could justify reading about something so retarded and that's coming from someone who has read more than 10 words of a Wookiepedia article.
Conservatives overpowered by evil leftists because they aren't overt racists.

That's it in 10 words.

Here's a dumb graphic made by racists.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Robotnik Nudes posted:

Someone in some thread posted a long explanation about what Cuckservative means and where it came from but it was way more words than I thought I could justify reading about something so retarded and that's coming from someone who has read more than 10 words of a Wookiepedia article.

The short version of it is that to today's hard right, it's not enough to just call someone a RINO because everyone is a RINO so that doesn't hurt anymore, you have to also somehow wedge in an attack on their masculinity (by calling them a cuckold because lol you can't even control your wife what a loser).

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

So now every conservative who isn't an angry squawking birdman all the time is a cucked little beta?

haw haw haw

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Robotnik Nudes posted:

So now every conservative who isn't an angry squawking birdman all the time is a cucked little beta?

haw haw haw

Pretty much, yeah.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


With the added racism angle that cuckservatives are somehow letting the electorate get banged by black men.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The Rokstar posted:

The short version of it is that to today's hard right, it's not enough to just call someone a RINO because everyone is a RINO so that doesn't hurt anymore, you have to also somehow wedge in an attack on their masculinity (by calling them a cuckold because lol you can't even control your wife what a loser).

That makes a sad amount of sense.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Christ almighty. From Hillary to the Neoreactionaries the whole right wing just keeps getting shadier and more hosed up every day.

I'd gloat more, but Leftists really have no room to gloat because we're the actual cucks.

ideology is disgusting. hail satan.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
The secret to ISIS's success: Over 100 former Saddam Hussein-era officers run jihadi group's
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3323073/posts

quote:

One thing you have to admit about Saddam: he seemed to know how to run a country in which different Islamic sects live in proximity.

An awful thing to say, but true.

3 posted on 8/11/2015, 12:24:30 AM by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)

quote:

Some folks are not ready for self rule. For most of Iraq “democracy” means “If we win, it is our turn to loot.” And you are not going to teach them differently.

In the end, we should not worry about what might be good for the Iraqis, but what would is good for the USA. And, frankly, Hussein was better for the USA than what exists in Iraq now.

9 posted on 8/11/2015, 1:03:14 AM by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)

quote:

I get it now, ISIS (or Dash) is really the revenge of saddam Hussein. They want to get back at Bush and the Americans who brought down the tyrant. In retrospect it was a mistake to invade Iraq—hindsite is 20-20. Still we must punish IS with more than bombs.

10 posted on 8/11/2015, 1:07:25 AM by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll Onward! Ride to the sound of the guns!)

quote:

ISIS did not get rolling until Obama, against all advice, cut and ran from a nigh stable Iraq. ISIS also could have been squashed two years ago if, again, Obama had heeded sensible advice. This is almost all on Obama (and his Secretary of State, whomever she may have been).

He is still asleep at the switch ...

13 posted on 8/11/2015, 1:14:27 AM by dodger

They hate us for our freedom! :patriot:

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Jagged Jim posted:

quote:

To: hoosiermama

I agree, FUGW.

I've about had enough of the arrogance from both the GOPe and those on FR who believe they have the right to dictate to me what I should think/believe, and HOW I should think and believe.

16 posted on 8/9/2015, 9:17:54 PM by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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Why did you join Freep in the first place then? That's been the standard norm since the beginning.

One awesome thing about all these poo poo show candidates is you get to watch rabid assholes like this eat each other alive.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Guavanaut posted:

Conservatives overpowered by evil leftists because they aren't overt racists.

That's it in 10 words.

Here's a dumb graphic made by racists.


What did Ted Cruz do to gain cuck/RINO status?

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

SocketWrench posted:

Why did you join Freep in the first place then? That's been the standard norm since the beginning.

It's just posturing. He knows he's on the side that's been anointed by JR so he's pretty safe voicing his opinion. In fact he is the one eager to dictate to others who they should vote for, these guys are itching for a purge of all the freepers RINOs that have been making fun of Trump. It's a shame the user base as dropped so much that I doubt JR will do much purging because the last primaries would would have made Stalin proud.


MaxxBot posted:

What did Ted Cruz do to gain cuck/RINO status?
Do you mean Rafael Cruz?

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

Guavanaut posted:

Conservatives overpowered by evil leftists because they aren't overt racists.

That's it in 10 words.

Here's a dumb graphic made by racists.


This. This poo poo is just...:stonklol:

Well, if you're wondering what the fascists' strategy is, wonder no longer. Luckily it looks like they're not very good at it.

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.


I don't know if my favorite is the Kochs in the cucks or the Most White Americans in the more conservative than Fox. Maybe they mean a subset of white Americans, the most-white ones.

