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ChickenArise
May 12, 2010

POWER
= MEAT +
OPPORTUNITY
= BATTLEWORMS

symbolic posted:

Okilly Dokilly to replace Ghost as overrated niche band.

Doubt it

They've got some cool riffs (and so does Ghost despite my dislike of them)

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Vintersorg posted:

That Flanders thing is everywhere and its loving horrible.

I'm sorry about your inability to have fun or smile about anything.

Truly you are the most metal.

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional

xzzy posted:

I'm sorry about your inability to have fun or smile about anything.

Truly you are the most metal.

No trends, no mosh, no core, no flanders.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

xzzy posted:

I'm sorry about your inability to have fun or smile about anything.

Truly you are the most metal.

well first and foremost the music is pretty terrible.

a gimmick doesn't excuse a poo poo sound.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

well first and foremost the music is pretty terrible.

a gimmick doesn't excuse a poo poo sound.

Agreed. A weird gimmick band could almost be kinda funny if they made quality music. But this is total garbage. What's with the Offspring imitation in the second song? Is it supposed to be an homage?

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Spanish Manlove posted:

New krallice is real good

its drat good but really short, like half the length of their usual LPs

the new Nile is also out (or leaked idk) and its $ick

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Hey guys, here's something that doesn't suck for a change!

https://youtu.be/HPrPcG72IDA

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

xzzy posted:

Is it too late to post links to mock metal bands claiming it's the most metal thing ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNdluJtwrCM

http://okillydokilly.bandcamp.com/album/okilly-demos

The most annoying motherfucker at work showed this to me because "you like metal, so you'll probably like this!" This is the exact same thing he said when he discovered Baby Metal.

First track makes me think of like the shittiest Around The Fur-era Deftones I can imagine.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I love Iron Maiden, but listen to the newest single and tell me that Bruce Dickinson is not butchering the word 'STAARRRSS' every time he squeezes it out of his poor ragged windpipe.

Here's some totally illegitimate Brazilian source for the single: http://www.ironmaidenbrasil.com.br/2015/08/iron-maiden-vazou-ouca-na-integra-speed.html?showComment=1439517859234#c1538456954455492678

het
Nov 14, 2002

A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

xzzy posted:

I'm sorry about your inability to have fun or smile about anything.

Truly you are the most metal.
It's really bad music and fun doesn't really excuse that

edit: also it's not even a very good execution of the concept

mitochondritom
Oct 3, 2010

Trees and Squids posted:

I love Iron Maiden, but listen to the newest single and tell me that Bruce Dickinson is not butchering the word 'STAARRRSS' every time he squeezes it out of his poor ragged windpipe.

Here's some totally illegitimate Brazilian source for the single: http://www.ironmaidenbrasil.com.br/2015/08/iron-maiden-vazou-ouca-na-integra-speed.html?showComment=1439517859234#c1538456954455492678

The music video is up on their Youtube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7A24f6gNc

H13
Nov 30, 2005

Fun Shoe
Awesome! Iron Maiden are covering Deep Purple! This is gonna kick rear end!

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
I'm actually really digging the new Maiden song. It has this nice no-frills rock sound to it the band hasn't had for quite a while. Here's hoping the album will have more of that instead of just meandering 9-minute epics after another.
It's true that Bruce is sounding a bit strained, but gently caress it he's still good enough.

All in all, pretty stoked for the new album!

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
I like that Lemmy has switched from whiskey to vodka for health reasons.

Of course its just because whiskey+cola is bad for his diabetes, so he drinks vodka+orange juice now instead.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



Nordick posted:

I'm actually really digging the new Maiden song. It has this nice no-frills rock sound to it the band hasn't had for quite a while.

I definitely like it better than anything off the last couple of albums, but it's still just sort of...generic Maiden. There's no real memorable riffs or anything.

The video is all kinds of awesome though.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Hulk Krogan posted:

I definitely like it better than anything off the last couple of albums, but it's still just sort of...generic Maiden. There's no real memorable riffs or anything.

The video is all kinds of awesome though.

I came to post the song, but clearly I'm too late.

I didn't dig it so much at first, and then it grew on me. Then again, I'm a huge Iron Maiden fan so I think I'm biased towards liking it no matter what. The intro did surprise me, since it sounded completely different from what I expect from Iron Maiden.

The video was indeed awesome. At first I thought "ugh... pixel art" and then how it evolved through different video game eras was amazing.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Hulk Krogan posted:

I definitely like it better than anything off the last couple of albums, but it's still just sort of...generic Maiden. There's no real memorable riffs or anything.
True it's just a basic Maiden song, but we haven't had too many new ones of those for a while, and it's a GOOD generic Maiden song. Also the chorus is catchy as gently caress. I've listened to the song a half dozen times now, loving it.

My first reaction to the video was "Oh god no, they're trying some CGI poo poo again, that never works" but it then it turned out to be really cool. I love all the little nods to different album covers of theirs, it's a nice touch.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



xzzy posted:

I'm sorry about your inability to have fun or smile about anything.

