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IMJack posted:Root Bear, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Root Bear's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...
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Class3KillStorm posted:Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Root Bear's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas... I heard Root Bear's rear end has it's own Congressman.
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Monday_ posted:I heard Root Bear's rear end has it's own Congressman. I'd like to give you a logging permit, I would. But this isn't like burying toxic waste - people are going to notice those trees are gone.
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Everything Counts posted:I'd like to give you a logging permit, I would. But this isn't like burying toxic waste - people are going to notice those trees are gone. 
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Aug 14, 2015 05:10
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Some Boy Scouts stumbled onto your little game of "Hide the Ooze".
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IMJack posted:Root Bear, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? Surly only looks out for one guy. Surly.
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Ah, I suppose that's normal background radiation, the kind you'd find in any well maintained nuclear facility or, for that matter, playgrounds and hospitals.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Surly only looks out for one guy. Surly. Sorry, Surly. 
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Aug 14, 2015 14:26
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Mira posted:Shut up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M
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Mira posted:Shut up. You're watching PBS? Hey, I'm as surprised as you, but I stumbled across the most delicious British sitcom. "Do Shut Up"? It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers. Cheeky.
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CharlieFoxtrot, you're perpetuating a negative Italian-American stereotype. You could be a pizza man, an organ grinder, a......uh.... leaning tower maker?
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Mira posted:CharlieFoxtrot, you're perpetuating a negative Italian-American stereotype. Oh, sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and -- and quarries.
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York_M_Chan posted:We'll take the Spruce Moose. Model???
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PT6A posted:Model??? Do you come with the car?
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Root Bear posted:Do you come with the car? WHERE'S MY ROOT BEAR?! WHERE'S MY ROOT BEAR!?
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Deviant posted:WHERE'S MY ROOT BEAR?! It's like a freakin' country bear jamboree around here!
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Root Bear posted:Do you come with the car? It comes with a free frogurt.
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Monday_ posted:It comes with a free frogurt. That's good!
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We're here, we're queer, We don't want any root bears!
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Do over Ham posted:You're watching PBS? WE ARE WATCHING FOX.
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sout posted:We're here, we're queer, I knew my kind wasn't wanted here...
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Mira posted:CharlieFoxtrot, you're perpetuating a negative Italian-American stereotype. Gratzi, gratzi. You have brought-a great joy to this old Italian stereotype.
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IMJack posted:Gratzi, gratzi. You have brought-a great joy to this old Italian stereotype. 
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I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys!
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Monday_ posted:I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys! 
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sout posted:We're here, we're queer, Are you the beer baron?? Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
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sout posted:We're here, we're queer, I'll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight... 
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Root Bear posted:I'll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight...  I'm gonna get up, go downstairs, open up the pullout couch and.... ahh the hell with it I'll just sleep here.Edit: Do you goons know why Root Bear and I sleep together in the same bed? 
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Jerusalem posted:
Do you come with the Bear? 
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Deviant posted:Do you come with the Bear? They didn't have Lord Huggington 
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Jerusalem posted:
I sleep in a drawer!
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TMMadman posted:I sleep in a drawer! I sleep in a big bed, with my wife.
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Jerusalem posted:
Deviant posted:Do you come with the Bear? I like it better when they're making fun of people who aren't me! 
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Root Bear posted:I like it better when they're making fun of people who aren't me! I must return to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:16
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Root Bear posted:I like it better when they're making fun of people who aren't me! 
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Root Bear posted:I like it better when they're making fun of people who aren't me! Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must work there or something.
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After The War posted:Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must work there or something. 
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Jerusalem posted:Edit: Do you goons know why Root Bear and I sleep together in the same bed? Jerusalem and Root Bear were making babies, and the baby winked at me.
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