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I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

The Cheshire Cat posted:

They were probably just experimenting with homeopathic food.

*edit* actually "homeopathic food" seems like it would be a good way to cull a certain amount of stupid from the population.

I support this.

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YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I kinda skipped the whole awkward sex discussion with my parents at a youngish age because they left a copy of this out and my insatiable curiosity took care of the rest. Which was actually probably pretty fortunate as I went to a Catholic High School and the sex ed was basically 'lol love is like giving a gift to someone so pre marital sex is like re-gifting and nobody wants a present that has been opened before, am i rite?'
And also one year the principal took the female half of the student body and basically told us to stop dressing like sluts. I should note we had a uniform. You don't get to complain that our low rise pants are too short if those are the goddamn pants you sell us. Ugh anyway sex ed is important because we don't all have parents who would surreptitiously leave around medical software for our benefit. ,

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
I think one of the pieces of American sex-ed that got overlooked was the tendency to ignore special education/individuals with intellectual disabilities. I've worked in a psychiatric hospital for teens for several years and we've had several kids come through that have gotten in legal trouble for sexually acting out. These kids are 16,17,18 years old but cognitively are closer to 5 or 6 so people assume they don't need any education. Meanwhile they get themselves arrested because nobody ever told taught them how to safely control their feelings.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

lifts cats over head posted:

I think one of the pieces of American sex-ed that got overlooked was the tendency to ignore special education/individuals with intellectual disabilities. I've worked in a psychiatric hospital for teens for several years and we've had several kids come through that have gotten in legal trouble for sexually acting out. These kids are 16,17,18 years old but cognitively are closer to 5 or 6 so people assume they don't need any education. Meanwhile they get themselves arrested because nobody ever told taught them how to safely control their feelings.

My wife works in a school for kids with severe autism and other disabilities and was shocked at the lack of sex ed in a place where these hormone filled kids that just don't understand are acting out sexually. She started an initiative to create curriculum for a specialized sex ed class and was basically told by higher ups at the school that it was inappropriate and "They tend to figure these things out by themselves" and "They are incapable of understanding what you're trying to teach them." She's the head of the Behavior department at a school which pretty much ignores applied behavior analysis so she was just completely dismissed by an executive with no clinical training and little familiarity with people with these conditions.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

GutBomb posted:

She started an initiative to create curriculum for a specialized sex ed class and was basically told by higher ups at the school that it was inappropriate and "They tend to figure these things out by themselves" and "They are incapable of understanding what you're trying to teach them."

Is it just me or do these two statements seem to contradict each other?

That's pretty terrible if they just straight up dismissed the idea out of hand, although it doesn't really surprise me. The biggest obstacle to good sexual education tends to be on "moral" grounds, so it doesn't really matter how qualified the teacher is because it's a subject that some people just don't want being taught.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

The Cheshire Cat posted:

That's pretty terrible if they just straight up dismissed the idea out of hand, although it doesn't really surprise me.

The idea "maybe we should teach these retards not to jack off in public" isn't exactly innovative. If I had to guess, its probably a subject that comes up every few years and most likely failed in the past or in other schools and the administration just didn't want to deal with it again at the time.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Most of these kids are non-verbal and when they want to go to the bathroom they show a card with a picture of a toilet on it, and a staff member will take them to the toilet. The school is a residential school so the kids also live in group homes managed by the school staff, so the cards are their method of communication in school and at home. She was proposing a new card so the kid can ask for private time so they can jack off in peace and have the rest of the kids in the school/home be uninvolved, just like they do with going to the bathroom, as if it's a regular bodily function. The kids were able to be taught that when they feel like they need to go to the bathroom they know enough to get the toilet card out and find a staff member. The same could be taught for when they get a boner they can't stop paying attention to, but the school administrators found the whole idea inappropriate and not realistic.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

lifts cats over head posted:

I think one of the pieces of American sex-ed that got overlooked was the tendency to ignore special education/individuals with intellectual disabilities. I've worked in a psychiatric hospital for teens for several years and we've had several kids come through that have gotten in legal trouble for sexually acting out. These kids are 16,17,18 years old but cognitively are closer to 5 or 6 so people assume they don't need any education. Meanwhile they get themselves arrested because nobody ever told taught them how to safely control their feelings.

That and the sexual behaviors of people with dementia and alzheimer's are serious issues, old people randomly sexually assault each other because they not longer have the mental faculties to understand basic consent.

