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Stay with Cartman. Cartman's a butthole, but Butters is our bottom bitch and that's a sacred bond.
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Stay with Cartman because I betrayed him in my playthrough. 
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Aug 17, 2015 03:58
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I voted Cartman, because it's just not worth giving up Butters. Also, you're white and non-Jewish, so it just seems more South Park to stay with the KKK 
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Aug 17, 2015 04:02
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#TeamButters
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Aug 17, 2015 04:19
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Butters deserves our respect, and I'll be damned if we break Princess Kenny's heart
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Aug 17, 2015 04:23
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Cartman's impotent rage is the funniest part of South Park so you should do whatever is most likely to cause it. Join the elves.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:42
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Dimebags Brain posted:Cartman's impotent rage is the funniest part of South Park so you should do whatever is most likely to cause it. Join the elves. This, this, this! Also, Princess Kenny is a terrible companion compared to Stan and Jimmy.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:55
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My vote is to betray Cartman. Number 1, he's an rear end in a top hat, and number 2, I remember Stan being gently caress awesome in combat.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:03
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Always Betray Cartman
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Aug 17, 2015 05:06
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If it was just Cartman, I'd betray him in a heartbeat. Except it's not just him we'd be turning our back on. We'd be turning our back on our first friend in South Park.  And the only person to give us a pat on the back, earning a small smile.  DO IT FOR BUTTERS.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:09
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Listen, all elves may be horrible, horrible beast, unworthy of any sort of redemption, but on the other hand, Cartman. I rest my case.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:11
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Stay with cartman, become the grand wizard of the KKK, it is your destiny
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Aug 17, 2015 05:14
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Yeah, if we could bring Butters along, it'd be a slam dunk for joining the pointy-eared bastards. As it is, Paladins before pansies is the way to go.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:15
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I stayed with with Cartman, 'cause seriously, you guys, he's the best character I don't know if this would change with changing alliances, but I always loved how certain times when you'd fart on something outside of battle, you'd hear a phantom Cartman giggling his rear end off; so great
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Aug 17, 2015 05:21
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Butters is the only reason why I'm not heading straight for Kyle's side.  But I voted for Kyle anyway since I sided with Cartman in my playthrough. Sorry Butters.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:29
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The entire point of Cartman's character is that he's a huge rear end in a top hat who gets thwarted so we can enjoy his impotent rage. I see no reason not to do so.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:30
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As it seems Butters is going to be the antagonist of the next game, I say gently caress him. Kenny's cool but Kenny also doesn't give a poo poo about Cartman either. BETRAY CARTMAN.
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Aug 17, 2015 06:20
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I went with Kyle, since I frankly like him so much more than Cartman.
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Aug 17, 2015 07:05
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Stay with Cartman. He may be a bumhole, but Kyle really keeps up with him by being all high and mighty about it On another note, I like how goth's "non-comformist" irony played in dance-off episode: when invited to join a dance team, they all said to shove it, but the tall one was such a non-comformist he actually did join. I also like that episode since it reveals that Butters killed like 10-20 people depending on how you view indirect deaths
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Aug 17, 2015 08:11
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On one hand, pissing off Cartman is always funny. On the other, we'd be betraying Butters. Honestly though Kyle and Stan are buttholes in this game, stay with Cartman.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:04
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Could you really live with yourselves by betraying Butters and the lovely Princess Kenny? She thinks we're cute you guys!
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Aug 17, 2015 16:49
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I can't in good conscience vote for joining an organization whose initials spell KKK.
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Aug 17, 2015 16:51
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I think we should at least see Stan and Jimmy in action first before a decision can be made.
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Aug 17, 2015 17:05
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Mraagvpeine posted:I think we should at least see Stan and Jimmy in action first before a decision can be made. Don't worry 'bout that. We'll have use of all four of our companions up until the minute we make a choice about which faction to back. The next update is gonna have us fighting with Stan, and I'll show Jimmy off in a Very Special Update on Saturday. For those of you curious about the polls, right now joining the Elves is leading with 68% of the votes. Staying with the KKK is trailing with 32% of the votes.
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Aug 17, 2015 17:15
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paradoxGentleman posted:I can't in good conscience vote for joining an organization whose initials spell KKK. Well that ship has sailed, so its not the question up for a vote, which is "Betray our existing friends under threat of being called a butthole or not"
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Aug 17, 2015 17:24
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Eh, gently caress Cartman. He was cool and edgy back in the 90s but the shtick is a little old at this point. Bring on the elves.
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Aug 17, 2015 17:30
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Side with the KKK because the end of the day is cooler.
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Aug 17, 2015 18:04
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Kyle is almost as much a jerkass as Cartman is honestly. Cartman at least is honest about it. Side with the KKK, Do it for Butters for Christ's sake Also, gently caress Elves. He's the only guy who can make the MC smile. edit: why did I bold that? This is a poll, doh. mauman fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Aug 17, 2015 18:31
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Going against the elves has funnier dialogue too, because Kyle and Stan are little dicks to Cartman.
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Aug 17, 2015 18:54
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Stick by your buds. Stick by your friends. Stick by Cartman.
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Aug 17, 2015 18:59
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Let's recreate the first trailer of the game by being dirty little hippy elves.
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Aug 17, 2015 20:02
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I mean, Butters is good, but Jimmy is really good.
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Aug 17, 2015 20:36
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I know what happens when you gently caress with Cartman... but it's Cartman, he's the purest form of evil I can think of besides invoking 
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Aug 17, 2015 21:21
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I'm going to have to vote Elves because Cartman, but drat if Obsidian didn't make this an otherwise hard choice.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:33
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FeyerbrandX posted:I know what happens when you gently caress with Cartman... but it's Cartman, he's the purest form of evil I can think of besides invoking Poil fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Aug 17, 2015 21:35
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Every lp I've seen of this game inevitably goes elves. Oh well, so much for something different
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Aug 17, 2015 21:44
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Poil posted:You know that Hitler is basically Cartman's hero, right? Yeah... yeah. But he still hasn't reached that level of atrocity.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:52
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FeyerbrandX posted:Yeah... yeah. But he still hasn't reached that level of atrocity. Not for the lack of trying, mind you
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Aug 17, 2015 21:55
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FeyerbrandX posted:Yeah... yeah. But he still hasn't reached that level of atrocity.
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Yeah, let's ditch Cartman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh3n3YNR2Wk
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