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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





A little googling shows that the red light, of course, stays red by design. The explanation is translated to English from German traffic planning people so it's not the easiest thing to follow, but my understanding is that the light is essentially on a right turn intersecting with a larger road. They want you to stop and make sure it's safe, but then you're allowed to go (just like how you can turn right on a red in the States). It's essentially acting like a stop-sign.

The real mystery is why the city bothers maintaining the yellow and green light on the same signal when they know they will never be used, because the articles I looked at indicate that they do.


Also I guess Ripley's has about a 2 month lead time. That's when the stories I saw were published.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Man, that sword is like something out of an RPG, or an old mythological setting. All it needs is to have been forged in a volcano, during a lightning storm.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Julet Esqu posted:

A little googling shows that the red light, of course, stays red by design. The explanation is translated to English from German traffic planning people so it's not the easiest thing to follow, but my understanding is that the light is essentially on a right turn intersecting with a larger road. They want you to stop and make sure it's safe, but then you're allowed to go (just like how you can turn right on a red in the States). It's essentially acting like a stop-sign.
Pretty much. The thing is, they can't just put up a stop sign, because the traffic rules state that every road meeting the intersection must have a traffic light. :downs:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County 2015 provides equal time for orange goblins.



Skippy (June 18, 1928)



Peanuts (August 19, 1968)



gently caress You, Les Moore



"Les, you had a passive-aggressive relationship with a Hollywood production for a few weeks last summer, which makes you a pro (I guess). I'm looking for advice, but since you're the only one around, do you have any snarky comments that will take a piss on my dreams and sour any enthusiasm I had towards a collaborative creative process?"

"Now hold on, Junior, don't twist my arm..."

Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater (March 5, 1929)

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Shadeoses posted:

I bet the giant fish was caused by the radioactive cargo.

OR WAS IT.

Man, now I'm wishing they'd turn the strip into MARK TRAIL, MONSTER HUNTER.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Thimble Theater (March 5, 1929)



Casinos sure do love it when you have unbroken winning streaks on them! Why, I bet they'll give you a free drink or something.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Lol at you making GBS threads yourself with rage over a 100+ years old newspaper comic

Daduzi
Nov 22, 2005

You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

EasyEW posted:

Bloom County 2015 provides equal time for orange goblins.



This is indeed Cockney rhyming slang, but they don't give the exact definition. "Berk" is short for "Berkshire Hunt". I'll let you all figure out the rhyme.

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Simian_Prime posted:

Lol at you making GBS threads yourself with rage over a 100+ years old newspaper comic

Mild mockery of a newspaper comic in the Something Awful newspaper comics thread? Why, you must literally be evacuating your bowels out of sheer madness! Me, I'm cool, though.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

Not that I condone anti-duck violence in comic strips.

Even if it's directed at Mallard Fillmore?

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

Julet Esqu posted:

The real mystery is why the city bothers maintaining the yellow and green light on the same signal when they know they will never be used, because the articles I looked at indicate that they do.

I suppose if they ever do need to change the traffic pattern, for road work or whatever, having the other signals already there makes it a little easier. Plus it uses the same parts as any other light, I guess.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, that sword is like something out of an RPG, or an old mythological setting. All it needs is to have been forged in a volcano, during a lightning storm.

It's also not as rare as it sounds, all things considered. I used to do blacksmithing as a hobby and as you might expect, the kinds of people who still forge swords in the twenty-first century are exactly the kinds of people who are willing to pay for meteoric iron to make something cool out of, if they can get their hands on it. Occasionally people do silly things like only working on the piece under a full moon or whatever too, basically just to say they did.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

My Lovely Horse posted:

Pretty much. The thing is, they can't just put up a stop sign, because the traffic rules state that every road meeting the intersection must have a traffic light. :downs:

And there must be a rule that says every bulb must be maintained. If you waive that rule just because they're never used, before you know it you're back in the jungle with the baboons and puppies.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Everett True's Vacation


Back to 1915, folks.



Fritzi Ritz





Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)

Text: A STATEMENT BY THE EDITORS
We have got rid of Jules Feiffer (who never made a deadline) and have, as his replacement, hired Alvin Camus (age 5). Mr. Camus has impressed the editors with his precocious talent. Residents of West 3rd Street well know his stylish gutter drawings. He also does marvelous likenesses of Ronald Coleman and Virginia Bruce. We are sure he will make the grade.


