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Neo_Crimson posted:These are from a place called Skyline Chilli and it is the bomb. They put cinnamon and nutmeg in their chilli and it somehow ends up tasting like Indian Goat Curry (which is also the bomb). They're just so relentlessly plump bunnyofdoom posted:
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bunnyofdoom posted:(Guess what it is) Sticking with the theme here, I'm gonna say chili? (please tell me I'm wrong)
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Minarchist posted:Nutraloaf? cash crab posted:
PubicMice posted:Sticking with the theme here, I'm gonna say chili? (please tell me I'm wrong) Micarchist gets it! (TBF: It was intentional AFP from the onion)
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Aug 13, 2015 04:17
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bunnyofdoom posted:Minarchist gets it! Yeeeah  Nutraloaf is seriously the worst poo poo and should be loving banned yesterday as cruel punishment e:  soylent is on that page as a "nutritionally complete food"
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Aug 13, 2015 04:20
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You bought a seasoning packet? Throw that away and buy canned veggies.
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Decrepus posted:You bought a seasoning packet? Throw that away and buy canned veggies. Spice up your meal by tossing
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Aug 13, 2015 04:23
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cash crab posted:Amateurs, usually. Skyline chili always reminds me of this: http://deadspin.com/the-great-american-menu-foods-of-the-states-ranked-an-1349137024 quote:Cincinnati chili is the worst, saddest, most depressing goddamn thing in the world. If it came out of the end of your digestive system, you would turn the color of chalk and call an ambulance, but at least it'd make some sense.
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It really doesn't look that bad, kinda just like a bland meatloaf. Would (with a large amount of ketchup).
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Aug 13, 2015 04:24
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Tree Goat posted:Skyline chili always reminds me of this: who the hell considers salt water taffy to be New Jersey's regional food and not taylor ham/pork roll
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Aug 13, 2015 04:27
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Decrepus posted:You bought a seasoning packet? Throw that away and buy canned veggies. Tbh, canned veggies work really well in slow cooked chili. Yeah, nothing beats fresh but you can just dump 15 cans of beans and greens into a pot with some water, throw in some chopped onion and garlic and maybe a roasted ham hock and it'll turn out good! Hey, if we're guessing on what the gently caress a dish is, I made this pan of slop a few years ago:  lidnsya posted:It really doesn't look that bad, kinda just like a bland meatloaf. You don't get ketchup with nutraloaf. You get a room temperature loaf that you eat with your hands. 3 times a day. For months. Basically you'll have some of the hardest psycho killers in prison reduced to tears and begging not to have to eat it. It's that bad. Minarchist has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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Aug 13, 2015 04:28
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Crow Jane posted:RIP titties Oh yeeeeeah, Cash Crab will be available again.
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Minarchist posted:
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Minarchist posted:Yeeeah The sword-and-scale crew also made Nutraloaf and posted a recipe for those who hate themselves enough to try it but don't want to go to jail.
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Aug 13, 2015 04:31
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Probably good, but it does kind of look like runny... uhm... stuff Samizdata posted:Oh yeeeeeah, Cash Crab will be available again. available TO PARTY
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Aug 13, 2015 04:34
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cash crab posted:available TO PARTY CRAP FOOD PARTY GOIN' DOWN! IMMA OPEN WITH THE CLASSIC VELVETTA/CANNED CHILI NO EFFORT DIP, WITH THIN, CHEAP rear end GROCERY STORE BRAND FLOUR TORTILLA CHIP! (Also, just sayin' if your potential husband dies of bad food before the marriage, he would want you to be happy and find someone else. /creeper)
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Aug 13, 2015 04:39
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cash crab posted:Oh god yes yes, sweet sweet dicks in my mouth this is the loving worst thing ever made. Who gave that man a tablet. WHAT AN rear end in a top hat Goons always take it one step further http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045
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Alaois posted:who the hell considers salt water taffy to be New Jersey's regional food and not taylor ham/pork roll That's not a dish, that's a god drat ingredient.