Truly you are the most metal.

JUST HAVING FUN BROS haha

Dont be a tool.

EDIT: New Iron Maiden is merely ok but who am I kidding, im paying top dollar if they roll around.

Vintersorg fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Aug 14, 2015

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Vintersorg posted:

JUST HAVING FUN BROS haha

Dont be a tool.

Well you gotta admit it was kind of in theme, everyone's posting random mock bands and then the internet provides a brand new one right on cue.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

mitochondritom posted:

The music video is up on their Youtube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7A24f6gNc

This video is perfect and I want to play Eddie Contra right now.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I was surprised they referenced bloody Robocop vs Terminator in there. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04XVAl_4TCg

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Vintersorg posted:

I was surprised they referenced bloody Robocop vs Terminator in there. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04XVAl_4TCg

I noticed that too! It's a really nice nod to the gigantic nerds that are heavy metal fans.

We know.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

But late to the "Speed of Light" hype train, but whatever.

The song itself was a good, solid slab of NWOBHM. I liked it, even if it's a bit different than pretty much every Iron Maiden album since Powerslave. I actually love the albums chocked full of 9-minute long rockers (especially Brave New World and Somewhere in Time), but I still enjoyed this song. The video was also odd, but in the best way possible. Sort of the video game equivalent of RHCP's "Dani California" music video. I didn't expect the song to fit with the video, but it did really well.

Overall, great song, great video, great way to hype Book of Souls.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmX_lGwL1l4

Dyscrasia
Jun 23, 2003
Give Me Hamms Premium Draft or Give Me DEATH!!!!

symbolic posted:

But late to the "Speed of Light" hype train, but whatever.

The song itself was a good, solid slab of NWOBHM. I liked it, even if it's a bit different than pretty much every Iron Maiden album since Powerslave. I actually love the albums chocked full of 9-minute long rockers (especially Brave New World and Somewhere in Time), but I still enjoyed this song. The video was also odd, but in the best way possible. Sort of the video game equivalent of RHCP's "Dani California" music video. I didn't expect the song to fit with the video, but it did really well.

Overall, great song, great video, great way to hype Book of Souls.

Sounds like Maiden is doing another no prayer for the dying to me.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again


I don't know if the production is working for me but those riffs are absolutely massively hitting the spot.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
Have Nile ever had good production? Aside from maybe Annihilation but that's fairly dry (appropriate I guess) sterile tech death production.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Another new GloryHammer song is on Youtube. This one doesn't have a techno beat, but it's still equally loving cheesy and flowery. Makes me feel like puking rainbows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHqGTJ2wC-Q


To even that out, here's some Shrapnel Storm, for all you deatah metal lovers. Sounds like thrashy Bolt Thrower to my uneducated ears. Pretty good.

https://witchesbrewthrashes.bandcamp.com/album/mother-war

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I'm at the B4BQ before tomorrow's GwarBQ and am wondering, are bib overalls now the "in" thing for metal in the mid-Atlantic?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Gamma Nerd posted:

Have Nile ever had good production? Aside from maybe Annihilation but that's fairly dry (appropriate I guess) sterile tech death production.

They get what they can afford but it's gotten worse over time. Darkened Shrines/Annihilation was the peak.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
I'm a sucker for Amongst the Catacombs in general but I like the production on that.

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.
And now for some Australian metal that makes no sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGfyA_EwpGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc8ZPP5cUN0

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional
The world needs more Sadism.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Hulk Krogan posted:

Either way, I bet Akerfeldt will continue being salty that people didn't like Heritage and claiming in interviews that they're just close-minded death metal purists.

Which is stupid because death metal purists never listened to Opeth in the first place.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

The Clit Avoider posted:

The world needs more Sadism.

Post your fav Chilean band itt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ur1eLWP1XU

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Weaponized Cum posted:

Post your fav Chilean band itt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOGDX3W6zU

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional
Can't possibly pick one favourite but Hades Archer is killer new(er) stuff.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

The Clit Avoider posted:

Can't possibly pick one favourite but Hades Archer is killer new(er) stuff.

This was immeasurably better than their previous stuff, it was quite a surprise.

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived
The new Ghost album is really good, sorry detractors.

Adding my praise for the new Cattle Decapitation, last time I fell in love with an album this fast was Archspire. Amazing right off the bat.

Also requesting a video that was posted XX pages ago which was the most dadmetal thing ever. Think his name was Chris something and the video was just him walking around looking fat and middle aged, flipping the horns and just not giving a gently caress about how awkward it all was. I need to inflict it on a friend.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Martout posted:

The new Ghost album is really good, sorry detractors.

Adding my praise for the new Cattle Decapitation, last time I fell in love with an album this fast was Archspire. Amazing right off the bat.

Also requesting a video that was posted XX pages ago which was the most dadmetal thing ever. Think his name was Chris something and the video was just him walking around looking fat and middle aged, flipping the horns and just not giving a gently caress about how awkward it all was. I need to inflict it on a friend.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MTIWzgExzAA

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