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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
he died

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's an odd way of spelling "got married"

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I do too. You guys were always guaranteed laughs when I came to TFF

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Rest In Beef

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

whypick1 posted:

That's an odd way of spelling "got married"

seems pretty normal to me :shrug:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Yeah TB told me that he'd be gone for a while

he wanted to spend time with his wife and stuff :unsmith:

it crossed my mind that he might be able to get his stuff on KSK now that Febreeze is in charge

That would be boss

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I'm not really in charge, I'm just kinda the last guy left who only does NFL stuff. I'm friends with Beef on facebook, he seems to just want to be happy and he never talks about football

If I get an opportunity to get some goon work in there I will though.



Febreeze fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Aug 11, 2015

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze posted:

I'm not really in charge, I'm just kinda the last guy left who only does NFL stuff

If I get an opportunity to get some goon work in there I will though

if you were the only guy left on a desert island would you be in charge?

exactly :colbert:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Febreeze posted:

he seems to just want to be happy and he never talks about football

well that's not right. what team is he a fan of again?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh yeah I'm FB friends with him too.

And Ross. And I think that's it.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

JPrime posted:

well that's not right. what team is he a fan of again?

Pretty sure he's an Eagles fan. Chip Kelly's wild ride might've broken him

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Oh yeah I'm FB friends with him too.

And Ross. And I think that's it.
:allears:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
post ur TFF fb bros in this thread

Ross
Manas
Sax

thats it

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

MindlessHavok posted:

post ur TFF fb bros in this thread

Ross
Manas
Sax

thats it

I prefer to remain completely anonymous and intend to keep it that way

Lest you discover my terrible secret

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I prefer to remain completely anonymous and intend to keep it that way

Lest you discover my terrible secret

Is it that you're boring as hell outside of TFF because I'm pretty sure that's everyon

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I'm still friends with DKCecil on FB, actually.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I prefer to remain completely anonymous and intend to keep it that way

Lest you discover my terrible secret
do you have a fetlife account

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

do you have a fetlife account

You mother fucker I just googled what that is on a work computer

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Febreeze posted:

I'm not really in charge, I'm just kinda the last guy left who only does NFL stuff. I'm friends with Beef on facebook, he seems to just want to be happy and he never talks about football

If I get an opportunity to get some goon work in there I will though.

I'd be motivated to write if you need people

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
As I told Febreeze earlier, I just hope he doesn't get any poo poo from anyone for trying to keep KSK afloat. He deserves better than to be turned into a scapegoat for people frustrated with how Uproxx treated Christmas Ape.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You mother fucker I just googled what that is on a work computer

GG noob

I'm Facebook friends with none of you fuckers on the account of not having a (real) Facebook account.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I prefer to remain completely anonymous and intend to keep it that way

Lest you discover my terrible secret

Like having gone to Penn State?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Probably Magic posted:

Like having gone to Penn State?

gently caress

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Actually, poo poo, I can get Goon stuff on KSK like right now. Here's the deal: Each year KSK would do our own version of "Your team sucks" called Pre-kakke and it would be a short write up preview of each team, plus a write up from a fan of that team. Usually a few paragraphs, normally funny but it didn't have to be.

I just asked my editor and he'd like to keep that alive, so now I'm going to be putting those together. That means I need you goons. So what I need is the fan reaction segments. As stated, just write a couple of short paragraphs or something (doesn't even have to be funny, though it helps) about what you expect to see this season.

Here are a couple of examples of previous versions so you get a sense of what I mean. You would be the fan-forcast section
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2014/08/ksk-2014-nfl-prekkake-tampa-bay-buccaneers/
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2014/08/ksk-2014-nfl-prekakke-washington-redskins/

Don't worry if anyone submitted for the same team as you, multiple perspectives might be fun. Try to keep it to no more than 3 paragraphs/ roughly that length if you do silly bullet points or whatever. You have the freedom to write anything, just keep it to a reasonable length.