Text: A Statement By the Editors
Lawyers for Mr. Jules Feiffer (formerly a Voice cartoonist) have threatened us with suit if we persist in using Mr. Feiffer’s title, “Sick, Sick, Sick” on the strip now being done in this space by Alvin Camus, aged 5.
We, the editors, contend that “sickness” is not the special province of Mr. Feiffer alone. Let him sue! The Voice will stand firm on any issue involving freedom of the press.


Wee Pals


Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Selachian posted:

Even if it's directed at Mallard Fillmore?

I suppose I would make an exception for him and for other anthropomorphic talking ducks including but not limited to Donald, Daffy, and Howard.


Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby


He really ought to consider using an alias in situations like this one.


Big Ben Bolt


Ben. Come on. This behavior isn't likely to make them let down their guard.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Slammy posted:

Wee Pals

First thought was 'Where's the medium?'. Also, thanks for posting these classic comics, they're great.
e: Same to you, Julet Esqu.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

gleebster posted:

And there must be a rule that says every bulb must be maintained. If you waive that rule just because they're never used, before you know it you're back in the jungle with the baboons and puppies.

Or worse, Italy.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


"Children then--" :smugwizard:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Deep Dark Fears

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

That Nancy seems like a retread.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

The Sphinxster posted:

That Nancy seems like a retread.
I read your post slightly differently at first and it still made perfect sense.

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Wanamingo posted:


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz





?????

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I don't think Inspector Danger knows how keyboards work. Among other things.

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Sorry about the delay over the weekend, the scans on some of the strips were looking pretty poo poo so I re-did them.

Newspaper Mickey Mouse (1934-1935):




S gon give it to ya :krakken:

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005

Wanamingo posted:



Deep Dark Fears


The edge of a hand truck simply isn't that sharp

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
yanno, I'm really enjoying Everet True, Sick Sick Sick, Mickey mouse, Out Our Way and of course, the Windsor McKay stuff that's being posted. Please don't stop posting these lovely older art pieces, they're just awesome, keep posting them cause they're greatly appreciated!!

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


Oh no! Neddy might have to spend some of her own money on her clothing empire!

9 Chickweed Lane Cats and Gams

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



It even says he couldn't have pressed Caps Lock... because I guess you can't touch keys on the left side of the keyboard with your right hand? :psyduck:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

yanno, I'm really enjoying Everet True, Sick Sick Sick, Mickey mouse, Out Our Way and of course, the Windsor McKay stuff that's being posted. Please don't stop posting these lovely older art pieces, they're just awesome, keep posting them cause they're greatly appreciated!!

:agreed:
Would be nice to see Modesty Blaise again too.

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club

9 Chickweed Lane Cats and Gams

These on the other hand you can stop posting at any time. :colbert:

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
I'm certain that anyone who could relate to Piranha Club on any level is long dead by now.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Tunicate posted:

These on the other hand you can stop posting at any time. :colbert:

You forgot Pigporn, or was that implied?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wanamingo posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia


Is this Jerry guy supposed to be anyone, like how he has Bill Watterson in here?

F Minus



Actually a good idea. Some neck support would likely be good as well.

Mary Worth



She's got a lot of kilning to do tonight.

Rex Morgan MD



"Yes, and thank you for bringing up such a personal and possibly painful subject, woman whom I just met and is my boss."

Secret Agent X-9



Women always get you with the ol' "Go-Away-to-Get-Me-Some-Water-So-I-Can-Escape" trick. You really need to look out for that in your kidnappings.

(I could not have possibly typed the preceding statement without the full use of both my hands, fyi.)

Apartment 3-G



"Oh you said a couple sentences. We both better get out our combs and re-part our hair before I reply."

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

The edge of a hand truck simply isn't that sharp

Don't care still felt it anyway when I read that :gonk:

Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.
Why is Inspector Danger even considering how keyboards work? Peter confessing in third person then denying it already makes no sense with the information we're given.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



That took me a little while.

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



9 Chickweed Lane 8/18/2004



Zits



This is about the second time in the last week that Walt's been puffing away on a stogie. I don't recall him smoking anything at all previously. And Sam the Sham (and the Pharaohs)? Pretty old group, there Walt.

Kevin & Kell





Mark Trail

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!




Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


The current state of Luann's room is meaningless. Long term maintenance of your personal space is not the same as a one-time cleanup of somebody else's space. I hope Luann and her pals are good with a bucket of spackle!


The Amazing Spider-Man


We've been over this, Peter. And that was BEFORE she saw you unmasked. You should probably be more concerned about Hobgoblin actually unmasking you.


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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set likes fancy restaurants.


Working Daze discovers shading, forgets to tell a joke.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is man's best friend.

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