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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That's a real thankless way to speak of someone's cooking.

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Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

And quat. Equal parts.


Edit: Fresh crawfish, blonde and brick roux, roasted okra, grilled chicken thigh, more trinity than you think you'll need, good chicken and shellfish stock, Old Bay, and don't add the andouille till it's basically ready to serve.

Radio Help has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Aug 16, 2015

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Radio Help posted:

... Old Bay...

My ancestors weep. Toss that poo poo and get some Tony's, son.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Radio Help posted:

May not have decent health insurance or a 401(k) but at least I know how to make a nice gumbo bandage. #povertyhax #crushingalcoholisn #existentialdespair

Seems like you could easily make the switch to being an EMT.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

cobalt impurity posted:

My ancestors weep. Toss that poo poo and get some Tony's, son.

I hate Old Bay and being in Maryland, I see people putting it on and in everything. Is Tony's a similar blend? I wish I could figure out what it is in the Old Bay that I dislike so I could find a seafood seasoning that I can enjoy.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Karma Monkey posted:

I hate Old Bay and being in Maryland, I see people putting it on and in everything. Is Tony's a similar blend? I wish I could figure out what it is in the Old Bay that I dislike so I could find a seafood seasoning that I can enjoy.

I've never much cared for it either, and I think Berger cookies are loving nasty.

Honest lifehack, though, make your own blend. If you're anywhere near north Baltimore, Punjab Halal on 33rd is fantastic for whole spices, and is much, much cheaper than the grocery store. Plus they have the best samosas you've ever shoved in your face, for 85 cents a pop.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Karma Monkey posted:

I hate Old Bay and being in Maryland, I see people putting it on and in everything. Is Tony's a similar blend? I wish I could figure out what it is in the Old Bay that I dislike so I could find a seafood seasoning that I can enjoy.

Johnny's Alaskan Salmon seasoning. It's for salmon of course but you could probably use it on anything. I do. It's more of a seasoning salt though so I don't know how well it would compare to Old Bay. I just bought some Old Bay a few days ago but only because I haven't tried it in forever and forgot what it tasted like. I'm running out of the Johnny's though. I bought a bunch before I moved back home from Washington to Wisconsin (uhg :smith:). I'm sure I can get it online though.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Crow Jane posted:

I've never much cared for it either, and I think Berger cookies are loving nasty.

Honest lifehack, though, make your own blend. If you're anywhere near north Baltimore, Punjab Halal on 33rd is fantastic for whole spices, and is much, much cheaper than the grocery store. Plus they have the best samosas you've ever shoved in your face, for 85 cents a pop.

I'm in Glen Burnie, but good samosas and cheap spices are worth the trip. Thanks for the tip!


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Johnny's Alaskan Salmon seasoning. It's for salmon of course but you could probably use it on anything. I do. It's more of a seasoning salt though so I don't know how well it would compare to Old Bay. I just bought some Old Bay a few days ago but only because I haven't tried it in forever and forgot what it tasted like. I'm running out of the Johnny's though. I bought a bunch before I moved back home from Washington to Wisconsin (uhg :smith:). I'm sure I can get it online though.

My ultimate hack for finding everything is amazon.com.
Johnny's Alaskan Salmon Seasoning Blend

I'll give it a try. They have that Tony's stuff too.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Karma Monkey posted:

I hate Old Bay and being in Maryland, I see people putting it on and in everything. Is Tony's a similar blend? I wish I could figure out what it is in the Old Bay that I dislike so I could find a seafood seasoning that I can enjoy.

It's nothing like Old Bay, which is why I use it.

#lifehack: Holy poo poo don't use loving Old Bay for goddamn anything especially cajun and creole food!

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

cobalt impurity posted:

It's nothing like Old Bay, which is why I use it.

#lifehack: Holy poo poo don't use loving Old Bay for goddamn anything especially cajun and creole food!

That's all I needed to hear. Seriously, any seafood seasoning blend ad would only have to say "It's nothing like Old Bay!" to get me to try it.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Please don't hate on Old Bay just because every Guy Fieri dipshit throws it where it doesn't belong.

It's for crabs. It's got a picture of a crab on the container. It's good at what it's supposed to do - make blue crabs taste like home for Marylanders.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

cobalt impurity posted:

It's nothing like Old Bay, which is why I use it.

#lifehack: Holy poo poo don't use loving Old Bay for goddamn anything especially cajun and creole food!

I suggest it because most people have it in their kitchens and it's good enough. I make my own spice blends and there's no way in gently caress i'm telling yall whats in it

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Karma Monkey posted:

I'm in Glen Burnie, but good samosas and cheap spices are worth the trip. Thanks for the tip!


:hf: There's also a Thai and Filipino market around the corner from there on a weird diagonal cross street I can't remember the name of. Should round out your cheap spice buying trip nicely.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Radio Help posted:

I suggest it because most people have it in their kitchens and it's good enough. I make my own spice blends and there's no way in gently caress i'm telling yall whats in it

spoilers its lawrys

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Radio Help posted:

I suggest it because most people have it in their kitchens and it's good enough. I make my own spice blends and there's no way in gently caress i'm telling yall whats in it

Oh yeah the secret spice blend that's been passed down for centuries and no one can ever know its dark secrets because lord forbid someone potentially show your rear end up at the office potluck. :jerkbag:

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

JesustheDarkLord posted:

spoilers its lawrys

naw it's Johnny's (I like MSG :()

cobalt impurity posted:

Oh yeah the secret spice blend that's been passed down for centuries and no one can ever know its dark secrets because lord forbid someone potentially show your rear end up at the office potluck. :jerkbag:

yep, ya got me. have fun with your regional spice mix opinions, ya dingus

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Seems like you could easily make the switch to being an EMT.