Send them to my email drawplay574@gmail.com
be sure to include your goon username if you don't want to have your real name used. I'll preferably need them within the next week, if possible.

Ehud, this is your time to get your 8-8 jokes to the world

Mel Mudkiper posted:

As I told Febreeze earlier, I just hope he doesn't get any poo poo from anyone for trying to keep KSK afloat. He deserves better than to be turned into a scapegoat for people frustrated with how Uproxx treated Christmas Ape.

My current editor who handles most of the Sports sections is actually the one person on the staff who loved KSK so he's okay with me keeping traditions alive.

Next week I finally take on Peter King myself.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Next week I finally take on Peter King myself.

Everyone, take a moment to remember Febreeze as the man he is now and not the broken thing he will become

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You mother fucker I just googled what that is on a work computer
ahahaha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You mother fucker I just googled what that is on a work computer

:owned:

MindlessHavok posted:

post ur TFF fb bros in this thread

Ross
Manas
Sax

thats it

Flikken and HAM

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Geno got suckerpunched and broke his face


Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Spoeank posted:

Geno got suckerpunched and broke his face




:lol:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

MindlessHavok posted:

post ur TFF fb bros in this thread

Ross
Manas
Sax

thats it

Chichevache, Val Helmethead and Bigass Moth

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Feel bad for Geno but also uh not devastated I won't have to watch him start the season.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

I'm not really in charge, I'm just kinda the last guy left who only does NFL stuff. I'm friends with Beef on facebook, he seems to just want to be happy and he never talks about football

If I get an opportunity to get some goon work in there I will though.

Febreeze, if I ever poo poo an idea that's funny enough that you want to use or appropriate it to make the KSK audience laugh, just loving take it. I'll be :unsmith: about it for like a day.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

God help me for the series of poor decisions in my life which have led to me planning to meet up with a TFF goon to go to the Min@Chi game this year.

I had a sensible chuckle at you guys being Facebook pals and then I realized it was I who had gone too deep

GNU Order fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 11, 2015

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Does anyone in the NFL have nearly as punchable a face as Brad Marchand?
I'm a page late for this but

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

JT Jag posted:

I'm a page late for this but



Oh GOD, it barely looks human.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Spoeank posted:

Geno got suckerpunched and broke his face




:laffo:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

Actually, poo poo, I can get Goon stuff on KSK like right now. Here's the deal: Each year KSK would do our own version of "Your team sucks" called Pre-kakke and it would be a short write up preview of each team, plus a write up from a fan of that team. Usually a few paragraphs, normally funny but it didn't have to be.

I just asked my editor and he'd like to keep that alive, so now I'm going to be putting those together. That means I need you goons. So what I need is the fan reaction segments. As stated, just write a couple of short paragraphs or something (doesn't even have to be funny, though it helps) about what you expect to see this season.

Here are a couple of examples of previous versions so you get a sense of what I mean. You would be the fan-forcast section
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2014/08/ksk-2014-nfl-prekkake-tampa-bay-buccaneers/
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2014/08/ksk-2014-nfl-prekakke-washington-redskins/

Don't worry if anyone submitted for the same team as you, multiple perspectives might be fun. Try to keep it to no more than 3 paragraphs/ roughly that length if you do silly bullet points or whatever. You have the freedom to write anything, just keep it to a reasonable length.

Send them to my email drawplay574@gmail.com
be sure to include your goon username if you don't want to have your real name used. I'll preferably need them within the next week, if possible.

Ehud, this is your time to get your 8-8 jokes to the world


My current editor who handles most of the Sports sections is actually the one person on the staff who loved KSK so he's okay with me keeping traditions alive.

Next week I finally take on Peter King myself.

I'm on PTO this week so I'll do a Niners one.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Dibs on the bucs but willing to collaboration with bucs forumers for its a bucs life

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

JT Jag posted:

I'm a page late for this but


So the guys who did Thumb Wars are now going to do Thumb Office?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

JT Jag posted:

I'm a page late for this but



Is this supposed to be a person?

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