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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
The Times have a writeup on the Iowa State Fair online. Highly recommend clicking through, there's a slideshow with a bunch of great old pictures from past state fairs.

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YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Warcabbit posted:

Got a picture of yourself, Hoot, so we can try to go through the Fox footage?

Yeah, are we glossing over this? Some woman admits in public that her neighbors murder and then dump the bodies of immigrants on their land, and suddenly there's two pages of talk about BBQ?

Feather
Mar 1, 2003
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

AssassinPrincess posted:

Yeah, are we glossing over this? Some woman admits in public that her neighbors murder and then dump the bodies of immigrants on their land, and suddenly there's two pages of talk about BBQ?

Just what are you suggesting? That there is a relationship between dead border-hoppers and BBQ?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ive been thinking of my official 2016 election uniform and this is what i got:

1. official white trump "Make America Great Again" trucker hat, text in gold obviously

2. baby blue bernie sanders t shirt, with "#feelthebern" and "#alllivesmatter" scrawled on the back under logo in permanent marker

3. "more like grillary clinton amarite?" apron

4.tight jeans with an o'malley sticker on the back pocket

5. ted cruz's cowboy boots i stole from a houston strip club when he was occupied

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Feather posted:

Just what are you suggesting? That there is a relationship between dead border-hoppers and BBQ?

You know how much america loves to eat the poor.

e: also per the ^^^ post, where can I get a SOLID GOLD colored trump hat? Cuz I will only wear a trump hat if it matches his toilet. Just shiny gold all over. Gold letters on top of gold.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
These never get old for me oh my god


Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

AssassinPrincess posted:

Yeah, are we glossing over this? Some woman admits in public that her neighbors murder and then dump the bodies of immigrants on their land, and suddenly there's two pages of talk about BBQ?

It was a lady in the crowd before Fiorina arrived that I overheard. She was not interviewed or on tape as far as I know or saw. This does not make it less horrendous. The fact she is a teacher makes it even worse.


GalacticAcid posted:

These never get old for me oh my god




I hope Branstad has a heart attack this year.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
The true heir of The Gipper reveals himself, and it's not who you expect.


Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

#MrHootingtonsLifeMatters

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jan 22, 2016

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
pork
be inspired

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo
jeb's inspiring me























to vote for another candidate

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Something Else posted:

please stop with this

Sorry for using an emoticon, just pretend I told a "yooj" joke instead.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

When does Trumps helicopter land

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jeb is so nondescript. I can barely see him. Just an oval white head.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011



Get ready

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

midnightclimax posted:

pork
be inspired

by cooking the blandest possible cut using the blandest possible method


Rocks posted:

When does Trumps helicopter land

during the audience singalong part of the breakdown in pour some sugar on me i.e. right after the one-armed drum solo

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Aug 14, 2015

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Probad posted:

We won't know for sure until the Biden camp starts setting up the fog machines.

Hoping his campaign song is "Eye of the Tiger".

GalacticAcid posted:

These never get old for me oh my god




That pork chop has clearly wronged Jeb! in some way. He looks so...determined.

"Bitch I will EAT you."

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

comes along bort posted:

during the audience singalong part of the breakdown in pour some sugar on me i.e. right after the one-armed drum solo
Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:

What has nine arms and sucks?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

"it's afraid"

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Mr Hootington posted:

Sure!


Bonus hover hands on the left. I was afraid to touch my prom date.

I don't know who's more disgusted with the other.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:vince:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

The X-man cometh posted:

I don't know who's more disgusted with the other.

very happy to be here today with you if not only you.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

First he nets the coveted dog vote, and now he secures the robot vote.

Is there any demographic O'Malley won't get votes from?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

I'm kind of surprised Mitt's attending this year.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

:mitt:

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
I'm in Des Moines for work and got to live my dream. I met Martin O'Malley and asked him, "You're the guy from Baltimore who is running for President, right? Governor Carcetti?"

He just laughed and said, "Nope, I'm Martin O'Malley. The Wire was great television, but it's also fiction." Then he asked me to caucus for him, but I said I don't live in Iowa and he said to check out his website and gave me a sticker. I should have had a better question to ask him, but I didn't have any off the top of my head and he left after about 30 seconds.

That is my story. Thank you for listening Goons.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002











You are amazing. Both Trump and Santorum are good at posing. Carly's eyes are saying please hurry up with the drat picture

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I'm in Des Moines for work and got to live my dream. I met Martin O'Malley and asked him, "You're the guy from Baltimore who is running for President, right? Governor Carcetti?"

He just laughed and said, "Nope, I'm Martin O'Malley. The Wire was great television, but it's also fiction." Then he asked me to caucus for him, but I said I don't live in Iowa and he said to check out his website and gave me a sticker. I should have had a better question to ask him, but I didn't have any off the top of my head and he left after about 30 seconds.

That is my story. Thank you for listening Goons.

:unsmith: "N-no, that's just f-fiction...h-heh. So vote for me, why don't you. Please?"

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I'm in Des Moines for work and got to live my dream. I met Martin O'Malley and asked him, "You're the guy from Baltimore who is running for President, right? Governor Carcetti?"

You should have asked him why the only steady coverage he can get is Drudge.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
:siren:Donald Trump state fair helicopter rides still on:siren:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/14/politics/donald-trump-helicopter-state-fair/

You can't stump the Trump.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

ErIog posted:

You should have asked him why the only steady coverage he can get is Drudge.

That would have been way too obscure. I thought the Carcetti question would be funnier than it was, but he just kinda laughed like he had heard it a million times and left when I told him I didn't live in Iowa. :smith:

He was on the move and didn't really want to talk shop in one spot for too long. I keep seeing pictures of all the other candidates out there, but I didn't see anyone but O'Malley walking around.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Forums Smilie Model Struggles to Find Footing in Democratic Primary

:smith:



:unsmith:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

#PEASANTLIVESMATTER

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Alter Ego posted:

Hoping his campaign song is "Eye of the Tiger".


That pork chop has clearly wronged Jeb! in some way. He looks so...determined.

"Bitch I will EAT you."

He looks like his dad, honestly.

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

OOF. This is sympathetic as gently caress. Maybe Bernie isn't the right guy for me after all

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Is there a campaign tracker website out there that has a simple breakdown of where everyone is and what their main event is for that day?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Jeb! is taking the Trump route and shedding all hint of subtlety, just being himself.

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mastervj
Feb 25, 2011

Mr Hootington posted:

Carly "Spunky" Fiorina Field Trip Report

I don't how you people put yourselves through this, but you have my thanks.

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