EMT's don't have health insurance? that's hosed up. I was thinking about trying that out a few years ago, but I don't think I can deal with the gore element of it on the long term.

Radio Help has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Aug 17, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
LIFEJACK: the more you publicly masturbate over your "secret recipe" the better your bucket of poo poo tastes

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Radio Help posted:

I suggest it because most people have it in their kitchens and it's good enough. I make my own spice blends and there's no way in gently caress i'm telling yall whats in it

If I ate a gumbo and it was full of Old Bay I'd send it back and speak to the manager, those are not even close to the right spices AND that poo poo tastes like dill and old sweat socks.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Karma Monkey posted:

I hate Old Bay and being in Maryland, I see people putting it on and in everything. Is Tony's a similar blend? I wish I could figure out what it is in the Old Bay that I dislike so I could find a seafood seasoning that I can enjoy.

Wikipedia on Old Bay posted:

The seasoning mix includes mustard, paprika, celery salt, bay leaf, black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, mace, cloves, allspice, nutmeg, cardamom, and ginger.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Dammit, I thought the food derail was over with already. :yikes:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Lifehack: Food is waste of time, just drink soylent and live in a hovel. Whalla!

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
Pooping is unnecessary, just drink soylent and take harsh antibiotics to kill your gut bacteria! /(v)wɑˈlɑ/

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

just drink soylent and die of heavy metal poisoning like a animal

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

CommunistPancake posted:

just drink soylent and die of heavy metal poisoning like a animal

on the floor

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

CommunistPancake posted:

just drink soylent and die of heavy metal poisoning like a animal

This should be in the schadenfreude thread.
Because I am cackling like the devil now.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
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College Slice

CommunistPancake posted:

just drink soylent and die of heavy metal poisoning like a animal

This is even better than a wake up blowjob.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It certainly explains things, doesn't it.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Titus Sardonicus posted:

It certainly explains things, doesn't it.

He didn't die of malnutrition, he died of heavy metal poisoning, therefore Soylent is nutritious.TM

New slogan.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Choco1980 posted:

Dammit, I thought the food derail was over with already. :yikes:

I didn't realize I wasn't in the anti-food porn thread until this post.


e: Content! LIFE HACKS!!

Hacks for dating!



Hacks for assholes!



Hacks for idiots!



Hacks for spiders :ohdear:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Aug 17, 2015

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:


Hacks for assholes!




As a disabled person this fills me with such rage...

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

And then she licked the envelope and the cockroach eggs got on her tongue and her mouth was full of roaches SHARE THIS TO PROTECT YOU ARE FAMIL

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



Chris Holmes from WASP, new spokes man for Oreo Cookies

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I didn't realize I wasn't in the anti-food porn thread until this post.
Hey, look on the bright side: at least there were no Enrique jokes this time. :v: (In a derail about cooking no less!)

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Hacks for assholes!



Actually this ones taking the piss out of a cop for doing that, and not getting any sort of punishment after being reported because of that exact reason as given by his superior.

http://fox59.com/2015/07/13/picture-of-lafayette-police-car-in-handicapped-parking-spot-goes-viral/

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
Want to brazenly get away with just about any crime up to and including murder? Become a cop. Walla!

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Gann Jerrod posted:

Pooping is unnecessary, just drink soylent and take harsh antibiotics to kill your gut bacteria! /(v)wɑˈlɑ/

What a loving moron. HURF DURF, I can't wear jeans because cotton takes water to grow but I can wear/consume all kinds of refined food products and antibiotics, SURELY no water was used producing those.

Also I hope he gets C. diff and shits forever

Noctone posted:

Want to brazenly get away with just about any crime up to and including murder? Become a cop. Walla!

Solid life advice imo

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Skaw posted:

Actually this ones taking the piss out of a cop for doing that, and not getting any sort of punishment after being reported because of that exact reason as given by his superior.

http://fox59.com/2015/07/13/picture-of-lafayette-police-car-in-handicapped-parking-spot-goes-viral/

I thought they were just pointing out a very common (and easily abusable) law that protects people who might have parked when the lines were obscured by snow, leaves, etc. that then melted/blew away.

Lifehack: The law requires you to have a handicapped space in your parking lot, but doesn't require you to put up the sign that makes it legally enforceable or even paint the lines blue if you're incredibly cheap and/or lazy.

*That cop was a dick though. Police are supposed to be held to a higher standard of being observant than Joe Sixpack.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




CommunistPancake posted:

just drink soylent and die of heavy metal poisoning like a animal

It says it damages reproductive health so not an issue for people who drink Soylent.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
But Soylent Green is still cool, right?

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Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

But Soylent Green is still cool, right?

It varies, person to person.

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