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Tasteful Dickpic posted:But Soylent Green is still cool, right? Don't eat soylent green made from people who ate soylent. Biomagnification etc etc.
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Aramoro posted:It says it damages reproductive health so not an issue for people who drink Soylent. And the lead dumbs you down and makes you violent. It's the double heavy metal whammy.
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Elfgames posted:It varies, person to person.  
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Want to "spice up" that big jar of pickle juice you're stuck lugging around? Click here to find out how!
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Here's a helpful guide to how to make your own!
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Here's a helpful guide to how to make your own! I'll say it: I like it for what it is. It's a lot of work for a prank that works once, but I could see myself letting loose a little pee if I opened my fridge and saw that tucked in toward the back.
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flosofl posted:I'll say it: I like it for what it is. Good for a headless Halloween costume.
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Okay I don't have a lot of time to ask this so I hope I can get an answer soon can someone tell me how to get rid of meat really quickly and I mean a lot of meat like about 180-220 pounds of it wrapped in fabric I really need to know a quick way of disposing all that meat and the bones too and can someone suggest a convenient way to remove stains from the walls please PLEASE tell me thank you all very much in advance god bless
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Screaming Idiot posted:Okay I don't have a lot of time to ask this so I hope I can get an answer soon can someone tell me how to get rid of meat really quickly and I mean a lot of meat like about 180-220 pounds of it wrapped in fabric Just call this number, they do quick cleanups: 911-Clean-Up
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pik_d posted:Just call this number, they do quick cleanups: 911-Clean-Up THEY USE THE PHONE TO TRACK ME I CAN'T USE THE PHONE I CAN'T
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I hear that a high temperature fire is a good way to get rid of stains and unwanted meat.
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CommunistPancake posted:eat it I've tried I'VE TRIED but they keep screaming and I can only eat so much oh god why won't they stop screaming EVEN AFTER I CUT THEM OPEN THEY KEEP SCREAMING I just wanted to be left alone And now I have to get rid of all this meat
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Screaming Idiot posted:Okay I don't have a lot of time to ask this so I hope I can get an answer soon can someone tell me how to get rid of meat really quickly and I mean a lot of meat like about 180-220 pounds of it wrapped in fabric Tasteful Dickpic posted:But Soylent Green is still cool, right? I think you may have a buyer.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Okay I don't have a lot of time to ask this so I hope I can get an answer soon can someone tell me how to get rid of meat really quickly and I mean a lot of meat like about 180-220 pounds of it wrapped in fabric I suggest selling it out of the back of your van.
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Screaming Idiot posted:And now I have to get rid of all this meat If it's not aged too much, I know a guy who will give you some Subway gift cards if you let him eat it
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As if things weren't bad enough the dogs are in here now STOP BARKING GOD DAMMIT STOP loving BARKING YOU'LL WAKE THE KIDS UP If the kids wake up I will have to get rid of even more meat oh Jesus give me strength
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Screaming Idiot posted:Okay I don't have a lot of time to ask this so I hope I can get an answer soon can someone tell me how to get rid of meat really quickly and I mean a lot of meat like about 180-220 pounds of it wrapped in fabric Locate your nearest hog farm, dump the
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Kakairo posted:Locate your nearest hog farm, dump the Be sure to put all the tools in the neighbor's shed.
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That trick only works in British Columbia
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bunnyofdoom posted:That trick only works in Deadwood
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I can't believe you people. Do you even read what you're posting? How's he supposed to get rid of the BONE, huh smart guys?
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PubicMice posted:I can't believe you people. Do you even read what you're posting? Um, pigs. They eat that too.
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PubicMice posted:I can't believe you people. Do you even read what you're posting? Lots of jello.
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loving scrubs. Just keep adding
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According to tv you just need plastic tubs and some sort of chemical and it's all cool. Sit down and watch several hours of Breaking Bad and you'll get it.
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They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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Go the pub, do meat bingo or a meat raffle, get some spare cash at the same time!
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Cpt Thorne posted:They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Just make sure you take out any teeth or hair. They mess with the piggies' digestion 
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PubicMice posted:How's he supposed to get rid of the BONE, huh smart guys? Lammergeiers.
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 Look like an idiot in front of your guests!
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:
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Luckily I already have a bunch of tipped over, rusted appliances on my lawn, just ready for a party.
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netally posted:Luckily I already have a bunch of tipped over, rusted appliances on my lawn, just ready for a party. If the drain cycle doesn't work just shoot holes in them!
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:
Thanks for coming, do you want a beer? Just go into the laundry and root through the washing machine. I bury them there instead of the massive square waist-high sink that sits next to it. It's okay, it has a spin cycle you can use once you fish out all the labels and plastic.
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bunnyofdoom posted:That trick only works in British Columbia 
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bunnyofdoom posted:That trick only works in British Columbia  indeed. I almost missed that.
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Cold Case Files taught me today that sometimes when you're burning a body in a dumpster the difference between complete incineration and having leftover teeth is as little as using 1 more gallon of gas.
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amityville anus posted:Cold Case Files taught me today that sometimes when you're burning a body in a dumpster the difference between complete incineration and having leftover teeth is as little as using 1 more gallon of gas. Sounds like more shilling for Big Oil
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Pocket Billiards posted:Thanks for coming, do you want a beer? Just go into the laundry and root through the washing machine. I bury them there instead of the massive square waist-high sink that sits next to it. Not everyone has one of those Mr moneybags,
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