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and thus my favorite Something Awful Cycle is complete, someone posts something, another thing is posted related to that, and a third person comes in and posts the original thing.Tree Goat posted:That's not a dish, that's a god drat ingredient. IF YOU AIN'T EATEN STRAIGHT TAYLOR HAM YOU AIN'T BEEN ALIVE *dies of sodium*
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Aug 13, 2015 04:44
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DarklyDreaming posted:The sword-and-scale crew also made Nutraloaf and posted a recipe for those who hate themselves enough to try it but don't want to go to jail. They didn't make it properly. You gotta blend the mix into a rough slurry and then slowly bake it so everything coalesces into a nice neat loaf but doesn't get the good browning (and flavors!) when you do it at the proper temp. Then you let it sit for a day or so before you feed it to people. cash crab posted:Probably good, but it does kind of look like runny... uhm... stuff It is! (good, that is) Alaois posted:i think i see a bell pepper You did! It's a badly prepped but still tasty Panang beef I didn't cut the strips of beef long/thick enough so they got lost in too much sauce  pentyne posted:Goons always take it one step further I will always throw a can of corn in my chili because gently caress you dad that's why
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Samizdata posted:CRAP FOOD PARTY GOIN' DOWN! IMMA OPEN WITH THE CLASSIC VELVETTA/CANNED CHILI NO EFFORT DIP, WITH THIN, CHEAP rear end GROCERY STORE BRAND FLOUR TORTILLA CHIP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ 
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Samizdata posted:CRAP FOOD PARTY GOIN' DOWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpBbGk202g (maybe nsfw for woman rolling on the floor with raw chicken on her baps)
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In the spirit of Nurtiloaf. I think I'm going to try and make a pizza cake in a meatloaf/small bread loaf pan. Wish me luck. At least a pound a pepperoni.
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Careful. the jar is...hot  Chili cheese dip is decent food, okay. Creamed corn on a potato isnt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLn5SCRYWGw
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Aug 13, 2015 04:55
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Minarchist posted:They didn't make it properly. I love that the major message from the GWS regulars was "gently caress it, make chili you like and want to eat, but your chili recipe is almost certainly poo poo and uses tons of artificial chemicals because you're too lazy to chop garlic or cut an onion"
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Shameful confession time. I sorta made mininutraloafs for consumption. See, I had this chicken meatball mixture with ground chicken, breadcrumbs, parmesan cheese, and seasoning, and I added fresh sauteed spinach mushrooms and onions to it, then made it into miniloafs and baked it, then frozen them for easy meals. They look like poo poo but they are pretty tasty.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:This bullshit? I'm really surprised you guys don't know this guy. He's got a bunch more at http://cookingcomically.com/ (I actually did end up replacing my potato wedges spice mix recipe with a variation on his. But considering he's trying to get terrible slob goons to actually cook and poo poo, I can't hate him.)