As a society we don't do well with mental issues however.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

GutBomb posted:

Most of these kids are non-verbal and when they want to go to the bathroom they show a card with a picture of a toilet on it, and a staff member will take them to the toilet. The school is a residential school so the kids also live in group homes managed by the school staff, so the cards are their method of communication in school and at home. She was proposing a new card so the kid can ask for private time so they can jack off in peace and have the rest of the kids in the school/home be uninvolved, just like they do with going to the bathroom, as if it's a regular bodily function. The kids were able to be taught that when they feel like they need to go to the bathroom they know enough to get the toilet card out and find a staff member. The same could be taught for when they get a boner they can't stop paying attention to, but the school administrators found the whole idea inappropriate and not realistic.

I think the solution here is pretty glaringly obvious, unless there's a reason they can't whack it in the bathroom?

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


Mental issues are icky. Put them somewhere hidden please.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Irish Joe posted:

If I had to guess

Luckily you don't have to, you can choose to stop posting your uninformed guesswork at any time.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

IRQ posted:

I think the solution here is pretty glaringly obvious, unless there's a reason they can't whack it in the bathroom?

The bathrooms aren't really private, and it's the teaching them to do anything in reaction to the boner is the actual issue. The school doesn't want to acknowledge and draw attention to the problem so they stick their heads in the sand hoping it will just go away.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
That's also one of the things people take for granted with that population. A simple "just go to the bathroom" doesn't always make sense so you pretty much have to do a lot of teaching and coaching, breaking everything down to simple steps. That's not even including the complexities of consent and interpersonal relationships.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

lifts cats over head posted:

That's also one of the things people take for granted with that population. A simple "just go to the bathroom" doesn't always make sense...

It's also how you breed an entire race of George Michaels. :v:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

GutBomb posted:

Most of these kids are non-verbal and when they want to go to the bathroom they show a card with a picture of a toilet on it, and a staff member will take them to the toilet. The school is a residential school so the kids also live in group homes managed by the school staff, so the cards are their method of communication in school and at home. She was proposing a new card so the kid can ask for private time so they can jack off in peace and have the rest of the kids in the school/home be uninvolved, just like they do with going to the bathroom, as if it's a regular bodily function. The kids were able to be taught that when they feel like they need to go to the bathroom they know enough to get the toilet card out and find a staff member. The same could be taught for when they get a boner they can't stop paying attention to, but the school administrators found the whole idea inappropriate and not realistic.

this is creepy as gently caress

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
What about it is creepy?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
you really can't see what is creepy about having kids give their teacher a jerk off card? you can call it a private time card or whatever you want, but fluffy language doesn't make it any less creepy. just let the kids take a bathroom break to jerk off, there's no reason anyone else needs to know you're flicking your bean.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
I'm guessing both of you guys missed the part where he was talking about developmentally disabled kids who can't communicate effectively.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
The problem is that they don't do it in the bathroom. They do it in the classroom. Or the van. Or the parking lot. Or the cafeteria.

It's not to encourage masturbation. It's to discourage public masturbation which happens daily.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

GutBomb posted:

The problem is that they don't do it in the bathroom. They do it in the classroom. Or the van. Or the parking lot. Or the cafeteria.

It's not to encourage masturbation. It's to discourage public masturbation which happens daily.
that's a little less creepy if that's the justification for it. sorry for being kneejerk.

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

GutBomb posted:

The problem is that they don't do it in the bathroom. They do it in the classroom. Or the van. Or the parking lot. Or the cafeteria.

It's not to encourage masturbation. It's to discourage public masturbation which happens daily.

Yeah, those are always interesting cases. I had to talk to a 3rd grader about outside time and alone time. Never give your kids sweatpants, especially if they are special needs. I suggest that all residential facilities give their patients skinny jeans to solve this problem.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

LiterallyTheWurst posted:

Yeah, those are always interesting cases. I had to talk to a 3rd grader about outside time and alone time. Never give your kids sweatpants, especially if they are special needs. I suggest that all residential facilities give their patients skinny jeans to solve this problem.

Dressing like hipsters would help special needs children blend in better.

RetroHelix
Oct 24, 2004

No home should be without one.
I grew up in Jeb Bush era Florida. My sex ed class was pretty bad. The tape thing Oliver showed was used in my class, and we were told condoms are useless. Sex was only spoken of positively when referring to a man-woman monogamous married relationship.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

RetroHelix posted:

I grew up in Jeb Bush era Florida. My sex ed class was pretty bad. The tape thing Oliver showed was used in my class, and we were told condoms are useless. Sex was only spoken of positively when referring to a man-woman monogamous married relationship.

