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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

A trending topic on Facebook right now is something like "John Oliver's Last Week Tonight says some televangelists are scams".

Some?!

I have faith in Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Praise be.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Mo0 posted:

I'm curious why Mississippi, South Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Nevada are exempt. Do they have stricter definitions of what a church is that preclude it from being valid there?

He clearly just thinks those three states are useless and aren't worthy.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
I just signed Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption up for a free subscription of Maxim, praise be.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

If you enjoyed alternating between seething and laughing throughout this episode, check out "An Honest Liar" on Netflix. A decent portion is devoted to James Randi's takedown of one of the bigger televangelists in the 80s.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Jesus loving christ. This is hilarious but also really :stonk:

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I've known about this bullshit for years, it's nice to see it brought to light on HBO. It is absolutely disgusting and the fact that it is legal in this country just makes me loving sick.

That being said, I am sending $20 to Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption in the hopes that it will cure my Devil Lupus.

#notmychristian

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

It's never lupus.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

I've known about this bullshit for years, it's nice to see it brought to light on HBO. It is absolutely disgusting and the fact that it is legal in this country just makes me loving sick.

That being said, I am sending $20 to Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption in the hopes that it will cure my Devil Lupus.

#notmychristian

Watch John Oliver accidentally found the new Church of Scientology.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Demiurge4 posted:

Watch John Oliver accidentally found the new Church of Scientology.

All glory to the pun bell.

- gently caress You Chris.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

I've seen some glimpses of televangelists while messing around with the TV and assumed they'd be at least a bit off-kilter, but I never knew they were that blatantly exploitative. All that "seed" poo poo is just amazingly transparent in how scummy it is, especially when they go out of their way to make it absolutely clear that their aim is to target the financially downtrodden.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I kind of want to send him money just to see what happens

Don't actually have any to send though

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Toplowtech posted:

I realized that last friday and next sunday, John Oliver tells me to TOUCH THE SCREEN. Definitively a miracle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA21kAovan0

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Larry Wilmore did do a few bits a few weeks back mocking the Dollar guy. I'm also getting a Colbert SuperPAC vibe from this.

Nonetheless, this was in a few months making and Oliver is the best guy to pull off a "let's start a mock church" without coming off as a punchable :smug: atheist.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Freaquency posted:

If you enjoyed alternating between seething and laughing throughout this episode, check out "An Honest Liar" on Netflix. A decent portion is devoted to James Randi's takedown of one of the bigger televangelists in the 80s.

Peter Popoff might be the most famous case of televangelist fraud exposure ever, and he's still operating a scam church.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Jonas Albrecht posted:

Peter Popoff might be the most famous case of televangelist fraud exposure ever, and he's still operating a scam church.

I can't remember the guy's name off the top of my head but there was the one who took things too far and said that if people didn't donate god would literally kill him.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

muscles like this? posted:

I can't remember the guy's name off the top of my head but there was the one who took things too far and said that if people didn't donate god would literally kill him.

Oral Roberts: http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1677098,00.html



Time to tithe. Since it is going to Doctors Without Borders it seems worthy enough.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
I thought the actual post-establishment church bit fell a bit flat, but the correspondence with Mr Tilton and the checklist of becoming a church made up for it. :allears:

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Oral Roberts: http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1677098,00.html



Time to tithe. Since it is going to Doctors Without Borders it seems worthy enough.

Actually, because of the tax laws I bet he'll let the church run for a couple months before dissolving it entirely, the stated rules saying that upon the dissolution of the church all assets will be released to MSF so legally there's no grounds for the IRS to dick with them.

quote:

The church is now open to the public and has its own site. On it, Oliver encourages people to send cash, check or money orders to a New York PO box. The fine print states that should the church choose to wind down and dissolve in the future, “any assets belonging to the Church at that time will be distributed to Doctors Without Borders, a non-profit charitable organization that is tax-exempt under § 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code (EIN: 13-3433452) and which provides emergency medical aid in places where it is needed most”.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

hubris.height posted:

Mr. Show also had a church of Satan episode that is oddly reminiscent of Televangelists.

"I eaaaaaaat, I sleeeeeeeep, I take a baaaaaath, I watch....pornographiiiieees."

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
I hope John Oliver buys a jet before giving the remainder to charity.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe

Oral Roberts sounds like a sex act. Not one as exotic as a Rusty Venture (or as mundane as one, depending on who you ask), but it's definitely a blowjob thing.

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I thought the actual post-establishment church bit fell a bit flat, but the correspondence with Mr Tilton and the checklist of becoming a church made up for it. :allears:

I was at the taping and they filmed that whole bit twice, and the second time wasn't as funny as the first time - the back and forth between John and his "wife" was a lot funnier the first time, but it seems like the used the second go-round in the actual airing.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I really wish it could have been John's real wife. She seems cool. Fake wife didn't really feel right.

Soylentbits
Apr 2, 2007

im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

M_Gargantua posted:

I really wish it could have been John's real wife. She seems cool. Fake wife didn't really feel right.