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pentyne posted:I love that the major message from the GWS regulars was "gently caress it, make chili you like and want to eat, but your chili recipe is almost certainly poo poo and uses tons of artificial chemicals because you're too lazy to chop garlic or cut an onion" one day I'll get a granite mortar and pestle and then grind up my whole cumin seeds and grow my own onions and garlic and then roast them under a tropical sun with a harem of beautifully bronzed island girls and it'll be the best chili ever and  I use fresh onions and garlic and also throw in some lovely dollar store powdered garlic and onion because the taste works well together.  bunnyofdoom posted:Shameful confession time. I sorta made mininutraloafs for consumption. See, I had this chicken meatball mixture with ground chicken, breadcrumbs, parmesan cheese, and seasoning, and I added fresh sauteed spinach mushrooms and onions to it, then made it into miniloafs and baked it, then frozen them for easy meals. They look like poo poo but they are pretty tasty. You're missing the point of Nutraloaf. You can make loaves of food that are nutritionally complete..ish and taste fairly okay due to salts and cheeses and spice. Nutraloaf has none of those. It is nothing to aspire to make, ever. If you do decide to go down that dark path, make it for people you hate. Make it for those who you wish to suffer  Your chick'ncheese loafs sound pretty good though. I'd eat a few and feel bad about it later. Minarchist has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I'm really surprised you guys don't know this guy. He's got a bunch more at http://cookingcomically.com/ the problem with his super extreme STYLE OH YEAH is that the only people who would find that funny are either 13 year olds or manchildren and neither could cook beyond soup in a cup and tv dinners. PEACH. MOTHER F***KIN'. PANCAKES haha nice one, guy
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pentyne posted:Goons always take it one step further Hi, an attractive goon posted this on the last page titties posted:have some AFP from the Goldmine: Who can out-chili my chili? Also yes, cash crab, when I die in like 15 minutes I do want you to be happy and I think Samizdata is a solid choice
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Tree Goat posted:Skyline chili always reminds me of this: Okay, I wasn't really on board with this until I got to quote:No foodstuff could more quintessentially embody Connecticut's rigorous commitment to blandness than a mushy wad of pulverized cow cooked in water vapor. You don't need a degree in American history to conjure up the almost certainly accurate image of some buckle-hatted Puritan twerp's Eureka! moment, when he discovered a cheeseburger preparation that promised all of the Caloryes of a Common Cheese-and-Burger, but None of the Curfed Pleafure, which Verily rots the fpirit and faps the Vigour of Man. I've eaten at Ted's and fuckin
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titties posted:
She gazed wistfully out the window, locking eyes with Rita, the largest pig. The farm was a decent size, but far more work than the three years prior. It felt shameful to complain, but she missed the compressed air canisters of bacon cheese product from her old life. Suppressing the thought, she went back to the dishes. They were having Nutraloaf again tonight.
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Rickycat posted:PEACH. MOTHER F***KIN'. PANCAKES haha nice one, guy *goonlord staggers out of bed at 11:30 AM* Boy oh boy lets make some  FUCKIN PEACH PANCAKES <--- no one, everI mean they're probably good and all but come on, know your audience. They want recipes for big batches of food that you can just eat twice a day (preferably lukewarm or cold) for a week and it'll keep and not get gross. Chili is good. Pancakes...no. Goony foods that aren't hard to make a crapload of to secretly eat at 2AM when mom's asleep: Chili Stir-frys Potato cheese broccoli bake Twice Baked Potatoes Beef/Chicken Fajitas Meatloaf Roast chicken drumsticks Thats the kind of crap he should be doing. Unless he's got a contract with McCormick or something. Data Graham posted:I've eaten at Ted's and fuckin Same here, love their commercial Minarchist has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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ErIog posted:I think if it had been labeled Bachelor Stew then people wouldn't have taken so much offense. Yeah, the comic is dumb but the food looks pretty unremarkable. But call something "chilli" and people will apparently line up to tell you how wrong you're doing it.
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Fresh off my FB feed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but this appears to be corn on bread, being baked.
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Ain't you never heard of cornbread
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EZipperelli posted:Fresh off my FB feed... how do you make cornbread smart guy?
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Rickycat posted:the problem with his super extreme STYLE OH YEAH is that the only people who would find that funny are either 13 year olds or manchildren and neither could cook beyond soup in a cup and tv dinners. The oatmeal raised like eleven billion dollars for their kickstarter right they're out there, these people also that's some fine corn bread a'yuh
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cash crab posted:She gazed wistfully out the window, locking eyes with Rita, the largest pig. The farm was a decent size, but far more work than the three years prior. It felt shameful to complain, but she missed the compressed air canisters of bacon cheese product from her old life. Suppressing the thought, she went back to the dishes. They were having Nutraloaf again tonight. I promise we will never go without compressed air canisters of bacon cheese product AGAIN!
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Humphrey Vasel posted:Ain't you never heard of cornbread VendaGoat posted:
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I think this was posted already but maybe not so here it is for your viewing pleasure: How To Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork With Andy Roy    - It's kind of gnarly...
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