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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
:lol:

I came into this thread to specifically request someone run that sketch through the google dream generator.

:tinfoil:

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
You've been Kalli's parachute account all this time?!!???

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

The dream generator didn't really know what to do with that sketch



The Island of Dr Moreau was a bad movie.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli posted:

The dream generator didn't really know what to do with that sketch



Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats: The Trial"

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Fitzpatrick gets the Jets starting job

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/fitzpatrick-gets-the-jets-job/

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

That poor loving guy keep signing on to be a back-up and ends up eating poo poo under center for clipboard pay. I'm legit sorry for him at this point.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chilichimp posted:

That poor loving guy keep signing on to be a back-up and ends up eating poo poo under center for clipboard pay. I'm legit sorry for him at this point.

The Bills paid him like a bazillion dollars after two good games, and he's smart enough to save that money. Fitz is fine.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014


Owns. Also, sent you an e-mail about the Pre-Kakke, I'm trying to do the Bears one.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Febreeze I sent you an email for a Seahawks fan write-up

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Manoueverable posted:

Febreeze I sent you an email for a Seahawks fan write-up

Got it

So far I've gotten something for the Saints, Bears, 49ers, and Hawks. Nrr seems to be working on something for the Eagles.


Ehud goddamnit where is my Dolphins write up

Also BBP I would seriously be honored if you did a Cowboys one

Everything is still open and I'll take multiple submissions per team so if you are a 49er/bear/hawks/Saints fan don't pass it up if you want to do a thing. I start uploading them next week.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hey

ok let me sit down and try to write something soon and i will send it to you

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I am trying to think of something creative for the Jaguars but I am an unimaginative chump.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Bort Bortles posted:

I am trying to think of something creative for the Jaguars but I am an unimaginative chump.

I'm tempted to add "Just like the Jags" to the end of this and use only that for the fan write up

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
When do you need the Cowboys one by, boss

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Febreeze posted:

I'm tempted to add "Just like the Jags" to the end of this and use only that for the fan write up
Ugh, if you're going to be sassy like that I'll do something.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Here is a write-up for my team, the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

My writeup posted:

0-7.

0-7.

0-7.

Shoot me now.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Big Bob Pataki posted:

When do you need the Cowboys one by, boss

By next week, preferably

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I figured that HAM or one of the other Browns dudes would cover them. If nobody does, let me know via PM or Facebook and I can.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Hockles posted:

I figured that HAM or one of the other Browns dudes would cover them. If nobody does, let me know via PM or Facebook and I can.

Do it in addition to them you slacker

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Febreeze posted:

By next week, preferably

I may flake out, but I have a few ideas for an appropriately smarmy Patriots writeup if you want.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Athanatos posted:

Do it in addition to them you slacker

Yeah, but they are noted funny posters. I am just a guy with a gangtag that nobody else has.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

I may flake out, but I have a few ideas for an appropriately smarmy Patriots writeup if you want.

hmm agreeing to fill something then not doing it all the way

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
most of you guys know that i'm not the original HAM right

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

most of you guys know that i'm not the original HAM right

Well, I do. But that's what I know him as.

Rap. Whatever he is now.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

most of you guys know that i'm not the original HAM right

You're Manas, bro.

ham/rap/football fuckerman is now The Vi2vian man.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

most of you guys know that i'm not the original HAM right

HAM isn't an identity, it's a state of mind.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I'm not sure which direction I wanted to go with this:



Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

swickles posted:

I'm not sure which direction I wanted to go with this:





Another horrible accident from Seth Brundle.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Probably Magic posted:

HAM isn't an identity, it's a state of mind.

It's more like the Dread Pirate Roberts, the current HAM is actually Pop Dog. Your time will come too.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
The Dread Pirate Ham

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Febreeze is famous again.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

I may flake out, but I have a few ideas for an appropriately smarmy Patriots writeup if you want.

Post four pictures of rings and a mic dropping.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I'd do Steelers but my knowledge of the team is not really in-depth beyond going "Woooo hit that other guy" and drinking beer

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I'd do Steelers but my knowledge of the team is not really in-depth beyond going "Woooo hit that other guy" and drinking beer

Something something bandwagon joke....

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I'd do Steelers but my knowledge of the team is not really in-depth beyond going "Woooo hit that other guy" and drinking beer

My post literally just is a bunch of words that exist solely to spell out gently caress Jed York so there isn't exactly a high bar of entry here.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Spoeank posted:

My post literally just is a bunch of words that exist solely to spell out gently caress Jed York so there isn't exactly a high bar of entry here.

I'm thinking of sending one in to make a joke about the KSK/49ers parallels.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
A sneak preview for my Jaguars writeup!



look at them

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I'd do Steelers but my knowledge of the team is not really in-depth beyond going "Woooo hit that other guy" and drinking beer

I can only name eight guys on the team I like.

Sadly, I think I can name more Packers.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Probably Magic posted:

I can only name eight guys on the team I like.

Sadly, I think I can name more Packers.

Aaron Rodgers, Ty Montgomery, Clay Matthews, Raji, Guion, Cobb, Jordy, Haha, Shields, uhhhhhh, Peppers and TJ Lang?

gently caress.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Febreeze posted:

I probably can't make two picture of Dorian Grey jokes within a few weeks
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-picture-of-jim-caldwell/

Sure you can... there's GOTTA be a joke somewhere in a place I'm incapable of reaching about them being stored in the same place or safe deposit box or something...







...yeah this is why I am not a writer.

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