John's real wife is so much hotter than John that nobody would have found it believable that they got married.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

M_Gargantua posted:

I really wish it could have been John's real wife. She seems cool. Fake wife didn't really feel right.

I don't know if he'd be comfortable having his actual wife beg viewers to plant their seeds deep inside.

Also:

Soylentbits posted:

John's real wife is so much hotter than John that nobody would have found it believable that they got married.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug


basically Carrie Underwood's sister

Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Aug 18, 2015

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Keyser S0ze posted:



basically Carrie Underwood's sister

My brain is having a hard time interpreting this as anything but a photoshop.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Motto posted:

My brain is having a hard time interpreting this as anything but a photoshop.

John Oliver is a funny, successful British dude. If he can do it so can you!

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

M_Gargantua posted:

I really wish it could have been John's real wife. She seems cool. Fake wife didn't really feel right.
I'm not a huge fan of them but Rachel Dratch and Amy Sedaris are exactly the people you want playing the creepy, religious wife.

As for Oliver's real wife, I assume most of you are familiar with the story with how they met up so I'm not not even going to bother digging up a link. I remember it being a sweet story. The Daily Show not only gave John his current and last job, but his marriage too.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Echo Chamber posted:

As for Oliver's real wife, I assume most of you are familiar with the story with how they met up so I'm not not even going to bother digging up a link. I remember it being a sweet story. The Daily Show not only gave John his current and last job, but his marriage too.

I am not, so I have to assume it's the accent. Because an Irish chick could do that to me, if I were in any way remotely attractive, funny, or successful like Oliver for that to be a thing.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Motto posted:

My brain is having a hard time interpreting this as anything but a photoshop.

Women care about whether their potential mate is a good and kind person.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Pick posted:

Women care about whether their potential mate is a good and kind person.

I know, it's just that Oliver's expression there makes him look like one of Colbert's old "I'm with ___" standees.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

IRQ posted:

I am not, so I have to assume it's the accent. Because an Irish chick could do that to me, if I were in any way remotely attractive, funny, or successful like Oliver for that to be a thing.
John Oliver probably wouldn't have went to the 2008 GOP Convention without The Daily Show.

quote:

Among the highlights of his ensuing career at "The Daily Show", probably the most memorable for him was covering the 2008 Republican Convention in St. Paul. As his usual obnoxious correspondent, he was at risk because he could not afford to get arrested for anything — deportation loomed. So when he wandered into a restricted area and was pursued by security, he sought refuge among some veterans invited by pro-military politicians. The one who helped Mr. Oliver hide out was a female vet, Kate Norley. He was grateful, took down her email and married her three years later.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/27/arts/television/john-oliver-launches-last-week-tonight-on-hbo.html

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


mik posted:

I was at the taping and they filmed that whole bit twice, and the second time wasn't as funny as the first time - the back and forth between John and his "wife" was a lot funnier the first time, but it seems like the used the second go-round in the actual airing.
Was there a content reason for filming it twice or maybe something technical like bad video/audio?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Good Lord that story makes it sound like she didn't even have a choice.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

IRQ posted:

I am not, so I have to assume it's the accent. Because an Irish chick could do that to me, if I were in any way remotely attractive, funny, or successful like Oliver for that to be a thing.

Let me see if I remember this correctly off the top of my head (don't take it as gospel, wait for someone to confirm): Kate was a...combat medic, I think? Anyway, she was an Army vet, and the GOP asked her and some other members of her unit to speak at the 2008 RNC as part of their SUPPORT ARE TROOPS routine. Oliver happens to be there doing a remote, and when the organizers get wind of this, they order security to physically escort him and his crew out. At one point, they have a close call that sends Oliver and his team booking through the upper floors of the hotel, knocking on doors, looking for a place to hide.

One of the doors they knocked on was Kate's room, and the rest was history.

Interestingly enough, John once told David Letterman that Kate doesn't find him all that funny. Must've married him for his looks.

EDIT: Looks like I was beaten...but mostly right, at least!

DivisionPost fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Aug 18, 2015

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



I knew Reverend Tilton looked familiar...
(this is so old that posting it borders on being en vogue again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtW5upD5oW4

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Mo0 posted:

I'm curious why Mississippi, South Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Nevada are exempt. Do they have stricter definitions of what a church is that preclude it from being valid there?

You can't solicit for donations from those states without registering as a nonprofit or church there.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

The whole site is a giant donate button, I love it.


Eggsplosion is scrub tier





When this segment came on I got really excited and was hoping they'd show the one I'd made, then I remembered my friend told me it'd been flat-out rejected from the website. (I'm American but submitted it using the name/email address of a Kiwi mate of mine to mess with him.) I wish I'd tried a little harder to justify it in the description so it might have slipped through and been put up publicly, might have had a brief moment in the sun of goon-fame.



:saddowns:

Pompous Rhombus fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Aug 18, 2015

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