I grew up in Jeb Bush era Florida as well. I had sex ed in 6th grade where we learned how sperm and eggs work and it was taught in conjunction with recessive traits and eye color and stuff. I never had sex ed saw another sex ed class the rest of the time I was in school.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
I went to a glorious Baptist-run christian school. I was taught that all gay sex involved shoving lightbulbs or arms (it made sure to emphasise that most did it up to the elbow) up your partners rear end before dying of AIDS. This included lesbians. The standard "condoms are useless" bullshit applied as well.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Schizotek posted:

I was taught that all gay sex involved shoving lightbulbs or arms (it made sure to emphasise that most did it up to the elbow) up your partners rear end before dying of AIDS. This included lesbians.

poo poo, this almost sounds like a challenge. Nah kid, you couldn't handle bein' gay, to be gay you gotta get Exxtreme.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Skippy McPants posted:

poo poo, this almost sounds like a challenge. Nah kid, you couldn't handle bein' gay, to be gay you gotta get Exxtreme.

You can only be gay on SURGE

Narcissus1916
Apr 29, 2013

Fun Sex Ed Story: In seventh grade we finally got a week of education about Puberty and How Our Bodies Work. Girls got a female-focused talk in fifth grade and they just had us watch Cool Runnings a bunch that year.

Finally, we get sex ed in seventh grade! Woo! Except the speaker they had planned couldn't make it or something (PTA boards are fun for gossip) and so the youngest male science teacher was stuck explaining to us how things work.

This included the super fun and super awkward "I can tell you contraception exists but I can't talk about it, please don't ask me."

One kid raises his hand and asks if Sex Feels Good.

And my science teacher just stammers and stumbles and finally mumbles "Well God wants us to have lots of babies, so of course he made it feel amazing."

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Its odd that anybody here expects a level of sophistication and nuance from sex ed that doesn't exist in any subject taught in the sixth grade.

"As an adult, I feel my sex education was wholly inadequate." Well, no poo poo. For sixth grade history we built pyramids out of sugar cubes for our final project on ancient Egypt. Hint: the pyramids aren't actually made out of sugar.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
"My sex education for what being 11 or 12 will be like when I was 10" is more like it, but I'm really trying to avoid arguing against Irish Joe.

5h grade for me included a day where the girls disappeared for a day and came back having learned about "the p-word".

RetroHelix
Oct 24, 2004

No home should be without one.

Cole posted:

I grew up in Jeb Bush era Florida as well. I had sex ed in 6th grade where we learned how sperm and eggs work and it was taught in conjunction with recessive traits and eye color and stuff. I never had sex ed saw another sex ed class the rest of the time I was in school.

Yeah, I was taught the science behind reproduction around then, too. Jeb wasn't governor yet, and GWB was still a year or so away. The class about the social aspects of sex came in high school after both Bush bros had been around a bit, and it was purely abstinence only "condoms are useless" horse poo poo.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
It's amazing how bad abstinence only sex ed is vs the ladder which is what I had which ended being like 2 weeks of sex ed when I was in 7th grade, and it was pretty cool. We even did the question box where the teacher answered any question you dropped in the box so it was anonymous and honest. Also funny because kids came up with absurd question to try and break the teacher but at least you learned.


gently caress me how and when did you end up learning all of things you need to konw about sex florida men.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe

ultramiraculous posted:

"My sex education for what being 11 or 12 will be like when I was 10" is more like it, but I'm really trying to avoid arguing against Irish Joe.

5h grade for me included a day where the girls disappeared for a day and came back having learned about "the p-word".

There are so many P-words that could be used here.

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011
Pvagina.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Those anonymous question boxes are bullshit. my mom bought me recycled paper it was grey and bullshit looking and everyone knew

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

This is what american politicians actually believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gNQ2KYCb4

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

tarlibone posted:

There are so many P-words that could be used here.

Pork

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




sex ed 6th grade public school: Some lady came in with a modified cabbage patch kid with a cock and balls sewn on. The balls were individual and one on top of the other and roughly the same size and shape of the dick (they all basically looked like a beavers tail). There was a girl doll too but the guys never got to see it and vice versa.

sex ed high school (catholic): One of the gym teachers who was possibly retarded read a few paragraphs from a health book then awkwardly mumbled something to us about not raping anyone then we read silently by ourselves for 4 more days.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

we had a very loud old lady who used to love shouting the word "erections" for health class

she was very thorough with everything from contraception to homosexuality, she was pretty rad

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VagueRant
May 24, 2012
Since I guess we're giving accounts, my memories of school sex education in the UK were that around the age of 10/11 they told us where babies came from and we watched a probably not overly graphic video of a birth, and the whole pregnancy process. Not too much detail on sex, just the biological basics. One girl apparently fainted and a couple of kids with very religious backgrounds sat it out.

We got a lot of talk about puberty throughout the years. (I'm always legit freaked out by old stories of times where women just didn't talk about periods and how much it freaked out teenagers when it happened) One teacher showed the old condom on the banana thing.

Then around age 15 they split the classes by gender and had an outside specialist teacher come in and give a detailed presentation about STDs (complete with horrifying photos) and different methods of protection and general genital information.

So yeah, all these anectdotes from America are shocking to me.

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