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
To diverge from freepers, that article's subtle point is laughable. Every Iraqi Sunni who wanted a job under Saddam was a Baathist, and nearly every Iraqi over 30 was in their Army at some point. Furthermore, Baathism is secular and Saddam was likely a Sufi. It makes no difference that ISIL leadership was a part of the Iraqi Army. I view all of these types of articles as some ignorant attempt to justify the Iraq War. There was no realistic link between Saddam and Idlamic extremists. They were a threat to his rule and he persecuted them like everyone else who could have possibly ever undermined his iron-fisted authority.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
/pol/ is listed

Ahahahahaha

They're even bigger pussies than Freep ever was.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Unreal_One posted:

I don't know if my favorite is the Kochs in the cucks or the Most White Americans in the more conservative than Fox. Maybe they mean a subset of white Americans, the most-white ones.

No they think white Americans are on their side and will join the fight when they strike a blow for hope against the librul establishment hegemony. It's not even false consciousness, they actually believe that white America is just waiting for heroic freepers to give them the courage to fight the cucks and socialists and minorities and uppity womenfolk.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Fun fact, this thread was pulled by the admins,

quote:

This thread has been pulled.
Pulled on 08/10/2015 7:53:43 PM PDT by Admin Moderator, reason:

No thanks

but google got a cache of it

Introducing a new drink, the "Bloody Megyn". You saw it on Free Republic first

quote:

Posted on Mon Aug 10 2015 19:25:57 GMT-0700 (PDT) by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Okay, here it is, the new "Bloody Megyn" drink. It looks like s----, may taste like s---- to you, but is harmless and has no alcohol and therefore no real substance (just like Megyn Kelly), making it the perfect "Bloody Megyn" drink. Get some red soda, chocolate milk and some Sangria soft drink (the one from Mexico would probably be best, but wasn't available in the store tonight).

Take a small cup with a handle (coffee-sized cup) and fill half full with chocolate milk. Then add Sangria and a little red soda to get that bloody look on top. Mix with a small spoon and add to rocks (ice cubes). It makes the perfect "Bloody Megyn" drink and it actually tastes good (to me anyway). Ingredients shown below:

quote:

To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

If I drink it and burp, will it come out my . . whatever?

2 posted on Mon Aug 10 2015 19:28:32 GMT-0700 (PDT) by aimhigh (1 John 3:21)

quote:

To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

No alcohol?

I’ll pass...

4 posted on Mon Aug 10 2015 19:29:20 GMT-0700 (PDT) by MountainDad (Support your local Militia)

quote:

To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

The Bloody Megyn: It’s good for what Ailes you.

12 posted on Mon Aug 10 2015 19:36:33 GMT-0700 (PDT) by Charles Henrickson

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
That actually does sound like a good beverage. Someone come up with a less terrible name

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Red soda & chocolate milk? Dry Santorum.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

The Bloody Megyn: It’s good for what Ailes you.

12 posted on Mon Aug 10 2015 19:36:33 GMT-0700 (PDT) by Charles Henrickson

I feel bad but I laughed my rear end off at this. :saddowns:

Also ugh, chocolate milk and carbonation mixing? That sounds awful.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
The hell is Red Soda? Raspberry flavour?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

WarpedNaba posted:

The hell is Red Soda? Raspberry flavour?

Strawberry fanta?

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

WarpedNaba posted:

The hell is Red Soda? Raspberry flavour?

Given that most Freepers are from the south, I'd guess he's referring to something like Big Red soda, which is kind of bubble gummy but not quite. It's got a weird flavor profile I can't describe. Of course it doesn't help that it's be probably close to 15 years since I've had Big Red.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

it's sold in the Midwest commonly too and yeah,kind of bubblegum, kind of cream soda. it's tasty.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Cream soda and Chocolate? Sounds like a poor man's Brandy Alexander.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Also the appropriate name is "Red pop", not "red soda"

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Big Red is good, as much as I hate to validate a freeper.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


TheMaskedChemist posted:

Given that most Freepers are from the south, I'd guess he's referring to something like Big Red soda, which is kind of bubble gummy but not quite. It's got a weird flavor profile I can't describe. Of course it doesn't help that it's be probably close to 15 years since I've had Big Red.

It is unbearably loving sweet, like drinking carbonated syrup.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I think it means "any red colored soda".

Also Big Red is bad.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Goddess of Destruction Just Appeared In New York (Empire State Bldg)




quote:

Empire State Building has refused to honor Mother Theresa in the past, but Hindu Goddess is okay.

The image looks evil.
1 posted on 08/10/2015 7:12:48 PM PDT by FR_addict

quote:

To: FR_addict
It is evil.
2 posted on 08/10/2015 7:15:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

quote:

To: FR_addict

Jesus. That building used to be an icon of American pride. Now its a sheer mockery.

