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kizudarake posted:if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's black call Dr. Andretti 455-2123
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:35 |
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Does anyone have a link to the "cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11" story? I can't remember when it was posted and want to relive the magic
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:54 |
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This one is plausible.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 09:21 |
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Khazar-khum posted:This one is plausible. very
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 09:22 |
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The goddamned doctor.quote:Not Thinking Outside The Police Box
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 09:24 |
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Khazar-khum posted:The goddamned doctor. not as plausible as xxx ladies
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 09:29 |
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Khazar-khum posted:This one is plausible. I thought XXX superfemales were entirely phenotypically normal? Like the cell just makes more Barr bodies with the extra X chromosomes? If that's the case, the teacher would never bother to do any search.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 09:30 |
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Khazar-khum posted:The goddamned doctor.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 10:10 |
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Posted a couple pages ago in its entirety.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 10:20 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Posted a couple pages ago in its entirety. My bad - someone just posted it on Twitter this afternoon!
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 10:42 |
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Kill all doctor who fans
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:39 |
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ElGroucho posted:Kill all doctor who fans
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:49 |
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kimbo305 posted:I thought XXX superfemales were entirely phenotypically normal? Like the cell just makes more Barr bodies with the extra X chromosomes? If that's the case, the teacher would never bother to do any search. If you're teaching about chromosomal disorders, you should probably include a good number of the possibilities: X0, XXY, XXXY, etc. to highlight the fact that not all chromosomal aneuploidy turns you into a drooling simpleton.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:51 |
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I had a teacher once bring up the website for Whitehouse.com instead of Whitehouse.gov. At the time, the .com address was a dildo store. 3 seconds of the website on screen and she knew the remaining 20 minutes of class was pointless.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:03 |
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kimbo305 posted:I thought XXX superfemales were entirely phenotypically normal? Like the cell just makes more Barr bodies with the extra X chromosomes? If that's the case, the teacher would never bother to do any search. No, obviously they grow an extra boob. 'X's are for boobs.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:07 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:No, obviously they grow an extra boob. 'X's are for boobs.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:21 |
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Stroop There It Is posted:So most men have one boob? Yeah, just one long boob
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:30 |
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The Great Burrito posted:Does anyone have a link to the "cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11" story? I can't remember when it was posted and want to relive the magic I went in to lift today I didn't really wanna go to heavy I never really do when I'm on vacation I never seem to lift well. I was doing some hang snatches in this oly section in the corner of this gym keeping to myself when I here some guy talking to his friend about "that loving crossfit fagget" I let it go hey maybe he's not talking about me. I work up to a 100kg triple not shattering any world records just about body weight. After a little while it becomes evident I am the crossfit fagget and that this is the guy who's been a rear end in a top hat to my dad. I cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11 and began out assholing this guy. I tripled 110 in the hang snatch a huge pr for me. Next I started doing whatever that rear end in a top hat was doing. He started dead lifting so I I dead lifted he pulled 330 with straps and a belt and he was grunting and making a huge scene. I worked up to 450 for a beltless triple with a pause on the bottom of each huge pr (and honestly I thought it was 420 but I'm an idiot and accidentally loaded 450). His deadlift session abruptly stopped. I begn following him around doing whatever he did for the same rep scheme at higher weights, he started getting really frustrated. Finally he started doing some shrugs with DBS so I asked if I could work in and he said ok so I started doing db bench with them. When I got up he left had left the gym.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:39 |
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ElGroucho posted:Kill all doctor who fans
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:09 |
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Hes right
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:15 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:No, obviously they grow an extra boob. 'X's are for boobs. When I was little, I thought X meant a person standing with outstretched arms for a hug, and O meant the shape your lips make for a kiss. I still can't get over that it's reversed.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:40 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:51 |
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About how much money did that guy waste showing up those hipsters?
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:08 |
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imgur commenter Thurrington is good
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:16 |
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Sorry, man, we're just stupid hipster idea guys and don't have any money. I guess you're stuck with creorgasm.org and blueiceballs.com forever.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:15 |
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Minarchist posted:I went in to lift today I didn't really wanna go to heavy I never really do when I'm on vacation I never seem to lift well. I was doing some hang snatches in this oly section in the corner of this gym keeping to myself when I here some guy talking to his friend about "that loving crossfit fagget" I let it go hey maybe he's not talking about me. I work up to a 100kg triple not shattering any world records just about body weight. After a little while it becomes evident I am the crossfit fagget and that this is the guy who's been a rear end in a top hat to my dad. I cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11 and began out assholing this guy. I tripled 110 in the hang snatch a huge pr for me. Next I started doing whatever that rear end in a top hat was doing. He started dead lifting so I I dead lifted he pulled 330 with straps and a belt and he was grunting and making a huge scene. I worked up to 450 for a beltless triple with a pause on the bottom of each huge pr (and honestly I thought it was 420 but I'm an idiot and accidentally loaded 450). His deadlift session abruptly stopped. I begn following him around doing whatever he did for the same rep scheme at higher weights, he started getting really frustrated. Finally he started doing some shrugs with DBS so I asked if I could work in and he said ok so I started doing db bench with them. When I got up he left had left the gym. The internet has done weird loving things to weightlifting
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:35 |
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Zelder posted:The internet has done weird loving things to weightlifting Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:36 |
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goose fleet posted:Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. Don't spoil the next season of Always Sunny man, cmon.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:23 |
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I like how every word moves the story on the scale from likely to
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:25 |
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"They deserve the props"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:30 |
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Zelder posted:The internet has done weird loving things to weightlifting Yes, 'the internet'...
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:48 |
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This person sounds like he really wants a big brother
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:49 |
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SybilVimes posted:Yes, 'the internet'... There's nothing weird about hella toned beef cakes posing together in a seemingly abandoned locker room bruh
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:03 |
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kimbo305 posted:When I was little, I thought X meant a person standing with outstretched arms for a hug, and O meant the shape your lips make for a kiss. I still can't get over that it's reversed. What the hell
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:16 |
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Khazar-khum posted:The goddamned doctor. quote:Customer: *blank look* “I am unfamiliar with that.”
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:28 |
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York_M_Chan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr6aHi98iGI Follow-up: these guys are terrible. source: https://twitter.com/SamAndNia/status/630459816587059200
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:07 |
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if the husband started a 'secret' group fund thing to supposedly buy his wife a gift then they both bolted with buckets of cash i would be a very happy person
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:51 |
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Actually, I was there. I was the man who said the big mac lift line.
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