4 posted on 08/10/2015 7:16:38 PM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)

quote:

To: FR_addict

The original Thug cult in India were devotees of “goddess kali”.

5 posted on 08/10/2015 7:17:02 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")

quote:

To: FR_addict

It signifies that we are in the Kali Yuga, the age of disintegration and destruction.

6 posted on 08/10/2015 7:18:25 PM PDT by oblomov

quote:

To: FR_addict
You'd think projecting the goddess of destruction upon an iconic NYC skyscraper would give somebody pause up there.
8 posted on 08/10/2015 7:19:45 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry

quote:

To: DesertRhino

TPTB are laughing at us.

10 posted on 08/10/2015 7:20:44 PM PDT by FR_addict (Boehner needs to go!)

quote:

To: Rebelbase

Anything but Christianity.

12 posted on 08/10/2015 7:23:41 PM PDT by FR_addict (Boehner needs to go!)

quote:

To: FR_addict

Someone needs to hack the projector, and show airliners crashing into the building and the building burning and people jumping... You know, just a subtle reminder, sponsored by ISIS.

13 posted on 08/10/2015 7:24:38 PM PDT by Rodamala

quote:

To: FR_addict

I am a commissioned artist who despises the company of artists because of people like this crackpot.

14 posted on 08/10/2015 7:25:09 PM PDT by scottiemom (As a retired Texas public school teacher, I highly recommend private school)

quote:

To: FR_addict

It does look evil. But it’s NY. Everything wrong with NY is
their own doing.

15 posted on 08/10/2015 7:25:10 PM PDT by two23 (Ignore the media. It isn't propaganda if we don't listen.)

quote:

To: FR_addict

Commie agitprop.

16 posted on 08/10/2015 7:26:01 PM PDT by SpaceBar

quote:

To: FR_addict

How about our White House decorated in the Kali Gay flag?

17 posted on 08/10/2015 7:26:27 PM PDT by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)

quote:

To: BenLurkin

Thanks for putting the image up.

I guess they will put up Mohamed, next.

22 posted on 08/10/2015 7:27:56 PM PDT by FR_addict (Boehner needs to go!)

quote:

To: kaehurowing

“It’s Harbinger time.”

Yes. It is here. We talk more and more about it where I attend worship of the One True God.

26 posted on 08/10/2015 7:32:09 PM PDT by Wiz-Nerd

quote:

To: FR_addict

This is an abomination

The symbology is disturbing

28 posted on 08/10/2015 7:33:08 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)

quote:

To: The Ghost of FReepers Past

“or Judaism.”

You are treading on God’s ground here. I would be very careful. He already has a plan for them. Us? Not so much.

29 posted on 08/10/2015 7:33:54 PM PDT by Wiz-Nerd

quote:

To: scottiemom

One of the communists stated goals for the USA was to promote Ugly images...and call them art.

It appears they have again succeeded beyond their wildest imaginations.

34 posted on 08/10/2015 7:38:12 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)

quote:

To: UCANSEE2

I think it’s Miley Cyrus I blackface

37 posted on 08/10/2015 7:42:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

quote:

To: FR_addict

It is a bad omen, just as the red flag waved by the statue of liberty was, approximately 2 weeks before 911. I do believe in signs, and this is not a good one.

41 posted on 08/10/2015 7:53:08 PM PDT by semaj (Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)

quote:

To: FR_addict

it’s just plain fv____g SICK!

NYC DESERVES whatever is headed it’s way-—truly the new Sodom or Gommorah destined to be incinerqted from the skies

42 posted on 08/10/2015 7:53:31 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine (Don't say, "the administration," or "the EPA"--say "OBAMA." Give him full credit)

quote:

To: FR_addict

They say this is just some artsy-fartsy project for “the environment”, but some things are inherently evil. If these people had a single Godly bone in their body, they’d know that.

44 posted on 08/10/2015 7:55:35 PM PDT by backwoods-engineer (AMERICA IS DONE! When can we start over?)

quote:

To: FR_addict
Holy crap, they have an Idol now. Unbelievable that in this day people would
be so damned stupid.
47 posted on 08/10/2015 8:02:58 PM PDT by MaxMax

quote:

To: UCANSEE2

Oh the Hadon Collider....well... might want to check with the God of the Bible...the ‘ONLY’ one true God....seems to me Collider isn’t going anywhere until HE determine’s it will or not. All other God’s are simply the imagination and creation of men.

61 posted on 08/10/2015 9:05:22 PM PDT by caww

quote:

To: semaj; Cvengr; cyn

Yes, I’ve had that one bookmarked as well.

That one’s good because SamAdams also posted about his John Hancock tower dreams.

John Hancock = “signature”

Lots of FR posters were dreaming strange dreams in the months leading to 911!

65 posted on 08/10/2015 9:20:59 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)

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